~Jade's POV~

"JADE AMELIA POTTER WAKE THE FUCK UP!"

"What's with all the shouting!? I'm only getting married today." I groaned and put the blanket over my head.

"Give it a second." I heard Marlene whisper and I immediately sat up looking at Solis who had the biggest smile on her face.

"I'M GETTING MARRIED TODAY!" I yelled and started to cry. "I'm getting married today!"

"Well that's not how I expected this to go." Anka and Lily laughed and sat down next to me. "You're getting married today, Vixen."

"The boys just woke up and you can imagine the chaos." Marlene said and tossed me her phone.

lupin🤡
it's chaos
help me
prongs is crying
padfoot is screaming
wormy and frank are trying to keep the peace
reg is lowkey freaking out rn
and i'm with monty just staring at them
mia's on her way there
THIS IS CHAOS MARLENE
CHAOS

"Should we worry?" Anka asked looking at the texts.

"We have a bride who's lowkey freaking out. I think we should leave the boys to their own devices. At least for now." Solis laughed and wiped my tears. "Believe it or not bunny, you're getting married today. You're gonna be a Black today."

"I just can't believe it." I mumbled as Mum walked in with a vase of black and red roses. "Hi, Mum."

"Hi, sweetie. Why are you crying?" Mum asked and kissed my forehead.

"I think it's finally sinking in, Mia." Alice laughed handing me the vase that Mum was previously holding. "I'd read the note if I were you."

"One for each year we've been alive. The black ones represent each year I've been without you. The red ones represent the ones you spent by my side.
I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.

Love,
Snuffles"

"Does he plan on making me a crying mess today? Because if so, he's succeeding." I said beginning to cry again.

"Well he is romantic, I'll give him that." Anka smiled reading the note and pulled me into a hug. "I'll go get you some breakfast with Marlene. How's that sound?"

"And I'll go check on the boys and make sure they haven't killed Padfoot yet." Lily said as her and Solis left.

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~Sirius' POV~

"JAMES FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN STOP SCREAMING!"

"It's either I scream, or I cry. Your choice, Moony!"

"Neither. Please let it be neither!" Regulus yelled and pushed James to the floor.

"Well it appears that this has turned into a battlefield right now." Solis laughed walking inside James' room with Lily right behind her. "We brought coffee and breakfast. How you feeling, Starboy?"

"Frank had to slap me in the face a few minutes ago." I said and hugged my twin. "How is she?"

"Crying, crying, and still crying. Anka and Crookshanks went to get her some breakfast." Lily smiled handing me the food and walking towards James. "Why are you on the floor?"

"Reg fucking tackled me because I wouldn't stop screaming!" James exclaimed hiding behind Lily.

"YOU DESERVE IT!" Regulus called out.

"LILY! YOU'RE HERE! SAVE ME FROM THIS MADNESS!" Remus yelled and fell on his ass. "FRANK!"

"SORRY!"

"What is even going on here?" Solis yelled.

"Well, everyone is freaking out. I got here twenty minutes ago and I got yelled at fifteen times by James." Azriel shrugged leaning on the doorway. "It's finally done, by the way."

"Can I see?" I asked Zabini who nodded and threw me his phone. "It looks bloody amazing, Azriel! You did an amazing job! Jade's gonna love it!"

"She was slightly upset that she won't have a completely black wedding, so Solis, Lily and I decided to surprise her with that. Now, if you'll excuse me, Mckinnon is asking for my assistance in trying to keep Satan in check."

"SHE HAS A NAME, ZABINI!" James yelled.

"Satan's my nickname for her, Dumbo!" Azriel yelled back and James screeched.

"I STILL DON'T LIKE YOU!"

"FEELING'S MUTUAL, DUMBO!"

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~Jade's POV~

"If you could stop pulling my hair, I'd appreciate it."

"Kinky." Anka laughed fixing my makeup and I rolled my eyes. "Okay, I'm done! Azriel and Marls, how we doing on the hair?"

"Two more pins and we're golden." Azriel mumbled. "I really should get paid for this."

