lion bitch🦁❤️

this feels weird

what does?
and we haven't heard from you three in almost three days
wtf

being apart for so long
like the farthest we've been apart was two weeks and i was itching to go back home much to padfoot's displeasure 🤡

ikr
come back home please🥺

three more weeks till christmas, bam bam
we have two weeks off

really?
how's it going?

honestly
sometimes i feel like i'm about to cry and drop everything and go back home

why?

idk
i've always had you beside me
and know that i'm doing this by myself
it feels weird

ik
quidditch feels weird without you yelling at me
all i have is the coach yelling at me
i don't like it
how are those exams?

excruciating
i failed the first two🤡

you?
failed a test?
i have lost faith in humanity

it's not funny bam bam
marlene had to calm me down
azriel had to dump a bucket of cold water on me

but why?
failing a test is normal didi

ik
but like i've said
i've always had you next to me to help me review and give me pep talks whenever i doubt myself

you do know that i'm only a call away right?

i'm trying this thing azriel told me about
it's called independence from my twin
and ykw
i don't like it
so from now on
i'm calling you for every insignificant little thing that happens to me
WHICH REMINDS ME
i got new boots🤠

show me
now

pretty!
how tf do you still wear black with all that heat?

i'm used to it
and it's not so bad
tho it was kinda weird at first

why?

remember the first time i wore boots with my uniform?
and got my long ass nails
and yk
wore chains 💀

yeah?
what about it?

dude
crookshanks, az and i stood out like a sore thumb

i can see it now
wait
i actually cant
explain it to me

one tattooed girl who's wearing shorts and her holsters full of knives
a blonde bitch who's ready to kill someone
and a son of a bitch who has a resting bitch face that i fucking envy

don't tell me you got another tattoo🤦🏻‍♂️

yesterday🤠

and that is?

A VIXEN🥺
i was supposed to be studying
but i already had it outlined and got extremely bored

yk
if curse breaking doesn't work out
you should be tattoo artist

this is more like a hobby
and when i get tired i can just use magic to remove it
hurts like a bitch
but it works

you had a tattoo removed?

remember the rose tatt i did on my ankle that didn't turn out like i wanted?
it's not there anymore

so your plan is to cover your entire body with tattoos?

no
at least not for now🤷🏻‍♀️
idk yet

you should
it looks badass

i'll think about it
this is like an addiction
once you have one
you can't stop💀

oh god
how many?

like seven
idk

oh god

btw
how's lily?

you tell me
i walked in my room and found her like this
she was KO
how's crookshanks?
she called me last night in a frenzy
screamed something in greek i think?
and then hung up

this is her rn
you tell me

oh my-
on a scale of one to ten?

fifteen
we ran out of coffee last night
so today az is getting us some more

merlin's ballsack
how many do you people drink in a day!?

if it's an all-nighter like three or four
depends
az switches sometimes to english breakfast because he's boujee like that
i however
good ol' french or colombian roast
i like dark roast coffee

how have you people have not gotten a heart attack yet?

i honestly don't know
probably because i don't drink coffee black
always with creamer
and if it's an all-nighter i make it light so that i'll be able to sleep afterwards
and sometimes decaf but i don't like it

i'll keep that in mind
btw
don't you have a test tomorrow?
shouldn't be studying also?

wtf do you think i'm doing?

and that was me last night before i collapsed in the middle of the library

procrastinating?

more like contemplating all of my life's choices up till this point

how many do you regret?

none 🤷🏻‍♀️

i regret just one

and that is?

that fight with snape in fifth year
because of what he did to you

bam bam
it wasn't your fault🙄

it was!
you told me to stop and i didn't
and thanks to that
you ended in the hospital wing with a dark curse for a month and jade to get your blood cleansed
and pads almost went to azkaban because he was going to murder him

of course he was🙄
idc about that anymore
so just forget about it

didi it was our birthday

so?
idc
drop it okay?
it happened and i'm still alive and making your life hell

as it should be

as much as i love talking to you
az just got back and we have to go to the library and get more books
before i lose my shit
i'll see if i can call you tonight
okay?

call your husband
he misses you
you haven't talked to him in three days

i haven't talked to anyone in three days
i've been too busy stuDYING

a mood
but call him okay?

i'll call him once i return from the library
tell him that please?

already did
he's dancing
didi
tame your puppy

tell him he'll get a bone
and get him pizza
put on a star wars movie
and he'll calm down
i left my grogu plushie on my nightstand
are you home?

which home?

my flat

yes

okay
revenge of the sith
pizza
and my grogu plushie

you married a five year old

ik
believe me
i know

already done

that should keep him calm until i come back from the library

k
love you didi

love you too bam bam

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