🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

baby black🥺🖤
guys
ask jade to speak shakesperian
i've been laughing my ass off for the past fifteen minutes

lion bitch🦁❤️
vix
speak shakespeare

verily i say unto thee,
lay thine eyes upon the field
in which my fucks are grown
and behold
it is barren

puppy🐕🖤
i am never letting you read macbeth ever again

fuck off
i read what i want

my moony🌙❤️
i need that tattooed on my forehead for every time prongs says something stupid

so every time?

my moony🌙❤️
yes

lion bitch🦁❤️
HEY

blondie👯‍♀️
where is the lie tho?
btw
the year is almost up👀
triwizard is next year
who's entering?

i would
but i'd kill everyone before they even announce the first task🤡

lion bitch🦁❤️
currently i don't have a death wish

i'm your sister
you always have a death wish

lion bitch🦁❤️
true
BRING IT ON
DEATH WILL BE MY SWEET RELEASE FROM MY DEVIL SISTER

...

wormy🐭✨
...
well then...
oh god-

puppy🐕🖤
james?
something you wanna talk about?

lion bitch🦁❤️
nope

sister❤️
...

angel🥺❤️
anyone seen vix?

i'm here

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
wru?

hell

best black👯‍♀️
that's a mood
but i'm serious

baby black🥺🖤
no, you're solis
i'm regulus
the other one is sirius

best black👯‍♀️
fuck off
son of a bitch

puppy🐕🖤
you called?
those are my initials after all😌

baby black🥺🖤
mother must really hate you huh?

puppy🐕🖤
you have no idea
the only good thing she gave me was my name
just for the initials
nothing else

sister❤️
and the fact that your name is sirius
your patronus is a dog
your animagus is a dog
and that is the brightest star in the sky
and not to mention the alpha star of the dog constellation
talk about ironies

baby black🥺🖤
i never thought of it that way...

best black👯‍♀️
god starboy
mother really hates you🤡

puppy🐕🖤
she hates all of us
and i don't know why you're giving an opinion
let's look at your bf for a sec

ah yes
remus john lupin
last name: lupin=lupus=wolf constellation
patronus=wolf
he's a werewolf
anything else we're forgetting?

my moony🌙❤️
my other last name...
howell

yep
remus takes the cake of the walking coincide
wolf mcwolf
the werewolf with the wolf patronus

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
all hail remus and sirius
the walking coincidences

sister❤️
how tf did we go from the triwizard tournament to talking about those two?

baby black🥺🖤
i'm asking myself the same thing rn

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
you don't ask
you just roll with it

blondie👯‍♀️
this gc is chaos

baby black🥺🖤
and toxic

lion bitch🦁❤️
i'll start singing
i'll fucking do it

no
you don't sing
you screech
there is a reason that mum once soundproofed the bathroom next to my room🤡

lion bitch🦁❤️
didi
that's your bathroom

which you invade because you like it more than your own

puppy🐕🖤
that bathroom is pretty nice tho

blondie👯‍♀️
it always smells like roses and vanilla

that's because i actually clean it
james' bathroom is a mess🤡
and now that padfoot is living with us
it's worse

best black👯‍♀️
vixen's bathroom is the best room in all of potter manor
tho idk how she gets privacy since she lives with james

put a knife on the door
that's how
and shower at like three am

sister❤️
🤡
well damn
that bad?

you have no idea

lion bitch🦁❤️
you say shit like that and everyone will think i'm a bad person
but that's all you🤡

huh?

puppy🐕🖤
...
either she's faking
or she fell down the stairs one too many times

probably the second one
sent a photo!

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
how long have you been laying there?

idk
like fifteen minutes

my moony🌙❤️
who's that next to you?

azriel
on my left is reg

puppy🐕🖤
why the fuck is zabini next to you?

wormy🐭✨
azriel?

ummm because i was talking to him before i fell?
we actually act decent towards each other
not friends
but acquaintances
why?
jealous?

puppy🐕🖤
no

blondie👯‍♀️
he just growled and his knuckles are turning white
he's jelly

puppy🐕🖤
stop exposing me mckinnon

ffs pads🙄
we've talked about this
it was a one time thing🙄

lion bitch🦁❤️
you sure about that?

james
if you have something to say to me
don't do it in a gc
too many witnesses
and yes
it was a one time thing
ffs

angel🥺❤️
i am so lost rn

best black👯‍♀️
same here

baby black🥺🖤
jade just tell them

bitch you're right next to me

baby black🥺🖤
do you really want azriel to find out?

good point
and stop glaring at me ffs
how do you know about that?🤡

baby black🥺🖤
you told me
when you were drunk
remember?

i do now🤡
shit-

blondie👯‍♀️
tell us what? 🍵

you people are idiots istg-

best black👯‍♀️
we know this
now spill

zabini and i kinda slept together last year...

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
KINDA!?
KINDA!?
JADE
WTF
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

well it all starts when a boy and a girl both consent
the boy pulls out a condom
he asks one more time if she really wants it
the girl agrees
and yeah
it happens

blondie👯‍♀️
i always knew something odd happened between the two of you
at least he used a condom
right?

MARLENE
YES HE DID🤡

best black👯‍♀️
i'm killing him

sunny-

my moony🌙❤️
not if i get to him first
zabini?
really vix?

yes
it was a one time thing
it happened and it's done
what the hell do you want me to do?
get a time turner and go back to that night?

puppy🐕🖤
YES

fine
you go to the night you lost your virginity and then we'll talk😌

puppy🐕🖤
🤡

angel🥺❤️
istg
i almost fainted
what
the
hell

honestly you people are making a huge deal out of this
i wanted to
he wanted to
everything was done with consent
and it happened

baby black🥺🖤
still
it's zabini, jade

look
at least it's not sunny's ex
i can't stand to look at nott without puking🤡

best black👯‍♀️
honestly?
same💀

and marlene
if i remember correctly
you made out with him on more than one occasion

blondie👯‍♀️
yeah
and thanks to him
i'm into ladies now
remember?😌

yes marlene
i remember
and that stays between us

puppy🐕🖤
marlene if you slept with my girlfriend
i'll kill you

blondie👯‍♀️
i don't kiss and tell
but if i must
no
i didn't
unfortunately for me

👁👄👁

sister❤️
this gc has taken a dark turn...

puppy🐕🖤
wtf did you two do then?

none of your fucking business
marlene
stfu

blondie👯‍♀️
my wife says to shut up
and you know what they say
happy wife = happy life

puppy🐕🖤
she's gonna be MY wife, marlene
not yours

👁👄👁

blondie👯‍♀️
👁👄👁

lion bitch🦁❤️
HOLD UP
WHO APPROVED OF THIS

best black👯‍♀️
of what?
my brother marrying your sister?
or crookshanks marrying vixen?
i'm so confused rn

lion bitch🦁❤️
BOTH

sister❤️
i approve of crookshanks marrying vixen

my moony🌙❤️
and i guess i'll approve of the mutt

baby black🥺🖤
i'm getting migraines now
thanks

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
you getting heart problems?

baby black🥺🖤
not yet

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
then you haven't been around them long enough

baby black🥺🖤
so it all goes downhill from here?

wormy🐭✨
yep

baby black🥺🖤
shit-