"There's something we need to address," Bakugo said, Dad Glasses™ at the ready.

"Yeah, like why Super Trump wears a thong," Kirishima said.

"... no that's not it-"

"I agree. His thong is disgusting," Sakura sighed. "Why does Yeenda love him?"

"...maybe she lusts after the mixed smell of suntan and Cheetos," Deku mumbled.

Everyone stared at him.

"Midoriya?"

"Yeah, Todoroki?"

"Never say the word "lust" again," he ordered.

"I'm sorry."

Bakugo scowled. "I didn't want to talk about thongs."

"Too bad, because we are." Todoroki covered Midoriya's ears. "Do you think he uses it for-"

"oH LOOK A BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD," Hagakure yelled, holding up a book.

"Hagakure? That's a cookbook," Sakura said dryly.

"It has Jesus food inside."

"What do you mean by that?"

Hagakure opened the book. Loaves of bread and live fish came out.

"cLOSE THE BOOK," Bakugo yelled. He took the book and threw it across the room. But water began to pour out of it.

"What kind of book is that?" Kirishima shouted over the rushing water.

"The fish need water to breathe!" Hagakure yelled back.

"I thought we were going to talk about Super Trump's thong!" Kirishima complained.

"I don't want to talk about thongs!" Bakugo argued.

"Guys!" Todoroki caught their attention. "Midoriya is too short! I think he just drowned."

And then the water consumed them all.

But mere seconds later, strong, thick muscled arms closed around them. They were hauled out of the water by glistening biceps, the curved muscles only emphasized by the water drops rolling off them. The arms were big and strong enough to pull all six wet, dripping teenagers out of the flooded living room. Bakugo's glasses were gone. The book was closed. Everything was peaceful.

Until they all realized they were pressed against Super Trump's orange chest.

Yeenda held the book closed, her eyes glowing with a supernatural light.

"Why did you open the Jesus book?" she asked, her tone threatening. "I'm very disappointed in you all."

Super Trump dropped them in a heap at his feet. They coughed up water and wiped traces of suntan from their skin.

"Forgive me mother, for we have sinned." Todoroki instantly bowed at Yeenda's feet.

She reached down and patted his head. "You and Midoriya are safe. But the rest of you will face corporal punishment."

Super Trump herded the four other teens along, leaving Todoroki and Deku to lie, sopping wet, on the ground.

"It's up to you!" Hagakure yelled over her shoulder. "Only you can save us now!"

And the door shut behind them.

They heard a scream.

And a snap.

And then yelling.

Todoroki kicked the door open, and shot his hand into the room, encasing everyone inside in ice.

"What's the sitch?" he yelled.

"THAT CHEETO MAN BROKE MY SMART GLASSES!" Bakugo shouted.

"THOSE GLASSES MADE YOU LOOK DUMB!" Sakura argued.

"I'M COMPLETELY NAKED!" Hagakure squealed.

"DUDE YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FREEZE US," Kirishima complained.

Yeenda's eyes began to glow. "What." She broke free of the ice. "What have you done." She began to float. "To my honEY BUNCHES OF HUNK!"

The room filled with light.

Screams were heard.

Todoroki was no longer safe.

"Only you can save us now!" Todoroki called to Midoriya.

The door slammed shut once again.

"The only way for me to save them is to destroy that book!" Deku realized. "Yeenda likes me, so I'll go in and get it."

He carefully opened the door.

The room was completely empty, save for one thing.

The Jesus book.

Deku took it by it's thin pages, and ripped it in half. And out popped Aizawa.

"What year is it?" His words were slurred. His face was unshaven, and his hair bunched around his head.

"Aizawa! Do you know where everyone went?" Deku asked.

"Oh yeah, they're right here." He unzipped his sleeping bag, revealing the five teenagers and two immortal beings.

Once everyone had climbed out of the sleeping bag, Aizawa slipped back into it, zipped it up, and fell asleep.

"Wait but..." Kirishima stared at Aizawa. "How's he here? He was Toga last time we saw him."

There was a knock at their door. They all turned to look to see who it was.

Toga grinned at them. "Gwuess who's bwack!"