"I offered to pay you for everything and you told me no because, and I quote, 'I am not a cheap slut, Fortescue.'" Alice shrugged.

"And we're done! Vixen, what do you think?" Marlene said pulling me towards a mirror and I fought the urge to cry.

"I love it, you guys!" I yelled and hugged them.

"You cry before you walk down the aisle, and Sirius will become a widow before you even get your vows in." Anka said threateningly.

"We're here! And we brought a toerag! He's downstairs and Azriel, I suggest you join him." Lily yelled walking into my bedroom and gasped. "Bunny, you look amazing! Now, let's get you dressed."

"Is she decent?"

"Yes, Bam Bam. I'm decent." I chuckled and opened the door. "You like?"

"Who are you and what have you done with my sister?" James said tearing up and hugged me. "Ladies, you all look beautiful as always. But I'm gonna need ten minutes alone with my sister. Please?"

"We'll be right downstairs, okay?" Solis smiled and hugged me. "Starboy is gonna fall flat on his ass when he sees you."

"Something on your mind, Bam Bam?" I asked sitting on the bed.

"A lot, actually. Like the fact that you're getting married being among the top five." He shrugged and sat down next to me. "When did we grow up?"

"We're still young, Bam Bam. And it's not like I'm leaving for Egypt. At least not yet." I mumbled the last part and James stood up in shock.

"YOU GOT THE JOB!?"

"I GOT THE JOB!" I yelled and hugged him. "I leave the second week of September for training with Marlene."

"Oh my stars, Didi! I'm so fucking proud of you!" James smiled and kissed my forehead. "Now, let's get you married before I start crying again. And guess what? Minnie and Hagrid came."

"Then what the bloody hell are we waiting for!? It's time for a wedding!"

...

"Jade, you look so beautiful!"

"Thanks, Reggie." I smiled and hugged him.

"A true Marauder Queen, I say." Remus smiled and kissed my cheek. "You ready, little Vixen?"

I nodded and linked arms with both Regulus and James.

"See you out there, Mrs. Black." Peter smiled and walked out with Marlene and Solis holding the rings. Then, Alice and Anka walked out with the flowers and finally Lily and Remus walked out.

"How you feeling, Jade?" Regulus asked me smiling. "Ready to deal with my hot mess of a brother for the rest of your life?"

"Bring it on, I say." I smirked as the doors opened.

As I was walking down with James and Reg, I saw Sirius almost fall on his knees and Remus had to hold him upright.

"You make him weak in the knees." James choked out.

"Now's not the time for puns, James." Regulus said on the verge of tears. "Look at McGonagall. She's barely holding it together."

"Honestly man, get a damn grip." Remus mumbled and hit Sirius in the back making us all laugh. "You're embarrassing me and it's not even my wedding."

"Bite me, Moony." Sirius choked out.

"Who's giving her away?" Frank asked since he was officiating the wedding.

"Her brothers, Regulus and James." Reg answered and both of them kissed my cheeks. James grabbed my hand and placed it on Sirius'.

"Break her heart, and I'll break your neck." James said wiping his tears and sat down next to our parents and friends.

"No talking about death at a wedding! Anyways, let's start before Professor McGonagall comes and officiates this wedding herself. This is my job, Professor!" Frank said and glared at Minnie. "Now, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to watch this simp and this badass tie the knot. I myself never thought I'd see the day where this would happen, but here we are."

...

"I understand the bride and groom have written their own vows?" We nodded. "Well, this should be fun. Head simp, you may say your vows first. Sorry Jade, but I wanna see how much of a simp he is."

"Almost eight years ago, I walked into the Hogwarts Express not knowing what my faith was going to be. I was so terrified about the type of person that I was going to be that I even sat in a compartment alone. And that's when I saw you and James. You two walked in and I immediately smelled trouble-"

"YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME!" James yelled and I rolled my eyes at him.

