The Straw Hats with the Help of the Supersonic Duck Squadron were going through the desert at record speeds towards Arabasta, but what they didn't know was that Ms. Merry Christmas and Mr. 4 were waiting for them by the sides to Ambush them!

Ms. Merry Christmas (Whisper) Alright Mr. 4 there coming near! Grab the Gun!

Mr.4: Right

Mr. 4 then Grabbed A Dog then Turned into A Dog!

Lasso (Mr. 4's Gun/ It was A Gun that had eaten the Dog Dog fruit Model: Daschound)

Ms. Merry Christmas: ALRIGHT! FIRE!

Mr. 4 then shot A Blast Towards Usopp and it Knocked him off along with Chopper, and soon Wendy and Carla came to help him!

Wendy: Usopp are you Okay?

Usopp: Hey I'm Okay and- What is A Penguin doing here?

Ms. Merry Christmas: A PENGUIN!? IDIOT, I'M A MOLE!!

Wendy: What are you?

Ms. Merry Christmas: HAHAHAHAHA! I ATE THE DIGGY DIGGY FRUIT! NOW MR. 4 GET THEM!

Mr. 4: Uuuuum, Sure

Mr. 4 then Grabbed His 4 Ton Bat and began to charge at all of them but suddenly Chopper came in Between them!

Chopper: Arm Point!!

Chopper Arm Point

Chopper: CLOVEN ROSE!!

Chopper then Hit Mr. 4 in the chest so hard he was sent flying through A building!

Ms. Merry Christmas: MR 4!? WHAT THE HELL!? MOLE SWIMMING STEALTH STYLE!!

She then began digging underground to try and hit Chopper!

Ms. Merry Christmas: MOLE BANANA!!

Chopper: You're too slow! Jump Point!!

Chopper Jump Point

He then Jumped into the Air to dodge her attack!

Ms. Merry Christmas: HUH!? HOW CAN A TANUKI DO THAT!?

Chopper: TANUKI!? I AM A REINDEER PENGUIN!

Ms. Merry Christmas: PENGUIN!? I AM A GODDAMN MOLE!

Chopper: Oh I know

Wendy: How come we always get stuck with the weird ones?

Chopper: I Know right

Usopp: Guys don't worry I can handle them! Presenting the Usopp 5-Ton Hammer!!!

Wendy/Chopper: SO COOOL!!

And then...

https://youtu.be/ORSvP2yYtBo

Ms. Merry Christmas: MR. 4!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Usopp: Now it's your Turn Penguin!

He then goes for her next!

https://youtu.be/dX5mGeTjeCY

But then Mr. 4 Got back up!

Ms. Merry Christmas: Huh!? MR. 4 HOW ARE YOU STILL OKAY!? YOU GOT HIT WITH A 5-TON HAMMER!? Wait, A Second...

She then dug over next to Usopp and then poked his Hammer Popping!

Wendy/CHOPPER: IT WAS A FAKE!?!?!?

Usopp: Uh, Of course, it was. Do you really think I can lift 5 Tons With these Noodle Arms? (Nervous Laughter)

Ms. Merry Christmas: HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS LONG NOSE!

She then dug deep underground and Grabbed him by his Feet!

Usopp: Huh!? What are you doing!?

Ms. Merry Christmas: MOLE TOWN HIGHWAY!!

Usopp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

He then got slammed through several Buildings as they were now heading for Mr. 4!

Ms. Merry Christmas: MR. 4 NOW!! MOLE TOWN CLEAN-UP HITTER!!!

Mr. 4 then swung his Bat breaking Usopp's Nose!

Chopper: USOPP!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HE COULDN'T HAVE SURVIVED THAT!

Wendy: YOU... YOU ASSHOLES!!

Carla: Wendy Language!

Wendy: I DON'T CARE! THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE! ASSHOLES OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE! THEY HURT OUR FRIEND!!!

Ms. Merry Christmas: SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR COWARDLY FRIEND!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

And then Usopp was seen Standing!

https://youtu.be/A6QPOqmHLfI

A/N: 2:16- Ending!

Ms. Merry Christmas: ALRIGHT! MOLE TOWN HIGHWAY!!

Usopp: Heh, Special Attack: Smoke Star!!

Suddenly Usopp covered his feet in Smoke as he Jumped out of his Boot and he Jumped onto Choppers Back with Wendy and Carla!

Ms. Merry Christmas: HUH!? WHAT A DIRTY STINKING TRICK!!

Usopp: Watch this! (Ms. Merry Christmas Impression) MOLE TOWN CLEAN-UP HITTER!!

Mr. 4 then aimed his Bat at Ms. Merry Christmas!

Ms. Merry Christmas: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! YOU IDIOT DON'T DO IT!!

Suddenly Mr.4 then Hit Ms, Merry Christmas in the face sending her flying, And when Mr. 4 was Confused about what Happened, All four of them then charged at him, with Wendy Channeling Sky Dragon Magic into Usopp's Hammer, and Chopper Entering Horn Point!

Chopper Horn Point

Usopp: let's see how you deal with this Move!

Wendy/Usopp/Chopper: Straw Hat Special: Sky Dragon Hammer Horn Attack Combo!!!

They then sent Mr. 4 Flying!

Usopp: HAHAHAHAHA! WE DID IT!

Chopper: Yeah we make A Very Good Team!

Wendy: Now Quickly let me Heal you Usopp

Usopp: Yeah, Thanks, I would really appreciate it...

Usopp then fainted on the Sand falling off of Chopper.

Carla: That Man Maybe is A Coward but he's Far braver than I ever Imagined

Wendy/Chopper: Yep

https://youtu.be/_ChyIDjjXnE

Y/n: Alright everyone now we have two more of the Baroque agents down, and three more to Go! Now everyone has to face their strongest Opponents yet, but we know we can handle them!

Straw hats: Right!

Luffy: Next time "Sanji Vs Bon and I will Never Hit A Lady"! I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!