🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

lion bitch🦁❤️
sent a video!
jic you guys wanna see that glorious moment again

my finest work if i dare say

puppy🐕🖤
yeah but did you have to aim it at his quaffles?💀

yes

baby black🥺🖤
azriel didn't dare leave his compartment
james and lily
you two are supposed to be head students ffs🤡

sister❤️
✨free pass✨
that reminds me
james
we g2g get the prefects🤡
see you all at dinner

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i will never get over the fact that james is head boy and jade didn't even get to be prefect

me?
prefect?
BABAHAHAHAHAHA
good joke

blondie👯‍♀️
vixen is the epitome of what a model student isn't

sister❤️
pretty much

best black👯‍♀️
didn't slughorn nominate you, vix?

supposedly it was flitwick and minnie
then i kinda made fireworks explode during christmas
and all of that went out the window

angel🥺❤️
a model student everybody
the epitome of what a true wizard should be

sod off

my moony🌙❤️
my favorite part was when nott glared at me and vix here threw a knife

i told you once that nobody messes with my moony

lion bitch🦁❤️
ah yes
i still remember the hex she sent to the sixth year
and she was twelve💀

that dude had buck teeth and purple hair for a whole semester

wormy🐭✨
i loved that actually

lion bitch🦁❤️
didi
look at what i sent you
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

k

...

lion bitch🦁❤️

she called me james...

that is your name
dumbass

no no
you don't get it
there wasn't an insult after that

i noticed
should i say it or should you?

say it...

I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO
god that sure feels good to say

okay but one big ass problem
how tf am i gonna ask her out?

do i have to do everything around here?

yes?
please🥺
for your big brother

my big brother can go suck a dick

rude

ughhh
hogsmeade
or the ball
idk
idc
as long as you ask her
you're head boy
use it to your advantage
dumbass

how do i know that she'll say yes?

UGHHHHHHHH
MY GOD BAM BAM
HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!?

very

SHE CALLED YOU JAMES
NOT AN ARROGANT TOERAG
OR POTTER
OR ANY OTHER INSULT SHE HAS FOR YOU
which were a lot btw
she finally saw the real you
way to fucking go
that's all i wanted for you
but my god bam bam
you can be so fucking stupid at times

why the fuck am i stupid now?

because this could've happened wayyyyyyyyyyyyy sooner

no it couldn't didi

yes it could
all you had to do was stop being a dumbass

i was a kid didi

so was i
and you and i both know that i needed to develop a hard shell if i wanted to survive the snake pit
and i built walls
so many damn walls that almost cost me having a relationship with snuffles
you and i know everything he did so i could feel comfortable with him to finally let down my walls just a bit
but here's the thing
if i didn't
why couldn't you?

because i'm a dumbass didi
that's why

we know
we've talked about this
various times
and yet it took you six years to finally mature
but hey
better late than never huh?

didi...
help me out here
please

no way jose
i can't meddle in this
lily will notice and she'll shut down🤡
let her trust you
okay?
show her the bam bam i know and love
not prongs
show her the real you, james
not the you everyone else sees
and if she doesn't like it
it's her fucking loss
idc if she's my best friend
if she can't see how bloody amazing you are
then fuck her and move on
it's that simple

thanks
i kinda needed to read that

leave it to me to give a slap back to reality when needed
now go do head boy duties and make me proud, bam bam

thanks didi
and i'm proud of you too

you better
i'm not out here busting my ass for nothing

and the moment is gone
thanks

you're welcome😌

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

blondie👯‍♀️
doesn't dumbledore ever shut up?

god i hate that man so much
something doesn't sit right with me every time i look at him...

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
pedo vibes?

puppy🐕🖤
my god frank
HES IN A SCHOOL FULL OF CHILDREN
MY GOD

frank...
my god-
NOT THAT
i'm just getting a vibe...

sister❤️
and knowing you
you're probably right

when have i ever been wrong?

my moony🌙❤️
never
and wtf are you and regulus doing?

baby black🥺🖤
betting

angel🥺❤️
on the sorting?

yep

wormy🐭✨
my god
why

baby black🥺🖤
it's your last year
let me enjoy it

yeah!
ravenclaw

baby black🥺🖤
gryffindor

best black👯‍♀️
vixen wins

lion bitch🦁❤️
and that was the last of them
DUMBLEDORE
PUT A CORK IN IT
IM STARVING

THANK YOU
MY GOD
IM THIS CLOSE TO TURNING TO CANNIBALISM RN

baby black🥺🖤
WHAT

not you
you're way too special, reggie

puppy🐕🖤
if you had to eat someone
who would you eat?

myself
a la mode

puppy🐕🖤
i'm-
WHY!?

