🐍the lion queens🦁

i have a small crisis

anka🌹
so a big one

yes

best black👯‍♀️
and that is?

i want a baby...

blondie👯‍♀️
we are the wrong people you should be talking to about this
why?
we have vaginas
that's why you have a husband

sister❤️
i thought you two wanted to wait until you came back from egypt

i do
we both do

angel🥺❤️
then what changed bunny?

idk
baby fever💀

sister❤️
we're literally still 18

ik
and i got married two months ago...

blondie👯‍♀️
i say you get off birth control and whatever happens happens
you two are practically soulmates

i've thought about it
but this is the career of my dreams, ladies
same with siri
and i don't wanna get pregnant because that means i can only spend like 4 months before i have to come back home
and then what?
both of us put our careers on hold?
you ladies have your own careers to worry about and i don't want you guys to take care of my kid just so i can do my dream job
that's extremely selfish on my part...

anka🌹
you have to tell siri this

i'm slightly scared to tell him rn
he's in ireland rn with bam bam and moony

best black👯‍♀️
yeah
they have the day off today and i have them over at beastling helping me set up
wormy couldn't come because he works till late today but he's coming tomorrow

angel🥺❤️
when does he come back home?

the day before the first trial
so in like a week...

sister❤️
okay
i'm on break
i was gonna sleep
but fuck that
you have my full attention vix

blondie👯‍♀️
with all the chaos of the trial
he won't be paying attention to anything else
so there's no other option because you leave three days after that trial
you have to tell him over the phone vixen

look
why don't we just forget this ever happened
it's not gonna happen for another two years at least so 🤷🏻‍♀️

sister❤️
but it might affect your sex life and your relationship with siri

not my sex life
my relationship debatable

best black👯‍♀️
tell prongs first
then tell starboy
sound good?

anka🌹
i like that order
brother first
simp later

umm
sure?

angel🥺❤️
just do it vix
because knowing you
this will eat you alive until you finally explode and it'll end up in an argument with siri
and idk about you
but i don't wanna see those two argue
their relationship is too pure for that...

sister❤️
i see him punching a wall and killing himself instead of arguing with vixen
he loves her too much

fine
i'll call bam bam rn

...

calling lion bitch🦁❤️

look i know you're busy and shit but this will only take two minutes bam bam

you sound like you're constipated
if you are
call mum
not me

IM NOT CONSTIPATED JAMES
i'm just thinking

about?

sighs
i want a baby...

YOU WHAT
REMUS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE
SOLIS TAKE CARE OF THESE TWO ASSHOLES
did she tell you!?
YES SHE TOLD ME
OH MY GOD
OKAY OKAY
IM ALONE NOW
WHAT THE FUCK!?

it's stupid i know

JADE
THIS ANYTHING BUT STUPID
this is big
oh god
i might faint right now
but wait
what about egypt?

that's the thing
pads and i talked about not having kids until i come back from egypt

i'm sensing there's a but

i want one...

and you'll get one didi
but you have to put things on a balance right now
i mean
this is your dream job
are you really going to say goodbye to that?

i don't
i want this bam bam
i really do
but i also want a family with the man i love

you'll get that
you two have the rest of your lives together to give birth to an entire quidditch team if that's what you want
and when the time comes
you'll be an excellent mother
there's no doubt in my mind about that
just like i know that pads will be an amazing father

you don't think i'm getting ahead of myself with this?
i've only been married for two months

so?

i'm eighteen

so?
didnt parkinson get pregnant before graduation?

it was a false alarm dumbass
nott was relieved

okay that's fucking disgusting

chuckles
it is
jade, are you telling james?
yes reg
good
yeah, yeah, let's just get your books

you're in diagon alley?

yep
it's chaos
owls came in late so you can imagine the chaos

i really don't wanna know
but look
you should tell pads
and i know you don't want to
but he needs to know where your head's at

well currently it's attached to my neck which is attached to the rest of my body

sighs
my sister is a smartass
you talking with vixen?
yes, dumbass
i'm talking to your wife
problem!?
pushy
yeah, yeah
SCRAM
i swear
they're like rodents
anyways
just tell him
today preferably
hell
call him right now

JAMES

WHAT
it's like a bandaid
RIP IT OUT

i'm scared bam bam

well that's a first
just call pads
i'll make sure moony is busy and i'll fill him in okay?

sighs
i guess
i'll call him right now
i love you bam bam

i love you too didi

call ended 8:49 minutes long.

...

calling puppy🐕🖤...

HI SUNSHINE!

hi snuffles

that was not a happy hi
everything okay?

i don't know
liar
SHUT UP, ANKA

diagon alley?

yep

shit
i'm sorry i can't be there

it's okay
it's entertaining watching reg run around like a headless chicken
HEY!
shut up

anyways
what's on your mind, sunshine?
anything i can do to make it better?

god you're a soul too pure for this world
ummm
i want a baby

silence

ummm?
'ello?
you there?

yeah yeah
just had to sit down for a sec
w-what like right now?
i thought we wanted to wait until you came back from egypt

i know i know
my brain just went into overdrive and i got baby fever
but then i started thinking about everything else that i just decided to drop the subject for now

jade
we will have a baby
once we're properly settled and all that
we can have a whole quidditch team if you want
i'm not saying that we're not going to have kids
hell
i can't wait for that day
but we're still so young and stupid

SIRIUS SHE'S CRYING
ANKA I SWEAR TO MERLIN

why are you crying sunshine?

i'm not
LIES
OKAY I AM
it's just my stupid brain

sweetheart it's okay
hell
i've thought about it ever since we were sixteen
i just didn't say anything because i didn't want to scare you
i'm willing to wait
but if you wanna try right now just say the word and we'll start trying
it's your body, therefore it's your decision

i wanna wait a while
'cause then we have to do the fertility tests and all that jazz

okay
but
worst case scenario
you can't have kids because one of us is sterile or whatever the fuck else can happen
then what?

well there's adoption or a surrogate

surrogate?

sighs
your sperm, my egg, her oven

ah
got it
okay, so we wait
are you sure that's what you want?
like are you positive

yes, i'm positive
we wait until i come back from egypt and then we can talk about having a kid
sorry i bothered you with this, snuffles

laughs
i don't mind, sunshine
we're married for fucks sake
i wanna know what's on that beautiful mind of yours
no matter how stupid you think it is
to me it's not stupid and you know it

when do you come back home?

in five more days, sunshine

good
because i need you to help me pack and remember we have the trial and reg leaves and-

i know the schedule, love
don't worry about it
you feeling more calm now?

yeah, i think i am
sorry for bothering you with this

it's not a bother and you know it
next time this comes up, talk to me first okay?

i will, snuffles
now i gotta go
i'm taking these two assholes for ice cream before we go back home
HEY!
hush
i'll call you tonight before i go and bring dinner to lily at st mungo's

how's she doing?
prongs said she sounds exhausted

she is
last night wormtail and corvus went to see her and they found her asleep in the waiting room with two other healers

my god
STARBOY! I KINDA NEED YOUR HELP HERE!
SOLIS FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?
i gotta go, sunshine
i love you

i love you more, snuffles
say hi to moony's for me

i will

call ended 15:19 minutes long.