"I'm having a moment, James! Anyways, that was the day that my sunshine walked into my life. It may sound cliche but my life was full of darkness until the moment I laid eyes on you. Soon you were sorted into Slytherin and I felt my heart ache because you were in the house that I was desperately trying to escape from. Fast forward to third year and I made the biggest mistake of my entire life by letting you think that I hated you because of your cunning and ambitious ways when in reality, I was falling for you and falling hard. Seven years by your side have been anything but easy but I replay those moments in my mind every single day. I fell for you in the most dumbest way possible. Everyone said that I was attracted to your looks alone but that is far from the truth. I fell for the way you tilted your head when confused, the little dances you do when you finally understood something, among others. I fell for you because you were the only person who brought light into my darkest days with just a small smile and a hug. Hell, I could just think about you and my day would already be better. So, I'm looking forward to spending the rest of our lives together. I promise to care for you, help you, and hold your hair back when you're kicking ass. I promise to be your shoulder, your rock, and most of all, your favorite idiot. I will take your love to give me hope, give me joy, and make me a better man. I love you, my beautiful sunshine." Sirius smiled and wiped my tears.

"Okay, so I hate Sirius for making me cry. I'm not supposed to be crying here, dumbass. Jade, get damn your act together and say your vows." Frank said wiping his eyes making us laugh.

"My favorite idiot, my best friend. Seven years with you were filled with a lot of adrenaline rushes and small heart attacks, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Out of all the stupid shit you've done, you dangling from a chandelier in fourth year has got to be the most stupid of them all.-"

"HE WHAT!?" Everybody yelled.

"Yes, he dangled from a chandelier and almost fell to his death, yet he still survived and Jade almost killed him for this." James calmed everybody down. "Continue, Didi."

"Anyways, I never thought that almost a year later, we would be going on our first date. Every single moment with you has been one full of adventure and mystery which would make the normal girl run screaming for the hills. Lucky for you, I'm not your normal girl. I was once told that for you to fall for me, I had to act like everyone else, but I refused to bow down. Why? You once told me that when the world tries to change who you are is because you're doing something right. Thanks to you, I learned to not back down and when the world bites, I should look at it dead in the eye and bite back. Unlike everyone, you never treated me like a delicate little Princess, you treated me like an equal and even challenged me to be better than the person I was yesterday. I know that I'm far from perfect, believe me, I know. But I love that you treat me like I am. I stand before you as a woman with no reservations, choosing to spend the rest of my life with you. I long to grow with you in mind and spirit to live together all the days of our lives. To have a soulmate it doesn't mean to have a peaceful coexistence, it means to have someone to challenge you, who keeps you honest, and who makes you be the better version of yourself, no matter how hard that is. I promise to love you, care for you, and kick ass alongside you. I promise that when everyone has turned their backs on you, you will always have a home with me by your side. I love you, Snuffles." I leaned up and wiped Sirius' tears smiling.

"Okay, so I officially hate the both of you for making all of us cry. Professor, I see you wiping your tears and don't you dare tell me otherwise." Frank said and we all laughed. "Okay, okay. Let's get back on track because Sirius here is acting like a whiny five year old."

"Remind me to never let you officiate a wedding ever again." Remus said and I rolled my eyes at him.

"Bite me, Remus. Anyways. Sirius, do you think this badass to have and to hold, in richer or poor, sickness and in health, until death do you part?"

"I do." Sirius said smiling and I smiled also.

"Jade, do you take this puppy to have and to hold, in richer or poor, sickness and in health, until death do you part? And Sirius, for the love of Merlin, stop with the puppy eyes! They're getting you nowhere!" Frank yelled exasperated.

"I do." I laughed and Sirius did a little dance which made Remus punch his arm.

"That is permanently embedded into my brain and it's gonna give me nightmares, thanks. Anyways, by the power vested in me by the Ministry of Magic, I pronounce you man and wife. Puppy, you may kiss the bride." Frank smiled.

"Well it's about damn time, Longass!" Sirius exclaimed and dipped me. "Hello there, Mrs. Black." 

"Hello there, Mr. Black."

...

