WARNING

THIS IS VERY WEIRD

@Egray_15 was a HUGE help with this, so thanks!

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 He found Kirishima sobbing in the middle of a pack of chickens.

"Look at all those chickens," the red-haired spiky boi choked out. Bakugou immediately facepalmed.

"I can't believe you."

Kirishima looked up at him, crying.

"You're acting like Deku," Bakugou groaned. Then his normally cool and collected posture broke. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??" Kirishima started crying harder, and did a running jump at Bakugou.

"YOU SAVED ME, MY PRINCE!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? GET OFF ME, YOU CRETIAN." They had both fallen to the ground.

Bakugou tried to wiggle out of his grasp, but Kirishima wouldn't let him go.

"NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN," he sobbed.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? You were the one that jumped into the 'shell portal!'" Bakugou shoved him off and stood up. "Let's get out of here."

"Okay, hubby." Kirishima wiped tears from his face. "Can we take a chicken with us?"

"NO! And we're not even dating!"

"YET," he said with a wink. Bakugou blushed, the square sun started to set casting everything into a gold glow. Wait, a square sun?

Bakugou glanced around at his surroundings. "Why is everything blocky?"

Kirishima looked around. "Oh, I didn't realize that."

Then they looked at each other, wide-eyed.

"We're in Minecraft," they said in unison.

The sun disappeared from the horizon, and a skeleton spawned in front of them in the dark.

They screamed in unison, and ran away, Kirishima singing Spooky Scary Skeletons and the infinite long rope still tied to Bakugou's waist.

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"It's been thirty minutes already," Deku said, holding a flooding of tears back. "I'm so worried about them."

The students sat in the living room, tied up by Aizawa's scarf. The man stood in front of them, eyes still red with anger.

"You're not going anywhere," he said still guarding his sleeping bag.

"But they could be dead. Which isn't really a bad thing," Sakura added as an afterthought.

"I hope they are," said Aizawa. "They deserve it for going through my portal." Aizawa held the rope in one clenched fist. He was about to let go of the rope, to sentence them to an eternity of blocks. Then, a soft meow came from another room. Aizawa's attention snapped to the cries of one of his cats.

"MR. SNUFFLES!" He ran to the other room, tossing the rope to the group of students. In doing so, he unwrapped his scarf from them. Todoroki caught the rope, and grabbed the end right before it disappeared into the portal.

"We don't have much time left before he comes back," Todoroki noted. "Someone should go check on them."

"I VOLUNTEER," Deku yelled while grabbing another infinity rope from under the couch. They all looked at the usually timid boy.

"Well, if you're going, then I will too," Todoroki decided, taking the rope and tying the end around his waist.

"Hey! That's not fair," Sakura argued.

"Finders, keepers."

"That doesn't even make any sense!"

Then Todoroki grabbed Deku and jumped into the sleeping bag.

Everything was black. They couldn't breathe; it seemed like the air was trapped in their lungs. They plummeted into the unknown, until they felt solid ground underneath them. A burst of heat struck them, and as their vision came back, Deku said,

"Well, I think we found Kacchan, in Hell."

Todoroki looked around. Everything was blocky and made of red looking stone. Lava pools covered about 75% of the land, and ghostly howls emitted from the distance. Deku grabbed onto Todoroki, his eyes wide with fright.

"Don't worry. You're safe with me," Todoroki assured him. Deku chuckled.

"Well, as safe as we can be in Hell," Todoroki corrected himself, pulling Deku in closer to his cold side.

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The cool, quiet night air was broken with screams. An arrow whizzed past Bakugou's ear.

"KIRISHIMA, YOU'RE AN IDIOT. STOP SINGING!" Bakugou dodged another arrow that was aimed at his head.

"SpOoKy ScAry-- AHH!" Kirishima wailed and was struck in the leg with the skeleton's arrow.

"KIRISHIMA!" Bakugou yelled dropping to his knees next to him with the skeleton approaching menacingly.

"Go on without me!" Kirishima said weakly, draping his hand over his forehead.

Bakugou slapped him. "You're not dying, you idiot!"

"I love you... Katsuki." Bakugou felt Kirishima's arms wrap around his neck and pull him down to his face. Kirishima's lips smashed against Bakugou's forcefully.

"Get off me you spikey haired freak, your not even bleeding" Bakugou mumbled, lips still locked with Kirishima's.

