YOU KNEW I WAS A MYSTICAL DOPPELGÄNGER DESTINED TO BE SACRIFICED ON AN ALTAR OF FIRE, AND YOU NEVER MENTIONED IT?

I MEAN, BUT YOU WEREN'T. SECRET TWIN SISTER CAME IN CLUTCH.

GOD, YOU'RE THE WORST.

CAST

NINA DOBREV as NOVA GILBERT-SWAN

"bella, everyone knows the cullens are weird. just ignore it."

"they aren't weird, nova. they're freaking vampires!"

"yeah, and I'm secretly a nymph in disguise."

"I think nymphs have better personal hygiene than you do."

"bitch! I just came from cheerleading practice, and you know it!"

KELLAN LUTZ as EMMETT CULLEN

"I don't get it."

"what's to get?"

"you've been in forks for over a year and never looked my way once. now you're holding doors and carrying my books and trying to get me to eat with you at lunch."

"well, I thought I was being obvious with all that stuff but I'll say it if I have to. I like you, nova. is that so surprising?"

"yeah, if we're being honest. you're, like, a recluse."

"I'm a vampire, not a spider."

"if you were a spider, I'd be running fast and far."

JOSEPH MORGAN as NIKLAUS MIKAELSON

"didn't you kill my sister?"

"okay, but she's fine and you weren't even here for that. you were with your little weaker vampire boyfriend in forks."

"little tip - when coming onto girls, maybe don't bring up their ex-boyfriends who stomped on their hearts and then abandoned it to drown to death."

"ah, well, my heart knows cpr."

"shit, that was kind of smooth."

"thank you. I've had a thousand years to work on my material."

PLAYLIST

THE GREAT IMPERSONATOR | HALSEY

MIRRORBALL | TAYLOR SWIFT

PAUL REVERE | NOAH KAHAN

FOREVER HALF MAST | LUCY DACUS

SLIM PICKINS | SABRINA CARPENTER

THE FRUITS | PARIS PALOMA

THAT'S SO TRUE | GRACIE ABRAMS

SUBURBAN LEGENDS | TAYLOR SWIFT

MONSTER | DODIE

BREAK YOUR HEART WORSE | CRIMSON APPLE

I SHOULD CALL MY FRIENDS | HEY VIOLET

BEAUTIFUL BOY | THE LAST DINNER PARTY

OCEAN EYES | BILLIE EILISH

THE GREAT WAR | TAYLOR SWIFT