blondie👯‍♀️
the question is
why not?
she's the hottest girl in hogwarts

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
my god marlene
your gay is showing

blondie👯‍♀️
I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT
THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK
or in my case
strawberry lipgloss😌

crookshanks
stfu

my moony🌙❤️
i love the fact that padfoot is still processing everything
and here i am laughing my ass off

best black👯‍♀️
i think everyone is laughing at this point

baby black🥺🖤
i caught on faster than my old relatives catching the plague

sister❤️
wait
james is also processing

...

lion bitch🦁❤️

YOU DIDNT

depends on what you're talking about

YOU SLEPT WITH CROOKSHANKS

no
my god prongs
just a kiss
or two
whatever🤷🏻‍♀️

WHAT THE FUCK

helping a sister out
i didn't hate it 🤷🏻‍♀️

👁👄👁
so
you bi or something?

it doesn't work like that
but if you had to put a label
then yeah
pretty much

when did it happen?

christmas
fifth year
marls and i were hanging out alone
had a heart to heart
she was confused
i helped her out
and yeah

my god
does padfoot know?

give it a minute
he's a little slow with these things

that screech...
my god

here we go

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

puppy🐕🖤
MARLENE MCKINNON
YOU DID NOT

blondie👯‍♀️
depends on what you're talking about

puppy🐕🖤
YOU DID NOT MAKEOUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND

best black👯‍♀️
they so did

yep
but hey
it was wayyyyy before we started dating

puppy🐕🖤
how long ago?

blondie👯‍♀️
let's see
it was around christmas
you two started dating around may right?

first week of the month

blondie👯‍♀️
so around six months before you two started dating
and before she slept with azriel
SO IN YOUR FACE BITCH
I HAD HER FIRST

👁👄👁
MARLENE STFU
MY GOD

baby black🥺🖤
oh my-

blondie👯‍♀️
sorry
but i had to...

angel🥺❤️
no
you didn't
my god
i've never seen padfoot so pale before

blondie👯‍♀️
well in MY defense
he was shagging other girls
he kinda has no room to talk about anything

puppy🐕🖤
has it happened again?

blondie👯‍♀️
sadly
no
but don't tempt me

CROOKSHANKS

blondie👯‍♀️
SORRY
DONT PULL OUT YOUR KNIVES ON ME
PLEASE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

sister❤️
bunny
don't do it
please
i'm not in the mood to give you detention
behave for once

ughhh
fine
you get a free pass mckinnon
mostly because the durmstrang students are sitting with us
and i don't want them to be terrified of me before i hand out their invitations
or at least not yet😌

baby black🥺🖤
they're staying with us right?

idk
probably not
but they are eating dinner with us every night

baby black🥺🖤
good
because i'm recognizing some of these students and i don't like it

best black👯‍♀️
so i wasn't the only one?
great
just great
i'm seeing my old classmates
kill me now

they're staying with the ravenclaws
dw about it sunny
god but why do some of them walk like they've got a stick up their ass

best black👯‍♀️
etiquette class

baby black🥺🖤
sounds exhausting

best black👯‍♀️
it is
my god
i forgot how blue those uniforms were🤡

blondie👯‍♀️
those french boys aren't hard to look at tho
kinda needed to remind myself of my sexuality for a sec

sister❤️
you say that every time i show you a picture of sebastian stan

and tom hiddleston

blondie👯‍♀️
i am gay
until sebastian stan breathes in my direction
then i miraculously turn straight

my moony🌙❤️
that's not how it works crookshanks

blondie👯‍♀️
i'll make it work like that
the things that man does to me
he's no romanian
he's a greek god

where is the lie tho?

sister❤️
guys
i'm not looking to turn horny today
so keep your thoughts to yourself
and eat
dumbledore's speech is finally over

how long was it this time?

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
fifteen minutes
i timed it🤡

baby black🥺🖤
ughhh
his record was twenty minutes
i consider it a win

my stomach doesn't
i'm fucking starving

lion bitch🦁❤️
you're siriusly going to eat that much food?

ignoring the pun there
and you're sounding like aunt celeste rn

lion bitch🦁❤️
oh god no
sorry
continue
in fact
eat some more
want some of mine?
please don't kill me🤡

dude
i'm not killing you🤡
am i really that bad?

puppy🐕🖤
no, sunshine
and we're not having this conversation again

sorry
i'll shut up now

my moony🌙❤️
little vixen it's not like that
and you know it

ik ik
and i didn't mean it like that
my god🤡
stop walking on eggshells around me moony
the potions are doing its job

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
potions?

my anxiety potions
the ones i take every day
two times a day

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
that bad?

you have no idea
now phones down and let's eat
this steak looks real good rn

baby black🥺🖤
amen to that