baby black🥺🖤

can you come and save my ass?

what did these idiots do to you now?

ummm
i'm in detention...

YOU ARE WHAT
WITH WHO
WHAT HAPPENED

mcgonagall
color bomb gone wrong
tho idk why mcgonagall only gave detention to me and not to your brother and fiancé

okay okay
it's minnie
at least it's not filch
and james is head boy
siri
well idk
he's a puppy

if it was with filch
i would kill myself

regulus
we've talked about this
no suicide jokes
the potions dad sent working just fine?

they will once i start taking them

regulus arcturus black
why aren't you taking the potions?

idk
it's not that bad, jade

no
but it could get worse
take it from someone who has anxiety
when i say take the potions
you take the damn potions

i have depression
not anxiety

depression can cause anxiety dumbass
i'll be in minnie's classroom in ten with one of your spare potions and some pie
and we'll have a little chat with minnie about this
sounds okay?

why do i need to talk to mcgonagall about this?

because
she helped your brother and sister
she helped your future sister-in-law
so
she'll help you
she asked me about you the other day
about why you're so shut off and kept to yourself

✨agoraphobia✨

i mean same
but she's not wrong yk
another call?

boy you know me so well
fine
i'll talk to mcgonagall about this
if and only if
you're around

already omw

thanks jade
for everything you've done for us

you three sons of bitches are some of the best things that has ever happened to me
there's nothing to thank, reg
i'm always here for you
i'm down the hall
tell minnie i'm crashing your detention
she won't mind

i will

...

lion bitch🦁❤️

my son needs cheering up
follow my lead

ummm sure?
wanna give me some context beforehand?

no
because you'll overthink it
point is
we make regulus laugh
deal?

deal
you do know that the rest will join in on whatever bullshit you have planned right?

i'm counting on it actually

...

🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

guys
prongs and i are transferring next week

puppy🐕🖤
WHAT
WHERE
ILL GET A TRANSFER TOO
IDC
WE ALL WILL

lion bitch🦁❤️
TO PIGFARTSSSSSSSSS
WERE GOING TO PIGFARTS

YES WE ARE

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i heard they got a lion as a headmaster
that true?

sister❤️
RUMBLEROAR

blondie👯‍♀️
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
WHERE IS IT

lion bitch🦁❤️
ITS ON MARS

baby black🥺🖤
wtf is pigfarts?

puppy🐕🖤
YOUVE NEVER HEARD OF PIGFARTS

best black👯‍♀️

HE HAS NEVER HEARD OF PIGFARTS!?

my moony🌙❤️
FUCK YES WERE GOING TO PIGFARTS

wormy🐭✨
what is pigfarts?
pigfarts is everything

it's like bingus
✨a culture✨

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i think bingus was deputy headmaster
right?

angel🥺❤️
he probably is

baby black🥺🖤
WTF IS PIGFARTS
MY GOD
it sounds like something dumbledore made up on crack

sister❤️
i wouldn't put it past him...

pigfarts is only the best wizarding school in the galaxy
and best of all
ITS ON MARS

lion bitch🦁❤️
at the end of the year
if you're good enough
you get to ride on his back into the sunset

my moony🌙❤️
does mars even have sunsets?

blondie👯‍♀️
rumbleroar will make us have sunsets

angel🥺❤️
we have pie for breakfast, lunch and dinner

best black👯‍♀️
SIGN ME THE FUCKUP
EVERYONE PACK YOUR SHIT
WERE GOING ON A FIELD TRIP
TO MARS

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
so i gotta order like eleven spacesuits
right?

yep

baby black🥺🖤
i wanna go to pigfarts...

puppy🐕🖤
THEN PACK YOUR SHIT LITTLE BROTHER AND LETS FUCKING GO

...

baby black🥺🖤

jade?

can't talk
packing for pigfarts

i know what you and the pack are doing

to be fair
it was only me and james
the rest hopped on the gravy train
god knows why

thanks btw
and i took the potion

you feeling better?

exhausted
but i don't wanna sleep

well
it's saturday
party's next week so you can't let loose
on what season of the supernatural rewatch are we on?

3
episode 10

k
i'm gonna get some pie with sunny rn
meet me in the snake pit with your laptop in 15 minutes
we're all watching supernatural tonight

really?
👁👄👁

yes dumbass
just texted your brother and he's going to hogsmeade with moony to get some firewhiskey, tequila and butterbeer
we're having a little party of our own tonight
frank's going with bam bam to get some pizza
and lils, marls and alice are setting up the boys' room
how's that sound rn?

amazing
i'm omw
thanks jade

anytime reggie❤️