"What happened to the skeleton?" Kirishima asked, pulling away and looking around arms still drawn around Bakugou's neck. The skeleton was standing in front of them, bow pulled taunt, and arrow drawn back. It all seemed to happen in slow motion. The arrow was released, flying toward them. A star in the sky grew brighter, white filling their vision. It fell out of the sky in front of them, getting bigger. A human-like figure emerged from it.

"Hello, my lovelies!" Yeenda sang, throwing her arms out and catching the arrow in her blinding light. "Ahh, young love. What a beautiful thing!" She dipped her hand down and tapped Kirishima's legg. His wound healed, and the skeleton dissolved into ash like Spiderman.

Kirishima pushed Bakugou off him and they stood up.

"Oh, brother!" Yeenda addressed Bakugou. "I see that you're doing well!"

"Wait, did you just call be 'brother?'" Bakugou asked in confusion.

~~~~~

They were running away from a ghast. It screamed behind them, spitting fireballs.

"I thought you said nothing lived here!" wailed Deku.

"Weeeell, I guess I was wrong. I've never played Minecraft before! I was too busy recovering from burns when I was younger. Run away, I'll hold it off!"

"No! I'm not leaving you!" Deku's tears sizzled onto the netherrack they stood on.

Todoroki stopped running and turned around, getting into a stance that suggested that he was about to throw hands with the ghost creature. Deku grabbed his hand and continued running, hand in hand.

They reached a cliff and stood on the edge of it, side-by-side, hand-in-hand. There was a pool of lava under them, bubbling menacingly. Even Todoroki's right side couldn't keep the intense heat from making them sweat.

They looked at each other, they heard the beast's screams in the distance getting closer.

"I guess this is the end," Todoroki breathed staring into Deku's shining green eyes.

"No! It's not the end! We can find a way out!" Deku stared back into Todoroki's heterochromatic eyes.

"Yes it is, Deku. I'm sorry. I'm afraid All Might can't save us this time." he looked behind them to the ghost appearing shooting more fireballs flying past them.

He kissed the smaller boy on the cheek. "I'm sorry, Izuku." They both closed their eyes, pressing their foreheads together. Tears streamed down Deku's cheeks, they held each other tighter.

They heard the fireball being spit, but it never hit (huh? They are now boyfriends, and they just got kissed, yuh!). Deku cracked his eyes open, and saw a figure standing before them. He was a figure built of pure protein, and he blocked the fireball with his shiny pecs. He flexed when the fireball hit, and it ricocheted off his thick, orange muscles, hitting the ghast. (AN: so, basically, he just pulled out an Uno reverse card) The ghast tilted, let out a horrifying screech, and promptly died. Deku and Todoroki stood there, their eyes wide in astonishment.

"Who are you?" Deku finally breathed, pulling a notebook out of nowhere and scribbling into it.

"I AM SUPER TRUMP!" He turned around, flexing. His highlighter pink bra was way too high up his chest, and his ripped short-shorts barely contained his giant, ripped thighs.

"I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU HOME, CHILDREN."

The two boys were too terrified of the monstrosity before them their shock had left them breathless and no words could escape their mouths.

Seeing their horrified expressions, he panicked and said, "No, no, not like that! I'm taking you back to where you belong!"

"That's worse!" they said in unison.

"Jeez, you two sound like an old married couple. Just come with me!" He picked them up in his huge, muscled arms. He smelled like Cheetos and self-tanner.

Deku gagged, and Todoroki's face turned green.

"Oh, it's not that bad!" he insisted. "It's just my natural musk, ya know?"

Then everything went black again.

~~~~~

The two formerly lost groups appeared in the hallway with their god-like saviors with standing beside them. Hearing noise, the remaining students in the house rushed to the hallway. Their god-like saviors glanced at each other, and then their eyes turned to hearts.

Deku and Todoroki jumped out of Super Trump's arms, and fell to the floor, gasping for fresh air. Kirishima and Bakugou climbed off Yeenda's back and collapsed beside each other, red faced.

"Who is this lovely lady?" Super Trump asked.

"I am Yeenda," she breathed. "And you don't look half bad yourself. I should be asking you the same question, handsome man."

They leaned toward each other.

"I am Super Trump." His voice was deep, and they locked eyes, lust clouding their vision.

"Well. This is weird," Hagakure interrupted loudly.

Kirishima, Bakugou, Deku, and Todoroki said, "You're telling me."

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