🦁jade's boyz🦁

prongs
exactly how much does your sister eat?

my bitch🦌
ten times her weight in food and then some
why?

sent a photo!

my bitch🦌
oh my-
you're lucky you're rich
but you gonna be broke in a few minutes
that's just an appetizer for her🤡

wormtail🐭
how tf is she so skinny?

the sane one🐺
✨metabolism goals✨
where even are you?

my bitch🦌
dude
it's date night for them
remember?

the sane one🐺
how could i forget?
"should i wear the black or the red? denim or leather? boots or nah?"
and he went with the opposite with what we told him🤡

my bitch🦌
who tf even wears denim jackets anymore?

you do
and jade says to stop blowing up my phone

wormtail🐭
put it on do not disturb dumbass

it is
on silent and do not disturb
but she knows
she knows everything

my bitch🦌
are you sure you still wanna be her boyfriend?
she's terrifying

yes
i do
now imma go
jade's eating her weight in food again🤡

the sane one🐺
i can relate

of course you can.

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instagram

sirius-black just made a post.

❤️: jade_potter, regulus-black,and 642others.

sirius-black: "the angels, not half so happy in heaven,
   went envying her and me."
tagged: jade_potter

jade_potter: i love you🖤
       sirius-black: i love you more🖤

james_potter: SIMP
       jade_potter: just like you simp lils?
       sirius-black: i'm calling a shots fired here
      james_potter: ouch

mckinnon_61: you're a literal puppy with her. i love it!
       jade_potter: i think we all do💀
       sirius-black: ✨rude✨

solis-black: and thus jade has come to bless your instagram!
     sirius-black: i hate you
     solis-black: no you don't 
     jade_potter: be nice to my favorite demon, sirius. first and last warning
     sirius-black: sorry
     rem_lupin: #whipped
     jade_potter: shut up, remus. you're next.
     rem_lupin: and i took that personally-
     jade_potter: good

evans_lily: how does it feel, puppy?
    sirius-black: cloud fifteen, evans
    evans_lily: awwwww🥺

regulus-black: big bro's whipped
    sirius-black: bro, stfu
    jade_potter: wanna say that again?
    sirius-black: sorry

alice-01: you are so in love with her🥺
     sirius-black: you have no idea😌

peter_: we've all been waiting for this moment forever
     sirius-black: so have i😌

jade_potter just made a post.

❤️: sirius-black, evans_lily, and 600 others.

jade_potter: "loving him is a sin, that i'm fully aware. but a sinner i am."
tagged: sirius-black

sirius-black: am i a sin?
    jade_potter: actually, that's all me. you're a puppy🤷🏻‍♀️
   sirius-black: you're lucky i love you
   jade_potter: i know😌🖤

alice-01: i've never seen you this mushy
   jade_potter: give it a week at most😌
   sirius-black: it was fun while it lasted

evans_lily: 🎶can you feel the love tonight 🎶
     mckinnon_61: i smelled this comment💀
    jade_potter: same here

james_potter: well i gotta say it's refreshing to see you so happy
     jade_potter: i am😌
     james_potter: i'm glad❤️

rem_lupin: we need some bleach. jade's instagram has been tainted by a mutt
    solis-black: i got the bleach, you get the fire.
    rem_lupin: done!
    sirius-black: i'm-
    rem_lupin: sunny, we need more bleach
    solis-black: on it!
    jade_potter: oh my-💀

regulus-black: on a scale of one to ten?
    jade_potter: unlucky thirteen
    regulus-black: figured

peter_: i'm so happy for you two
    jade_potter: i love you🥺