🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

blondie👯‍♀️
can someone remind me why i'm taking alchemy?
this class is kicking my ass

because you love me
that's why

best black👯‍♀️
you're damn lucky we do
WHY SO MANY SYMBOLS
AND WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE
I DEMAND AN EXPLINATION

puppy🐕🖤
thank merlin i don't have that class
i'd be going insane

sister❤️
says the asshole who practically dragged me into advanced arithmancy

my moony🌙❤️
if you ladies payed a little bit more attention to ancient runes you'd be able to understand alchemy a bit better

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
shots fired
also
what are we doing for the potter's birthday 👀

lion bitch🦁❤️
moony and us are celebrating our birthdays together
right?

nope
not this year
two separate parties
back to back🤠

baby black🥺🖤
idk if my liver can take it
two parties in under a week
god help us

my moony🌙❤️
too fucking bad
suck it up

👁👄👁
MISTRESS!

wormy🐭✨
REMUS JOHN LUPIN
I AM APPALLED

my moony🌙❤️
fuck off

puppy🐕🖤
YOU ARE A WEREWOLF
NOT A SWEARWOLF

best black👯‍♀️
fuck off
the moon's tomorrow
so suck my dick

angel🥺❤️
oh my-

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
should i be scared?
i feel like i should be scared

my moony🌙❤️
nah
i just want waffles rn

best black👯‍♀️
i want pancakes

my moony🌙❤️
kitchens?

best black👯‍♀️
race you there

lion bitch🦁❤️
didi
if i have to listen to bohemian rhapsody one more time
it goes on forever
six bloody minutes

i pity speckles if you think six minutes is forever

sister❤️
👁👄👁

baby black🥺🖤
👁👄👁

blondie👯‍♀️
👁👄👁

angel🥺❤️
👁👄👁

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
👁👄👁

puppy🐕🖤
👁👄👁
i just did a spit take

best black👯‍♀️
that's why you're my favorite potter

my moony🌙❤️
jade
i love you so much rn

i know😌

lion bitch🦁❤️
i hate you

YOU THROW THAT PILLOW AT ME ONE MORE TIME AND ILL KILL YOU

puppy🐕🖤
what are you two doing anyways?

lion bitch🦁❤️
homework
and planning a wedding
why is this so much work?

sister❤️
you get the easy parts
i'm still trying to find a black bouquet for miss morticia addams over here

you found some?👀

sister❤️
did i send you pictures?
NO
therefore i haven't found any

okay
there is no need for you to be a smartass with me rn

baby black🥺🖤
jade?
look at what i texted you rn...

ummm
k?

...

baby black🥺🖤

i am freaking out rn

what happened?
calm down and walk me through what happened

okay
so i'm in divination rn
funsies
not
as i went to take out my book
my potions fell out

so?
put them back in the bag

anka saw them...

anka rosier?
so?

dude
i have like this major crush on her
and i'm trying to get the courage to ask her out
i don't want her to think less of me because i have depression and shit and have to take medication

reg
if she thinks less of you
then she's not the one and she can suck my dick

ughhh
ik ik
idk okay?
this was something that i didn't want everyone to know
and now it's out there
and i hate it
i'm already hearing the whispers of everybody
"perfect regulus black has depression"
"looks like he's not perfect after all"
"what can you expect? he hangs with the marauders"

dude
so what if you're mentally ill?
everyone is these days
reg
you having depression is somewhat expected
hence the demon who birthed you and the depressing black walls of grimmuald place
but it's okay

how tf is people knowing that i have depression okay, jade?
i'm losing my shit rn

because
hogwarts baddest bitch has every form of anxiety imaginable
and james was almost diagnosed with adhd as a kid
and look at where we are today
so believe me
it's okay

yeah but nobody knows about you two
the whispers are getting worse
i just wanna die rn

what have we said about death jokes?

sorry ma'am
just
help meeeeeeee

okay
i haven't taken my potion today
just
wait until dinner
you'll sit with us and you'll see what's going to happen
dw about it
but why do i feel like this isn't the only thing that's bothering you rn?

because it's not

owls?

no
i couldn't care less about owls rn
bring it on, i say
it's complicated

i'm engaged to your brother
give me your worst

you know mean girls right?

