🦁the lion queens🦁

i've been looking at dresses...

sister❤️
no black wedding dresses

what
WHY

best black👯‍♀️
it's your wedding
not a funeral

but-
LOOK

blondie👯‍♀️
okay
that looks hot as hell
but no black dresses vix
it's just for one day
the. you can go back to being morticia addams

ugh
fine 😔

angel🥺❤️
we'll get you a black bouquet
how's that?

YES
OKAY OKAY
IM EXCITED FOR THIS

sister❤️
i can see you getting jittery

reg's with me looking at dresses on pinterest
idk whos more excited
him or me

best black👯‍♀️
him
ever since starboy proposed
reg has been talking about it nonstop
it's adorable
now
the dresses?👀

okay
so i've been thinking either ball gown
or a-line

sister❤️
why not mermaid
you'd look hot as hell in a mermaid dress

i have a feeling i won't be able to move in that

blondie👯‍♀️
small price to pay to have sirius' jaw dislocate from his mouth

best black👯‍♀️
i can just hear moony rn
"get a grip, you're embarrassing me"

angel🥺❤️
didn't prongs once say that he wanted to see you in a ball gown?

yeah
he always said that he wanted to give me away dressed up like a princess
cinderella ball gown with a tiara and everything

sister❤️
then we should do a ball gown
a big one

best black👯‍♀️
you're not gonna look like a princess
you're gonna look like a queen
and if my twin doesn't cry when he sees you walk down the aisle
i'm kicking him in the balls and i'll make you walk out again

blondie👯‍♀️
if he doesn't cry
jade marries you or lily

sister❤️
i'm down

best black👯‍♀️
same here
now
you searched some dresses?

umm yeah

blondie👯‍♀️
i'm loving the second and third one
but the third one is more you
you're not exactly the simple type, bunny

best black👯‍♀️
third one is amazing!
but the second one is giving me cinderella vibes and i love

sister❤️
i love it!

angel🥺❤️
i say we go for the third one
or something similar

reg chose that one💀

best black👯‍♀️
that boy knows your taste real good
veils?

sister❤️
i have ideas!
a simple veil with crystals and we go all out with a crown!
euphemia sent me some pictures from the potter vault
and reg sent me one from the black vault

best black👯‍♀️
i know the one he's talking about👀
i want that one for my wedding
so we're discarding it
potter crowns it is👀

oh my-

sister❤️

angel🥺❤️
the second one

definitely the second one

blondie👯‍♀️
what they said

best black👯‍♀️
i think that's it for jewelry
i was thinking a simple hair
light curls and call it a day

sister❤️
i agree
also
i'm hanging with james and pads
they're talking wedding stuff
pads gone all soft boi rn
my heart can't take it

best black👯‍♀️
you should've heard him last night
speaking of which
he just texted me
gtg ladies

lils
tell bam bam to meet me in the courtyard in twenty
there's some stuff that i wanna show him
you can come too

sister❤️
can't
i was gonna go study with corvus and wormy for a while

blondie👯‍♀️
i'm gonna go to hogsmeade with dorcas rn
vix
which exit?

the knight by the dungeons
go now because there's nobody there

blondie👯‍♀️
thanks

...

🖤the whites🖤

i'm flipping out

sunny🌞
and i believe this is the part where i slap you in the face
why are you flipping out?

i'm getting married

prodigal son🖤
that's what happens when you propose dumbass
cold feet?

no
it's just now sinking in

sunny🌞
cloud nine lasted you almost three months
i'm impressed
vixen came out of that high much quicker than you

prodigal son🖤
tell me about it
i'm still traumatized from seeing her cry
thank god those were tears of joy

sunny🌞
yeah
last pie run she cried for about an hour
and then started getting all jittery and bouncing around
it was adorable

prodigal son🖤
i'd never thought i'd see the day these two got married honestly
i always though that sirius was going to chicken out and simp in private while jade was single for life
or dated marlene

out of all people
why marlene?

prodigal son🖤
they made out back in fifth year
she calls jade her wife
and sometimes they act married
you tell me

good point...

sunny🌞
starboy you better not be crying rn
i'm too lazy to move
and moony is like a teddy bear rn
reg
if he cries
it's your job today

prodigal son🖤
WHY ME!?

sunny🌞
what part of teddy bear don't you understand?

