🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

blondie👯‍♀️
vix
how's it going?

idek at this point
pads is still giving his statement
ITS BEEN FOUR HOURS
so i'm here chillin in dad's office

my moony🌙❤️
and moody?

he's in there with pads and another ministry official

sister❤️
and the rest?

best black👯‍♀️
currently i'm trying to make reg calm down

need one of my potions?

baby black🥺🖤
please?
why does my chest hurt?
MOTHER HELP ME

because you're about to start hyperventilating
head feeling dizzy?

baby black🥺🖤
no
at least i don't think so

wormy🐭✨
hands shaking?

best black👯‍♀️
no
he's just hyperventilating a bit

give me a sec
got lost🤡

lion bitch🦁❤️
we literally grew up there
HOW DO YOU GET LOST

you got lost at hogwarts various times
and that was four months ago
stfu

anka🌹
i wish i could be there today

angel🥺❤️
we all wish we could be there anka

puppy🐕🖤
sunny
you're up
third hall to the left
second door

blondie👯‍♀️
aight
i'm omw
vix just got here with reg's potion

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
sirius
how was it?

puppy🐕🖤
exhausting
i cried
gave excruciating details
moody even looked away once i said that i was crucio'd three times
the other auror cried a bit
in conclusion
i need a drink

HOLD UP
THREE TIMES
AND IM JUST NOW FINDING OUT

puppy🐕🖤
YOU KNOW ABOUT IT

ONLY ONE AND THAT WAS THE WEEK BEFORE YOU RAN AWAY DUMBASS
AND I ONLY KNOW BECAUSE SUNNY TOLD ME
WHEN WAS THE OTHER TWO!?

puppy🐕🖤
THE NIGHT BEFORE

lion bitch🦁❤️
drinks are on me tonight
pub by godric's hollow?

my moony🌙❤️
i'm in
what about reg?

anka🌹
i'll take him tonight dw
it's movie night

baby black🥺🖤
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

sister❤️
fine
you guys get your guys night
us queens are going out too

we are?

angel🥺❤️
we are

blondie👯‍♀️
YESSSSSSSSS
we haven't had queen's night since vix's bachelorette night
PADFOOT FUCKING STOLE HER FROM ME

puppy🐕🖤
crookshanks
not the time
i kinda don't wanna argue rn

my moony🌙❤️
vix
do you need backup today?

dw about it
i can take care of them all by myself

lion bitch🦁❤️
you sure?
padfoot's a two year old
reg is like a newborn baby
both require extra attention

baby black🥺🖤
thanks, james😒

lion bitch🦁❤️
anytime baby black😉

yes james
i can handle it
i come prepared

puppy🐕🖤
she means snacks
she fucking brought us snacks

blondie👯‍♀️
she's secretly a mother
speaking of👀

puppy🐕🖤
marlene
no

blondie👯‍♀️
sirius
yes

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
what is it with you and them having babies?

blondie👯‍♀️
they would make cute babies
i mean
LOOK AT THEM
THEY'RE HOT

wormy🐭✨
we know crookshanks
we know

sister❤️
i'm just imagining a baby with vix's face and pad's eyes
that baby is gonna break some hearts

anka🌹
mix that with both of their personalities and you've got the literal spawn of satan

puppy🐕🖤
i'm-
oh god
girl or boy?

angel🥺❤️
i see a girl first
vix's face and hair
your eyes
and both of your personalities into one
that child is going to be feared by everyone

lion bitch🦁❤️
and let's not talk about the aunts and uncles
minnie's gonna retire once she gets word that two of her children had a baby
WAIT

what?

lion bitch🦁❤️
MINNIE BEING A GRANDMOTHER😭
GREAT
NOW IM CRYING

sister❤️
it's a sight to see
mia's silently judging you rn

anka🌹
why is dumbo crying?

lion bitch🦁❤️
HEY
ONLY ZABINI CALLS ME THAT
and just imagine
minnie
a grandmother🥺
my heart can't take it

and that's the reason the child will be feared
it's minnie's grandkid

sister❤️
huh
james and azriel
i ship it

lion bitch🦁❤️
LILY

my moony🌙❤️
ikr
i ship it too

baby black🥺🖤
same here
they fight like a married couple

WAIT
GIVE ME A SEC

jade added azriel

playboy🙄🐍
i've heard rumors about this gc
I NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS TRUE

anka🌹
it's true

playboy🙄🐍
ROSIER!?
THEY DRAGGED YOU INTO THE MADNESS!?

baby black🥺🖤
that kinda happens when you date one of us
except dorcas
she's the only sane one out of all of us by deciding to not be a part of this gc
at least for now...

blondie👯‍♀️
she's scared of jade

puppy🐕🖤
sup zabini

playboy🙄🐍
sup black
ball and chain treating you like a king?
or like a peasant

HEY!

playboy🙄🐍
oh shit-
hi jade!

asshole

playboy🙄🐍
why am i here?
this is secretly scaring me rn

my moony🌙❤️
right right
okay
picture this:
james is miraculously gay
and you're single
would you date him?

lion bitch🦁❤️
zabini if you say no
i'll kiss you

really helping your argument here dumbass

playboy🙄🐍
my mind says no
but my penis says yes
so i'm gonna listen to my penis and i'm gonna say yes

blondie👯‍♀️
this is why you're my spirit animal, azriel

playboy🙄🐍
same goes to you, mckinnon
now
can i go?
i'm scared

you can stay if you want
we're nice people

playboy🙄🐍
you almost stabbed me once

BUT I DIDNT

baby black🥺🖤
that was because marlene pulled you back

playboy🙄🐍
ykw
there aren't enough slytherins here
imma stay
just to piss off dumbo

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
SUP BESTEAAAAAAA

playboy🙄🐍

best black👯‍♀️
god i love this man
reg
you're up
jade has to go with

playboy🙄🐍
sup sunny
and what?

sister❤️
oh
jade and siri are going to get full custody of reg
so they're in a custody battle rn with walburga
and they're trying to get walburga locked up

playboy🙄🐍
well it's about damn time
let me know if i can help

much appreciated, azriel

baby black🥺🖤
thanks, azriel

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
good luck, baby black
tell everything
no detail is too small
and cry
for the love of merlin
cry
say that you're emotionally scarred

baby black🥺🖤
i am🤡

not helping frank

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
sorry
but i'm sirius
CRY YOU SON OF A BITCH
CRY

puppy🐕🖤
hi sirius

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
sup frank

angel🥺❤️
bunny
should we ask

it's best if we don't

angel🥺❤️
understood