yeah
obviously

okay
so they're comparing you lot to the plastics

great
sunny and i are regina
pads and prongs are karen
i want frank to be glen coco for some odd reason

not the point

sorry

i'm basically cady
i joined the plastics

so?
we're not a bad bunch
you know this

yeah
i do
but everyone else?
not so much

and you care about what other people think?

well
no
but
word finally got to walburga that i have a good relationship with my "bastard siblings"
a muggle born
two half-bloods
three pure-bloods who are a disgrace
and the potter twins

so?
you're moving out
i don't see the problem rn

the problem is that she wont give up that easily jade
it's bad
i say we call the whole operation off
i stay home and suck it up

yeah
no
screw that
i told you i'd get you out
and that's exactly what i'm going to do
i almost died fifth year
i deal with two werewolves every month
i'm related to james potter
and i carry knives
i'm not afraid of your mother
and neither should you

tough shit
hence the fact that she crucio'd my brother

i've got plans baby black
just trust me
i'm getting you out
before we go to norway
i promise

exactly how do you plan on doing that?
she crucio'd her own son and beat him senseless
i'm almost 100% sure that she won't hesitate in killing her daughter in law

you seem to forget that my dad works in the ministry
i'm almost an expert in wandless magic
and i know no fear
that bitch don't scare me

i know
i'm just watching out for you

i'm the last person you should be worrying about, reg
just
pay attention to class and forget about what just happened okay?
we can talk tonight if you want

can we talk to mcgonagall too?
she won't judge right?

minnie is the least judging person on this earth aside from hagrid
we can talk to them whenever you want okay?

tonight?
after dinner?

hagrid or minnie?

hagrid...
he seems nice

he is
we'll talk to him tonight
just the two of us
pay attention to class
you're gonna need it for owls

k
see you at dinner, jade

see ya baby black

...

🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

just so we're clear
i haven't taken my potion today

puppy🐕🖤
YOU WHAT
JADE
WHAT THE HELL

lion bitch🦁❤️
i smell a plan
wait
JADE
GET OFF THE TABLE
WTF

angel🥺❤️
i just wanna quote her real quick because this is amazing
"i hear one more person talk shit about mental health and they'll have to deal with me! what's wrong with being a little insane and having problems? if someone here is 100% mentally sane, by all means stand up and tell me how does it feel to lie to yourself every fucking day?"

blondie👯‍♀️
god
this bitch is amazing
i wanna stand up to for some odd reason
she just pulled out her potion
and she's laughing
god i love her

best black👯‍♀️
"yeah that's right you sons of bitches! looks like i'm not as perfect as you all paint me! guess what? i have crippling anxiety and i have to take potions every day so i won't get an attack and hurt myself or someone else! if anyone here has a problem with it, i'd be more than happy to talk to you about what being mentally ill is really like! we're no different than the person sitting right next to us. so all of you just go suck my dick and get off our case."

my moony🌙❤️
she just downed that potion like a tequila shot
i could never

wormy🐭✨
she just became my favorite person today
i love this

lion bitch🦁❤️
THATS MY DIDI
FUCK YES
HELL YES

sister❤️
james
stop clapping and yelling
you're embarrassing me

something had to be said
so i said it
bite me

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i love the fact that the entire hall is quiet after that outburst
and that you told them to suck a dick
hell
even mcgonagall isn't saying anything

puppy🐕🖤
no but she does have that proud look in her face
i can already smell the praises tomorrow

lion bitch🦁❤️
didi
you do known that everybody will be on your case tomorrow just because you take anxiety potions
right?

i'm counting on it actually
reg
you feel better?

baby black🥺🖤
yeah
i think
and anka told me in herbology that she also has depression

best black👯‍♀️
awwww
now you two can go be depressing bitches together🥺

baby black🥺🖤
yeah
and i kinda asked her out too
she'll be my date for remus' birthday party

puppy🐕🖤
WAY TO GO BABY BRO
they grow up so fast
i love it🥺
btw
you two
come sit with us
anka can come too

blondie👯‍♀️
i wanna meet her

sister❤️
we promise we won't scare her away

reg
what do you say?
want anka to meet the pack?

baby black🥺🖤
if she really wants to be with me
she's gonna have to deal with you crazy bitches
so yeah
let me ask her

lion bitch🦁❤️
little reggie got a lady friend🥺
i'm so proud

baby black🥺🖤
surprisingly she said yes
make some room guys

my moony🌙❤️
already saved you three some seats
move your asses

ouw