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best black👯‍♀️
mind your own fucking business jade

puppy🐕🖤
what she said
but i love you
don't kill me
KILL HER

best black👯‍♀️
boy
if you don't shut your ass right now

baby black🥺🖤
you sounded like mother
i got war flashbacks rn

oh god-

lion bitch🦁❤️
on a scale of one to sirius fearing for his life

you whenever i get a new knife

lion bitch🦁❤️
okay so it's bad

sister❤️
so apparently i can't do my homework in peace
i just hear the screaming

angel🥺❤️
what exactly happened?

idk
i woke up from my nap
and these two assholes were screaming at each other...

blondie👯‍♀️
james level?
or fat lady level?

james level

blondie👯‍♀️
okay so we know it's bad

lion bitch🦁❤️
how come i get my own category?

sent an audio!
sent a photo!
sent four videos!
✨reciepts✨

lion bitch🦁❤️

my moony🌙❤️
can someone lock these two in a broom closet?
IM TRYING TO NAP

baby black🥺🖤
oh god-
jade and remus aren't sleeping
either my brother and sister are going to kill each other
or they're going to kill him
DOES SOMEONE HAVE HER KNIVES!?

nope😌
sent a photo!
the red one looks real good rn

wormy🐭✨
so ummm-
i just heard solis say that sirius' hair looks like shit-
vixen
hide the knives
padfoot is coming for the kill

blondie👯‍♀️
okay but vixen calling him snuffles is EVRYTHINGGGGGGGG
HIS FACE
HE GOT WHIPLASH
and the twins are at it again
help us
VIXEN BRING THE KNIVES
AND THE STUPID STAG
WE'RE SEPARATING THEM
how long until the next moon?

my moony🌙❤️
two weeks
so she's not weak yet
may the odds be ever in your favor you two

stabby or throwy?

lion bitch🦁❤️
throwy
we're not killing them ffs 🤡
just wanna give them a little scare

aight
everyone duck
i'm aiming two inches next to his head

baby black🥺🖤
WAIT WAIT
IM OMW
I WANNA SEE

ughhhh
hurry up

baby black🥺🖤
shit
never mind
but please send a video

sent a video!

baby black🥺🖤
oh my-
she wasn't kidding when she says that she never misses

lion bitch🦁❤️
well that had no luck
didi
bring the stabby ones

WE ARE NOT KILLING MY BOYFRIEND AND HIS SISTER
IF ITS ANY CONSTELLATION
WELL KILL YOU

sister❤️
i wanna do it
plz

lion bitch🦁❤️
WHAT

angel🥺❤️
POTTERS!
we'll deal with you two later
THE BLACKS ARE PULLING WANDS
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

blondie👯‍♀️
oh god
corvus is caught in the middle
THEYLL KILL HER
WHO IS GETTING THE MUTT!?

lion bitch🦁❤️
NOT IT

ISTG JAMES
FINE
ILL TAKE CARE OF THE MUTT
IVE GOT A DAMN BONE SOMEWHERE IN HIS DAMN FUCKING DORM
JUST ONE DAY
ONE DAY WHERE IM AT PEACE
ONE FUCKING DAY

wormy🐭✨
the fuck happened to you?

sister❤️
she had a small fight with pads today
and the twins aren't letting her nap...

EXACTLY
NOW IF ALL OF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME
I HAVE TO TAME A MUTT
THIS AINT NO DAMN DOG POUND AND I AINT NO DOG WHISPERER OR SOME SHIT

baby black🥺🖤
what actually happened this time?

sister❤️
between the couple or the twins?

baby black🥺🖤
both

sister❤️
i honestly don't know

my moony🌙❤️
i can answer that
i don't know much
all i heard was her yelling something that i couldn't understand
and something about hair?
idk
now the twins
that's a damn story
regulus
bring some popcorn

baby black🥺🖤
👁👄👁
🥤🍿🤏🏼
i'm ready

blondie👯‍♀️
i love it
okay so the story starts right after divination
jade dropped that class so she doesn't know this
the mutt thought it was funny to piss her off
this is what happens when he's not around vixen
he gets ✨clown energy✨
eclipse wasn't feeling well
✨period✨

my moony🌙❤️
we didn't need to know that marlene

blondie👯‍♀️
dude
you simp for her
you need to know these things
she always gets her period around two weeks before the moon
a week before if her uterus is feeling irregular
chronic pains but not like jade's where she actually passed out once
cravings involve chocolates galore, strawberry shakes and pie
lots of pie
she always has a heated blanket in her bed
and hoodies become her best friends
that's pretty much it ig
i'll tell you more later

my moony🌙❤️
👁👄👁
📝✍🏼
thanks

baby black🥺🖤
periods aside
what else happened?

angel🥺❤️
not much
sunny broke a cup close to his face
wait-
is that a spider!?
and jade just screamed
great
smh sirius
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS TERRIFIED OF SPIDERS

wormy🐭✨
she's not afraid of death
she can kill a person and not bat an eye
but god forbid there's a spider in the room

sister❤️
can you blame her?
that's the devil's pet
anyways-
after divination not much happened
until dinner...
jade was falling asleep
as usual
sirius really wanted to push her buttons today
so he started taunting sunny
talking about moony and all that shit
she god pissed off and almost stabbed him
jade confiscated the knife and fell asleep on sirius' shoulder
it was kinda cute
sent a photo!
but he still wanted to taunt his sister
istg-
he's just like the toerag

baby black🥺🖤
and yet you love said toerag

blondie👯‍♀️
i like this reggie
this reggie is fun
this reggie isn't scared of shit

baby black🥺🖤
i'm scared of you🤡

blondie👯‍♀️
well you should be
so anyways
long ass story short
jade passed out on the sofa
and the mutt was supposed to be with her making sure she's okay and all that jazz
but nooooo
he's having a screaming fest with his sister
after that it's all a blur
jade is angry because she's not napping
and there's still a spider running around

my moony🌙❤️
not anymore
i caught it

angel🥺❤️
how exactly did you catch it?

my moony🌙❤️
"hey demons! it's me, ya boy!"
and boom
the tarantula was by my side almost succeeding in giving me a heart attack

puppy🐕🖤
yo sunny
i love you
and i'm sorry

best black👯‍♀️
jade has a knife to your throat?

puppy🐕🖤
my quaffles actually
but i mean it

best black👯‍♀️
no you don't

puppy🐕🖤
you're right i don't

sirius orion black the third

lion bitch🦁❤️
solis artemis black

puppy🐕🖤
FINE
SOLIS I LOVE YOU AND YOURE THE BEST SISTER EVER

best black👯‍♀️
you're still a mutt
but i love you too

now was that so bad?

wormy🐭✨
okay then
you try saying that to prongs

we're not talking about me
we're talking about the black twins

lion bitch🦁❤️
no no
i wanna hear you say it

sister❤️
what's our backup when both twins are fighting?

angel🥺❤️
we pray
confíscate wands and knives
and hide
for the love of merlin
hide
hogwarts is no longer safe

best black👯‍♀️
suck my dick
all of you

what she said