🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

puppy🐕🖤
anyone seen my girlfriend?

my moony🌙❤️
and mine too?

baby black🥺🖤
how do you two lose a woman?

lion bitch🦁❤️

that's how

blondie👯‍♀️
all i heard was vix shout "all hail bingus" and that was it...

wormy🐭✨
bingus?

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
you seriously don't know who bingus is?
that's our religion here
jade and i believe in ✨bingus supremacy✨

sister❤️

that's bingus
i thought jade was a dog person?

puppy🐕🖤
she is
but ✨bingus✨

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i honestly wouldn't be surprised if she builds a shrine for bingus in filch's office...

BABUSHKA

best black👯‍♀️
BABUSHKA

baby black🥺🖤
...
you two are weird human beings

angel🥺❤️
those two are the danger twins
babushka?

grandma in russian
don't ask
really
don't ask

my moony🌙❤️
where the hell are you two?

best black👯‍♀️

my moony🌙❤️
forget i even asked🤡

puppy🐕🖤
jade
what are you two doing now?

it's bonding time with solis and jade
that's all you need to know

baby black🥺🖤
that scares me more than this gc

before i go i just wanna say one thing
i've adopted frank
he's an honorary marauder now

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
1. i feel honored.
2. i'm not getting added into that group chat. that thing scares me more than mcgonagall handing out our grades

fine
you're still an honorary marauder

baby black🥺🖤
and me?

puppy🐕🖤
you don't want to be associated with the marauders🤡

i've adopted regulus since the moment i met him
he is my child and i'll kill anyone who even thinks of hurting him
that includes you, sirius

puppy🐕🖤
HEY!

best black👯‍♀️
vix
come down to the courtyard
i found the thing you're looking for

awesome
i'm omw
i was getting some stuff from zabini

angel🥺❤️
what the hell are you two doing?
and why is zabini involved?

reasons

best black👯‍♀️
some stuff
no need to worry your pretty little heads guys

yeah
we've got it all covered😌

sister❤️
okay
that scares me more than jade throwing knives

i honestly don't know why tho
we've got it all under control
just as long as peeves doesn't meddle
we'll be fine
so please
don't send him our way

best black👯‍♀️
we should probably do this in the shack tho...

you're lucky i stole the map from james before i left

lion bitch🦁❤️
no you didn't!

check your bag

lion bitch🦁❤️
she did-

best black👯‍♀️
vix
you got the razors?

yeah
you got everything else?

best black👯‍♀️
yeah

my moony🌙❤️
RAZORS!?

blondie👯‍♀️
i'm fearing for hogwarts rn

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
guys
i don't see mrs. norris anywhere...
or filch for that matter
she finally did it
jade you crazy bitch
i love you

hakuna your tatas, frank
i didnt kill anyone
yet-

baby black🥺🖤
emphasis on the "yet"

best black👯‍♀️
just trust the process little brother
jade and i know what we're doing

puppy🐕🖤
and that's what scares us most of all...

well it should🤷🏻‍♀️

...

🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

my moony🌙❤️
it's been six hours...

baby black🥺🖤
jade's not in the snake pit

sister❤️
sunny isn't in the kitchens

blondie👯‍♀️
i think i see them coming from the shack
oh my god
JADE AND SOLIS
YOU TWO ARE AMAZING

sent a photo!
all hail bingus

lion bitch🦁❤️
you did not just do that

best black👯‍♀️
we did
and now
you guys no the drill

angel🥺❤️
yeah ik
deny, deny, deny

blondie👯‍♀️
i was the only one who saw you two
so you guys are safe

thanks crookshanks

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
ALL HAIL BINGUS
if anything
that's satan bingus

geez frank
you take her eyes out then

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
no no
don't worry about it

wormy🐭✨
mrs. norris has never looked better
how did you two manage that?

blindfold the cat
put it in a body bind
grab a razor
and shave

best black👯‍♀️
what like it's hard?

tell that to the scratch on my back
i gtg change before dinner🤡
i have blood all over me

puppy🐕🖤
WHAT

calm down, pads
it's my blood this time

puppy🐕🖤
as if that makes it any better

lion bitch🦁❤️
where are you?

courtyard
the one with the bloody back is me

lion bitch🦁❤️
just saw you
guys
vix and i are going to be late for dinner
because as usual
i have to clean her wounds

puppy🐕🖤
sunny
you need help too?

best black👯‍♀️
got a nasty scrape by my shoulder blade
you tell me

puppy🐕🖤
i'm omw🙄

baby black🥺🖤
you two are good brother to them
but not to me🤡

sister❤️
all right
why doesn't anyone care for reggie?

BITCH I DO
I'D DEDICATE EVERY WAKING HOUR IF I COULD

baby black🥺🖤
you and sunny are exceptions
i'm talking to starboy🤡

puppy🐕🖤
...
dude
you don't get scrapes like these
you're the sane one out of the three of us🤡

baby black🥺🖤
only because jade won't let me do stupid shit

AND WITH GOOD REASON
because then you get scrapes like these🤡

baby black🥺🖤
good point

blondie👯‍♀️
bunny
want me to get you some clothes?

please?

blondie👯‍♀️
omw with the girls and reg
the other two are going to the hall to watch our seats

aight
thanks
we'll be there in like fifteen

lion bitch🦁❤️
make that thirty...
i just saw solis' shoulder
that don't look pretty

neither does my back 🤷🏻‍♀️

puppy🐕🖤
that too

in my defense
most of those are from the last full moon
remus
you and i are going to have a little chat as to why you can't keep yeeting me to a wall each month

my moony🌙❤️
IM SORRY
TELL THAT TO WEREWOLF ME

if i could
i would
but i can't
so i'm telling human you

baby black🥺🖤
guys open up
we're here

lion bitch🦁❤️
on it
we're gonna need an extra ten minutes...
jade's back started bleeding again

sister❤️
it doesn't look good🤡

it never does