🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

sister❤️
can someone please explain to me why did tiberius nott walk in with a black eye and a busted lip

baby black🥺🖤
sent a video!
hope that clears it up

lion bitch🦁❤️
and you just recorded that and did nothing?

baby black🥺🖤
azriel recorded it actually
i stood in the sidelines terrified
as usual

blondie👯‍♀️
jade packs a mean punch i'll give you that

puppy🐕🖤
that is amazing yet terrifying
what even happened?

1. talking trash about sunny
2. called me a whore
3. somehow he found out that zabini was the one to take my v card and decided to yell that all over the common room
4. talked shit about moony
5. it was either that or i stabbed him

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i feel proud tbh
she didn't stab him like she did with zabini

i didn't stab zabini!
i just grazed him with my knife
but i didn't stab him ffs

angel🥺❤️
why did you "graze him with your knife" again?

idk
something about him wanted me to help him get off or some shit
i don't remember

my moony🌙❤️
vix is violent like that
did he seriously try to punch back?

yeah
didn't turn out so good for him
he ended up punching parkinson as she tried to pry me off him
it was kinda funny

wormy🐭✨
now we know who we're not messing with

damn straight
now shut up
they're announcing who won the cup

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
at this point why do we even bother?
five seconds
and there it is
i'm surprised i'm not deaf yet

maybe if you people actually behaved for once in your life
you'll win the cup
jealous?

lion bitch🦁❤️
you people have taken everything this year
even the quidditch cup
my god
can you give us a break?

baby black🥺🖤
they don't call it the house of ambition for nothing

sister❤️
assholes
but congrats

see?
someone is supporting

my moony🌙❤️
🤡

puppy🐕🖤
i have a question

lion bitch🦁❤️
this should be good

i think i have an idea about what it is

best black👯‍♀️
that is kinda scaring me for some odd reason

it should

wormy🐭✨
shoot

puppy🐕🖤
what happens when you put two werewolves on the moon?

oh god
it happened

lion bitch🦁❤️
they'd die and explode from lack of oxygen dumbass

puppy🐕🖤
did i say i was sending them without a suit?
no right?
dumbass

baby black🥺🖤
sunny looks traumatized rn

my moony🌙❤️
as if i'm any better🤡
wtf padfoot

puppy🐕🖤
idk
i think i'm just high or some shit

did you get high with azriel again?

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
AGAIN!?

puppy🐕🖤
maybe
idk
when was the party?

two days ago

sister❤️
either he's still drunk
or he got high with zabini again
i didn't know you two were on speaking terms
i just thought you hated his ass because he took vixen's virginity

way to be blunt speckles🤡

sister❤️
sorry

lion bitch🦁❤️
evans
don't remind me please🤡

puppy🐕🖤
idk okay
what i do know is that i didn't get completely high
i still hate his ass
either i'm high or drunk
or i didn't get enough sleep last night

remind me to have a conversation with you tonight

baby black🥺🖤
that lowkey terrifies me

blondie👯‍♀️
it should
conversations with vixen are anything but fun
she once sat me down and scolded me for an hour🤡

my moony🌙❤️
she almost threw a book at me once

best black👯‍♀️
what did you even say to get you hit with a book?🤡

say it

my moony🌙❤️
that i'm a monster or some shit like that

merlin's beard sunny
was the punch necessary?

best black👯‍♀️
yes
it was
honestly rem
istg

my moony🌙❤️
i love you?

way to suck up

my moony🌙❤️
i learnt it from your bitch

puppy🐕🖤
i'm not her bitch

angel🥺❤️
fine
simp
whatever floats your bludgers

i love this
i love this so much

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
you fold your socks remus

lion bitch🦁❤️
forgive us if we're not trembling at the sight of you

snuffles is dating me
and i'm satan

baby black🥺🖤
walburga black is my mother
forgive me for not running to the hills every time i see you

sister❤️
petunia's my sister
i've seen worse
jade
what the shudder really necessary?

yes
your sister gives me the creeps sometimes yk?

blondie👯‍♀️
same here
that's the real horror story right there
no offense speckles

sister❤️
none taken?

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
remus
i've seen jade throw a knife at my quaffles just missing by two centimeters
nothing scares me anymore

i just wanted you to get the message🤷🏻‍♀️

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i got it
thank you very much🤡

lion bitch🦁❤️
i grew up with satan
i've seen satan on her period
remind us again why should we be scared of you?

the only thing i'm scared of is when moony is about to yeet me to a wall every full moon

my moony🌙❤️
IM SORRY

i now accept apologies from your werewolf form

best black👯‍♀️
i tried to stop him last week🤡

blondie👯‍♀️
yeah
and you almost did a hulk on me
i felt like loki being thrown around by the hulk

✨puny god✨

that was me when i witnessed it

baby black🥺🖤
can someone record that next time?
i wanna see it

angel🥺❤️
do we have a death wish?
no
honestly regulus
your slytherin side is showing a lot today

best black👯‍♀️
we are not recording ourselves the night of the moon
dumbass

baby black🥺🖤
fine
then let me become animagi

puppy🐕🖤
no

best black👯‍♀️
no

NO

baby black🥺🖤
WHY THE FUCK NOT

YOU ARE NOT BECOMING ANIMAGI AND THAT IS FINAL

lion bitch🦁❤️
sure mate
i'll help

sister❤️
joke's on you
eclipse, padfoot, vixen and i are the only ones who know the correct way to become animagi
sorry potter🤷🏻‍♀️

lion bitch🦁❤️
didi
i'm stealing your notes

you could
but i burned them last year when i caught reg reading my books
better luck next time

lion bitch🦁❤️
you know
sometimes i hate that you're a snake
you're like a thousand steps ahead all of us🤡

baby black🥺🖤
as we should be
so no animagi?

no
and i don't wanna hear another peep out of you with this
our decision still stands
you are not becoming animagi

baby black🥺🖤
but starboy became one

puppy🐕🖤
do you really think i would leave sunny alone?🤡
do you really think i'd let my baby brother be literally thrown to the wolves every month?
those full moons are no joke reg
so no
you are not becoming animagi
that's final

best black👯‍♀️
what the mutt said

honestly regulus
use your brain once in a while

baby black🥺🖤
ughhh
fine
wait-
so all of you are animagi?

angel🥺❤️
all except for frank

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i feel kinda lonely every full moon ngl
reg
next year you wanna hang out?

baby black🥺🖤
sure
the lions den or the snake pit?

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
whatever works

reg has his PS with him
i play mortal combat with him all the time

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
awesome
reg
we're hanging in the snake pit while these people try not to get killed by two wolves

lion bitch🦁❤️
it's not so bad
it's just that moony thinks that vixen is a chew toy

more like a late night snack🤡

my moony🌙❤️
I SAID I WAS SORRY

your wolf self has to sort out his priorities

my moony🌙❤️
i know🤡

best black👯‍♀️
i'll take care of it next moon

sister❤️
which means that i'll take care of it

which means that everything will fail and i'll get yeeted to a wall again

puppy🐕🖤
probably

i knew it 🤡

baby black🥺🖤
guys
phones off
mcgonagall and slughorn are giving us the glares of death rn

lion bitch🦁❤️
that's just minnie
slughorn doesn't have the glare quite down yet

two more cauldrons exploding and maybe
just maybe
he'll get it right

blondie👯‍♀️
baby black is right
phones off before minnie comes and kills all of us

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i am scared of two things
jade when she's on her period
and mcgonagall

as you should🤷🏻‍♀️