"Speech time ladies and gents. First up is the best man, followed by the maid of honor. And I was told that James also wanted to make a speech? Jade, I tried to stop him, but it's too late now. I'm sorry." Azriel said and James screeched. "Yes, Dumbo! I'm talking shit about you! Deal with it!"

Remus stood up grabbing a glass and the entire room went quiet.

"I honestly don't know how to start this, so I'll make it up as I go. Now, these two idiots are the most dense and stupid people you'd ever meet. Sirius has been dragging my ass since fifth year stressing out for every little detail in order to keep his sunshine happy. Jade has actually been the normal person in the relationship which actually surprises me. We all know that Jade is terrifying every waking moment but she's actually a total sweetheart, especially when she's with her favorite idiot. A love as pure as theirs is really rare to witness and I'm so happy that both of them have each other. Jade can be the one kicking ass and Sirius can focus on being pretty and making sure that Jade is kept in check when she's pissed. Because let me tell you, she scares the daylights out of me when she's pissed. Anyways, congratulations to my two best friends and I wish you a lifetime of happiness and ass kicking side-by-side." Remus raised his glass and we all did the same smiling.

"I LOVE YOU REMUS!" Sirius and I yelled at him. Lily grabbed a glass and wiped her tears.

"Two complete polar opposites. A Gryffindor and a Slytherin. And yet, they're the same person. Jade, my best friend and my sister, and Sirius, your local idiot. The moment Jade and I became friends in first year, I knew that she was going to fall in love with Sirius. If you saw how the two acted when they were together, you'd understand why. As Remus said, a love as pure as the one they share is almost impossible to witness and we're all lucky to be present in this moment. Two troublemakers ready to raise some hell together and we're all here for it, honestly. Congratulations to my sister and my friend and I wish them a lifetime of joy and good vibes as the two of you embark this new journey together. I love you both." Lily smiled and raised her glass to us.

James stood up and grabbed a glass and Lily had to wipe his tears since he was crying again.

"This should be fun." Sirius whispered to me and kissed my cheek. I nodded and smiled at my brother.

"My Didi and my Padfoot got married today and Merlin knows that I haven't stopped crying. I'm giving two separate speeches so brace yourself and my plan is to make Minnie cry even more. First of all, to my dear twin sister. A whole life by your side and I never prepared myself for this moment. My sweet Didi. I never thought this day would come. I was up last night thinking about the argument we had back in fourth year. I have never seen you so mad at me for something that was completely my fault. I never apologized for that, so right now, and in front of everyone, I'm apologizing to you for breaking your heart and for not letting you be truly happy with the only person I deem worthy for my sister. Jade, I love you with all my heart and if I could choose, I'd always choose to be your brother and best friend. So here's to my sister, the badass, the queen, my best friend, and my other half. May you have a lifetime with happiness and even more adventures." I cried as Sirius hugged me and kissed my forehead.

"I love you, Bam Bam."

"I love you too. Now onto the good stuff. PADFOOT! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY SISTER!? You're lucky you're my best friend and that I trust you with my damn life or else we might've had a problem here. Honestly, I have to thank you for everything you've done for my Didi. You were there to hold her, defend her and love her when I was to blind and stupid to see that she wasn't okay. Thank you for loving my sister like you do and for having the patience to deal with her because let's be honest, she's a handful."

"Watch it, James. I can still beat your ass in this wedding dress." I smirked.

"See!? She's relentless. Anyways, here's to my brother. I wish you a lifetime of happiness, love, hope and lots of patience. So here's to the bride and groom, from your brother who's always by your side." James wiped his tears and raised his glass at us. "May you both always be satisfied. And let there be a lot of ass kicking together because we're dealing with a couple of badasses."

...

"You do know that you can put me down and I can walk up the stairs right?"

"Fuck no! Besides, knowing you, you'd probably trip and fall on your ass and I'm not spending our first night as husband and wife tending to your wounds." Sirius rolled his eyes and laid me on the bed. "I love you, Mrs. Black."

"That'll take some time to get used to." I laughed and Sirius chuckled against my neck. "I love you too, Mr. Black.

"Ready to spend the rest of our lives together?"

"Bring it on."

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