🦁jade's boyz🦁

i am staging in intervention here

my bitch🦌
i am fucking terrified
padfoot had a thought

the sane one🐺
and what a lonely thought that was

wormtail🐭
my god

i'm-
WHY

the sane one🐺
why not?
anyways
what's on that lonely mind
other than jade

...

my bitch🦌
you do realize that you're supposed to be sleeping rn?

wormtail🐭
same goes to you

the sane one🐺
i'm not
howling hours

well i know it's not with vixen since she's sleeping right next to me

the sane one🐺
your sister dumbass
my god

tell her that i say that she should get some sleep

the sane one🐺
she says that you should suck a dick and get some sleep

my bitch🦌
are you sure that we're related to jade and sunny?
because sometimes it seems that they're the twins

irk
anyways
i'm locking the door jic prongs decides to kill me

my bitch🦌
i wouldn't dream of it
didi's asleep
and she turns murderous if i wake her up

precisely

wormtail🐭
what's on your mind pads?

moony
we've talked about it
remember?

the sane one🐺
the thing with the thing?
or the other thing?

the thing with the thing that involves the thing

the sane one🐺
oh THAT thing
yeah i know about it

yeah
that thing

wormtail🐭
what's the thing?

my bitch🦌
i wanna know about the thing

give me a sec

sirius added regulus
sirius added frank

'sup

prodigal son🖤
my god no
no no no no no
no
no
no
no
no

my bitch🦌
don't be such a baby

longass🍑
why?
isnt one bad enough?
and why the name?
my god

the sane one🐺
reasons
now shut up

prodigal son🖤
all of us should be sleeping yk?
jade's gonna threaten someone in the terminal 👀

longass🍑
i'm bringing popcorn

my bitch🦌
i'll record

the sane one🐺
i'll make sure she doesn't kill him

wormtail🐭
i'll hold her rings

and i guess i'll be the cheerleader

my bitch🦌
as you should
now
what's this about?

you guys remember the day that i went out with the girls and vixen stayed with you guys
right?

longass🍑
yes
she kicked my ass in quidditch🤡

my bitch🦌
you get used to it after a few years
but yes
continue

ummm
well

surprise?

my bitch🦌

longass🍑

prodigal son🖤

wormtail🐭

the sane one🐺

solis is screaming btw💀

prodigal son🖤
i know
i can hear her
tell her to shut up before walburga wakes up

the sane one🐺
she told me to tell you to suck a dick

of course she did
so?
james?

my bitch🦌
DO MUM AND DAD KNOW ABOUT THIS

YES YOU DUMBFUCK
ALL THATS LEFT IS YOU

my bitch🦌
MY DIDI IS GETTING MARRIED TO MY PADFOOT
MY GOD
I COULD FUCKING CRY RN
OKAY OKAY
when do you plan on proposing?

yule ball
after midnight

the sane one🐺
romantic af
i love it

prodigal son🖤
as much as i love the fact that jade will officially become my sister
i still can't get over the fact that sirius black
hogwarts playboy
full time simp
went ring shopping with the girls

1. i hate you
2. go to bed
it's almost three am 🤡

prodigal son🖤
who needs sleep anyways
not me

the sane one🐺
me either
but sunny just went to bed
so you have my full attention pads

i'm honored?

my bitch🦌
why am i crying?
why can't i stop crying
padfoot
when have you thought about this?

for a while actually...
like six months i think?

wormtail🐭
oh
my
god
so you've thought about this
wayyyyyyyyy before you two had sex?

umm
yes?
is that too hard to believe?

the sane one🐺
from you?
yes

longass🍑
yeah sirius
forgive us for doubting you a little bit🤡
but
look at the facts for a sec

ik ik
but i didn't leave my playboy ways for her btw
i did it because i wanted to
and because i've drowned my feelings for her for years and it hit me like a ticking tsunami one night

prodigal son🖤
since when have you liked her?

my bitch🦌
try seven years ago today
me and didi went looking for empty compartments and found one with a sad emo boy sitting in the corner
jade being the sweet innocent bean she was got social anxiety and decided not to talk
and me being my extroverted self did most of the talking

ah yes
i still remember
who are you?

my bitch🦌
who are you?

i asked you first

my bitch🦌
i asked you second
and thus
the bromance was born

longass🍑
still a better love story than twilight

prodigal son🖤
jade was innocent?🤡

wormtail🐭
yep
she started being the badass you see today right after an incident in second year
which we won't talk about

prodigal son🖤
she told me
dw
i know all about the greenhouse

longass🍑
i don't know about the greenhouse

my bitch🦌
long ass story short
she was felt up by the head boy while she was in detention
she kneed him in the groin and padfoot and i beat the asshole to a pulp
and that was the night that minnie adopted her

the sane one🐺
JAMES
not your story to tell

my bitch🦌
it's not like i went into details or anything🤡
i kinda don't want to
i'll have the nightmares again
and i'm not replaying that night in my brain
my god

yeah reg
jade was a shy little bean until second year
but she didn't turn into the badass we know and love until fourth year

my bitch🦌
dad made a mistake in buying her a knife
"for protection" he said
and thus
her obsession was born

longass🍑
wait
how shy was she?💀

the sane one🐺
very
and she has social anxiety so there's that too

she still has it so💀

prodigal son🖤
my god
i find it hard to believe
because the first time i met her she threw a book at you and peter
turned to me and said
"i'm jade, the better potter. don't worry about these idiots."

and after all that violence you decided to befriend her?🤡

prodigal son🖤
why tf not?
amd when i started school she bat bogey hexed a couple of sixth years and the prefect just because they were talking shot of my last name
and then sunny came along
and
BAM
those two are like peas in a pod
my god

the sane one🐺
anywayssss
we'll help you plan the proposal
reg can talk to azriel about not doing a tule ball after party

prodigal son🖤
jade told him not to because it's christmas

that's even better

prodigal son🖤
but we're doing a new years party

my bitch🦌
hell yeah

longass🍑
we can make a gc and make sure that jade doesn't know about it?

the sane one🐺
i'll make it tomorrow omw to the platform
i'm exhausted
get some sleep dumbasses
we're gonna need it

yeah yeah yeah
whatever you say moony

the sane one🐺
go suck a dick pads

you first