prodigal son🖤
god i need a girlfriend

you still haven't asked anka out?
wtf are you waiting for?

prodigal son🖤
idk
fear ig

sunny🌞
if this asshole got the balls to propose to the scariest person in hogwarts
you can ask angelic anka rosier to dinner

exactly!
and jade's not that scary yk

sunny🌞
she willingly has knives on her at all times
twirls one when she's doing homework
and god forbid anyone pisses her off
one glare and they're already shutting their pants

prodigal son🖤
those blue eyes are no joke
put some black eyeliner and they're full on terrifying

true💀
btw
i found a suit

prodigal son🖤
jade already found a dress?

sunny🌞
we're debating between two options

prodigal son🖤
two and three?

sunny🌞
yep
i say we mix the two and see what we get

prodigal son🖤
that's what i told her
anyways
pads
the suit?

sunny🌞
nice

prodigal son🖤
looks great
and really?
red?
gryffindor red?

gotta take that house pride wherever i go

sunny🌞
don't be shocked if your fiancé walked out in a green wedding dress
hOuSe PrIdE

i honestly see her in a black wedding dress
very morticia addams vibes

prodigal son🖤
she's been thinking about it
she literally showed me like 15 black wedding dresses
in every style imaginable
until i showed her a white one and she fell in love

sunny🌞
number three?

prodigal son🖤
number two
five minutes later
number three made an appearance

sunny🌞
good choice baby bro
and starboy
you better get that suit or something similar

ordered it this morning

sunny🌞
this is great
this is amazing
the puppy is getting married
i'd never thought i'd see the day

prodigal son🖤
he's finally not bitching and moaning about how his childhood crush doesn't like him back
honestly man
get a damn grip

sunny🌞
"she doesn't love me. after everything i've done to her"
and then five minutes later i had to hear jade talk about the same bullshit
"how could he love a heartless slytherin bitch like me?"
honestly-
i was so close to locking both of you in a broom closet and call it a day
go at it like fucking rabbits and problem solved
my god
it fucking pissed me off
big time

prodigal son🖤
i only saw one flaw with locking them in a broom closet

and that is?

prodigal son🖤
you and jade wouldn't be going at it like rabbits
she would make the room closet explode before you even got a word in
jade + feelings = 🚫 💥

honestly
i see no lies...

sunny🌞
neither do i...
now
more pressing matters
why tf were you flipping out?

because i'm getting fucking married to the girl of my dreams
and it's just now sinking in

prodigal son🖤
scared of the white picket fence and chasing after the mailman?

1. rude
2. yes and no
i'm scared of fucking it up

sunny🌞
you won't
you'll be perfectly okay

i bought a house...
during summer break
with prongs and moony

sunny🌞
AND NOW YOU DECIDE TO TELL US!?
WHERE!?

godric's hollow

sunny🌞
the abandoned house that we used to invade after owls?

the very same
mia knows some people
and they're fixing it rn as we speak

prodigal son🖤
TELL THEM TO MAKE ME AN ART ROOM CLOSE TO MY BEDROOM

you have two in one
dw about it

prodigal son🖤
YESSSSSSSSSS

sunny🌞
how many spare bedrooms?

three empty rooms for you assholes to invade our space
hopefully one of them will become a nursery one day
we'll see

sunny🌞
take it easy, starboy
let's just focus on getting you married first
you can make me an aunt after you tie the knot

prodigal son🖤
great
now you put that thought in my mind
uncle reggie🥺
god
they're not even married yet and i wanna cry
sunny
when is remus putting a ring on it?👀

sunny🌞
i fell off the bed
thanks asshole
and technically i'm still betrothed to james
you ask anka out and we'll see

oop-
👁👄👁

prodigal son🖤
before owls i'll ask her
i just gotta get the balls first

talk to crookshanks
she'll coach you
because let's be honest
i'm the last person you wanna talk to about that
i'm whipped as hell
and technically vixen made the first move with singing le vie en rose

prodigal son🖤
ANKA DOESNT SPEACH FRENCH

sunny🌞
THEN TEACH HER
MY GOD
send her the english translation

sent a link!
you're welcome

prodigal son🖤
👁👄👁
thanks

sunny🌞
thank us after your first date

what she said

prodigal son🖤
i will