🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

blondie👯‍♀️
another day
another potter twin fight
the first one of the semester
who wants the rundown?

baby black🥺🖤
me
i couldn't witness it

blondie👯‍♀️
k
i'm gonna need some help
how exactly did it start this time?

my moony🌙❤️
little vixen waltzed in our room after her shower since she's spending a lot of time here now

baby black🥺🖤
why?

wormy🐭✨
nightmares

my moony🌙❤️
exactly
anyways
she couldn't find her tie and was losing her shit
so naturally prongs gave her a gryff tie
what were her exact words?

puppy🐕🖤
"your face is about to become as red as this tie if you seriously think i'm going to wear this piece of utter and complete bullshit."

baby black🥺🖤
well damn🤡
i mean
is she wrong?
green is better😌

best black👯‍♀️
green is the color of envy little brother

baby black🥺🖤
ma'am
you're a simp for loki
he wears green
i rest my case

blondie👯‍♀️
who doesn't simp for loki?

sister❤️
true
anyways
continue remus

my moony🌙❤️
james started being dramatic as usual and "transfigured" the tie so it would be the slytherin colors
she put it on
and the tie turned red again

baby black🥺🖤
oh no-

puppy🐕🖤
the thing is-
the tie wouldn't come off
he charmed it🤡
"james fleamont potter if you don't cast the counter charm right now, i won't hesitate to turn your body inside out. have fun having your intestines used as jumprope"

angel🥺❤️
✨violence✨

best black👯‍♀️
i entered the room because i needed something from vix and what do i find?
jade had james in a headlock and he turned as red as the tie around her neck
prongs refused to remove the tie
so naturally i took a picture
sent one photo!

baby black🥺🖤
oh my-
i wasn't scared of her
but i am now

sister❤️
solis called me
i walked in to find the toerag screeching like the fat lady
"IM SORRY IM SORRY DONT KILL ME IM SORRY!"
he also somehow managed to tackle jade to the ground and put HER in a headlock
big mistake...

baby black🥺🖤
i'm scared to ask
but also intrigued

wormy🐭✨
vixen slapped prongs
so he tied her hands
another big mistake

puppy🐕🖤
to tame jade you either apologize
or put her in a body bind and pray that she doesn't use wandless magic

blondie👯‍♀️
you'd know a lot about that
wouldn't you, Padfoot?😌

puppy🐕🖤
i'm-
MARLENE
THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS CHAT

baby black🥺🖤
you mean yourself?
jade still hasn't let you tap that ass?
and you're still with her?
damn
you must really be in love with her
fucking simp

puppy🐕🖤
ANYWAYS

sister❤️
simping aside
continue

best black👯‍♀️
okay okay
it got bad
real bad
turns out prongs hid her tie just to mess with vixen and to see her in our house colors
another big mistake

my moony🌙❤️
long story short
prongs has some bruises and bite marks
and vixen took out her knives just to make a point

wormy🐭✨
he accidentally broke her holster...

baby black🥺🖤
the one i got her for her birthday or the one that her mum bought her

puppy🐕🖤
both...
that's when we had to put her in a body bind
frank had to leave the room and screaming
"SHES A DEMON! SHES A DAMN DEMON! IM NOT READY TO GO TO HELL!"

angel🥺❤️
and that's where i come in
sunny ran into the room with speckles behind her
calling for marlene and i
we walked towards their room to find jade in a body bind and yelling at james
he was cowering behind his bed shouting apologies
remus was in the middle trying to keep the peace
sirius was trying to keep the body bind for as long as humanly possible while peter jumped into james' bed in an effort to make him be a man and own his shit
there was one flaw
sirius didn't mute her

baby black🥺🖤
what did she do?

blondie👯‍♀️
serpensortia...
so now there's a wild snake in the gryffindor tower
we're still searching for it

baby black🥺🖤
and mcgonagall didn't appear?

angel🥺❤️
i think she learned that when the potter twins fight
we all stay away
today was an exception
so yeah
now we're searching for a bloody rattlesnake in the gryffindor tower before minnie comes and decapitates us all

baby black🥺🖤
and where are the twins now?

puppy🐕🖤
i've got the vixen

best black👯‍♀️
and i've got the stupid stag

blondie👯‍♀️
you see regulus
when one of them fights
we have the others as backup

baby black🥺🖤
jade and james have a toxic relationship...

angel🥺❤️
i would say destructive
but it's entertaining so we let them fight
until we start seeing blood
that's when we separate them
funny enough
prongs is always the one who provokes her and ends up with all of the bruises

my moony🌙❤️
he's built like that
btw
i found the snake
you're welcome
jade was calling it

puppy🐕🖤
"i wanna throw it at prongs' stupid face"

baby black🥺🖤
but they look exactly the same...

sister❤️
vix has blue eyes

wormy🐭✨
prongs has hazel eyes

blondie👯‍♀️
jade has better hair

angel🥺❤️
prongs
well-
let's not talk about his hair

best black👯‍♀️
jade wears it better🤷🏻‍♀️

puppy🐕🖤
james doesn't
that's basically it

baby black🥺🖤
oh my💀

honestly you people are making us seem like we hate each other

lion bitch🦁❤️
yeah
i'm wounded

sister❤️
you two pulled knives
had each other in a headlock
and i didn't know that jade had such a colorful vocabulary🤡

still
that's my ride or die right there😩✊🏼

lion bitch🦁❤️
what she said!
btw vix
your tie is in my trunk

no it's not
fucking dumbass

lion bitch🦁❤️
it actually is

bam bam
all the ties are red and gold

lion bitch🦁❤️
gametime:
one of them is your tie
can you figure it out before breakfast?
good luck

yeah?
can you figure out how far my foot will enter your ass?
i like that game better☺️

sister❤️
they're going to fight again, right?

puppy🐕🖤
yep
reg
the password is fortuna mayor
we need all the help we can get🤡

baby black🥺🖤
omw

angel🥺❤️
i conjured up a net
i'm ready to find another snake

my moony🌙❤️
we're gonna need it
i saw three of them 🤡

blondie👯‍♀️
on it!

baby black🥺🖤
that scream....
that will haunt me for months
was that james?

best black👯‍♀️
yeah...

baby black🥺🖤
figured