🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

james potter removed jade potter
james potter removed sirius black

GUYS
GUYS
GUYS

evans👑
stop yelling
we're here

mcwolf🖕🏼
aren't you supposed to be studying?

tutoring actually
and no
regulus just left
BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT

chaser whore🖕🏼
what could be more important than me sleeping?
don't test me potter
i'm on my period

reg🖕🏼
well then-
that would explain the punch to the face yesterday
nott still can't open his eyes properly
it's hilarious

solis white🐺🖤
chocolates are in my trunk as usual
spare pads on the left side
tampons on the right
heating pad's on lily's bed
vixen can help with the rest
you can call her later if you want
you're welcome

chaser whore🖕🏼
you're a lifesaver eclipse
and isn't she with sirius?

SHE IS
THATS WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU
BUT YOU PEOPLE DONT LISTEN

baby alice✨
there's no need to yell, james
what happened?

my child👀
probably another poem about how lily's hair is perfect or something

evans👑
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MY GOD TOERAG

remind me to never tell you anything ever again peter
thin fucking ice

my child👀
SORRY

mcwolf🖕🏼
anyways...
what's on your mind prongs?
besides lily's hair

solis white🐺🖤
don't forget the face

mcwolf🖕🏼
of course
how could we forget "her goddess face sculpted zeus himself"
it's an obsession
sorry lily

evans👑
at this point i'm not even surprised tbh

chaser whore🖕🏼
this is great
this is amazing
i have no cramps just by reading that sentence
continue

baby alice✨
i'm not even gonna comment

reg🖕🏼
...

well then-
i was going to send a special screenshot from a convo i had with our darling vixen
but i guess i'll just keep that to myself

evans👑
and why do you want to send that?
and why is she and sirius removed from the gc?
it's a miracle that they're not blowing up our phones
especially vix

baby alice✨
they're taking a cat nap
look
sent one photo!

solis white🐺🖤
his arm is around her🥺
i-
that's adorable

you guys wanna know the tea i have?👀

chaser whore🖕🏼
spill

evans👑
okay but morticia reminds me of jade
i love it

my child👀
why?
wait-
now i see it

sent one photo!

baby alice✨
SHE DID NOT-

mcwolf🖕🏼
SHE DID

reg🖕🏼
WELL ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME
THANK MERLIN IM IN THE SNAKE PIT RN
I YELLED LIKE A BITCH

chaser whore🖕🏼
BITCH SAME

solis white🐺🖤
I HAVE ANOTHER ONE FROM OUR MUTT
sent one photo!
this is great
this is amazing

chaser whore🖕🏼
acne? cleared
cramps? gone
tea? spilt

evans👑
hotel?

mcwolf🖕🏼
trivago

reg🖕🏼
i'm crying tears of happiness rn

there's only one problem
how are we going to make them end up together?
because i can't deal with the sexual tension between them🤡

baby alice✨
how's the bet going?

chaser whore🖕🏼
he hasn't hesitated
he even called it off like a week ago
told me he doesn't see the need for it anymore since he wants to be with her and only her
it was cute actually

solis white🐺🖤
what changed his mind?

chaser whore🖕🏼
something about the night he watched a movie with her on ft
she was wearing his favorite hoodie
it was so cute hearing him talk about jade
he legit had the 🥺 face the entire time

evans👑
i was talking to him the other day and he told me about that
it was so cute🥺
he even ss the moment she started singing A whole new world🥺

baby alice✨
awwwwwww

reg🖕🏼
he's whipped and they're not even dating

mcwolf🖕🏼
here's the big problem
he thinks that she doesn't love him because he's a player and snogged half of the girls in school
and she thinks that he doesn't love her because she's a snake and a demon
(her words not mine)

chaser whore🖕🏼
i shouldn't do this
but-
sent one photo!
she was going to pour her heart out
and he was in another call...
she told us everything
she cried saying "how could he love someone like me?"
i was about to go and cut his quaffles when i saw how messed up she was

evans👑
she broke my heart when she said that
and that's not all...

don't hold back evans
they still sleeping right, corvus?

baby alice✨
yeah
i was gonna do the charms essay
but this is more important

solis white🐺🖤
tell them speckles...
james needs to know

evans👑
she started to compare herself to every single girl sirius ever kissed...
it was bad, guys
her exact words were
"you know what they all have that i don't? they're soft, delicate, and not a snake. i'm none of those things."
and that's not all
"how could he love me? he deserves better."

solis white🐺🖤
it was upsetting and frustrating at the same time

chaser whore🖕🏼
ughhhhh
istg-
BAD DOG 🗞
BAD PADFOOT BAD🗞

BAD

reg🖕🏼
i'm-
that family guy?

chaser whore🖕🏼
yeah
i'm watching it rn

well then-
guys
should we tell them?

mcwolf🖕🏼
you ever seen a dog cry?
that's what happened not too long ago...
the day she posted the picture and the disabled the comments
he cried like bitch

"it's not me. it could never be me. i love her but she doesn't love me."

baby alice✨
as much as i would love to continue reading this tea
sirius' waking up
wait no-
he's back asleep
he just wanted to check on vix🥺
THAT WAS SO ADORABLE

chaser whore🖕🏼
okay we have to do something
before alice explodes
any ideas?

my child👀
lock them on a broom closet?

reg🖕🏼
tempting
but no

evans👑
why do they have to be so difficult?
they need to get together on their own

yeah but if we leave them to their own devices
we could graduate and still see the sexual tension between them
istg
they piss me off
they're idiots
the two of them

evans👑
you do know that one of them is your sister right?
and the spawn of satan?

that doesn't make her less stupid
she could be salazar slytherin himself and i'd still say she's stupid
honestly-

solis white🐺🖤
corvus
they waking up?

baby alice✨
the gryffindor tower could be falling apart and they won't move a muscle
dude-
jade's smiling in her sleep🥺
wait-
padfoot pulled her closer to him
GUYS
MY SHIP IS SAILING RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

mcwolf🖕🏼
i think alice just exploded

reg🖕🏼
we need to do something quick
parkinson just asked me about sirius🤡
"hey is your brother dating someone rn?"
MCKINNON DO SOMETHING

chaser whore🖕🏼
sock her in the jaw
don't be shy 😏
i'd do it

reg🖕🏼
marlene-
she's a girl🤡

chaser whore🖕🏼
so?
✨equality✨

okay
we're never letting marlene be near parkinson
anyways
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO

evans👑
for now?
nothing
let them be
until the girls, regulus and i come up with a plan nobody is gonna do anything to them
okay?

reg🖕🏼
since when am i involved in this?

solis white🐺🖤
since rn little brother
we'll do another gc and keep all of you posted
now add them back🤡
nobody speaks anything about this
understood?

mcwolf🖕🏼
understood

evans👑
understood

reg🖕🏼
understood

chaser whore🖕🏼
understood

my child👀
understood

baby alice✨
understood

i feel like i just sold my soul to the devil or something
but yeah
understood

james potter added sirius black
james potter added jade potter