After the screams muffled and the sleeping bag let out a disgusting burp, they all continued with their regular activities. Which included: Yelling and Sakura having a mental breakdown.

"Okay, team, after this series of events, I think we should all have a relaxing spa day," Bakugo suggested. "Let's all start with yoga!"

"I call being behind Bakugou!" Kishima winked.

"Okay, fine. Now, who knows yoga?"

Super Trump raised his hand. "I do. Now, class, we'll start with the simplist of poses, Downward Dog position." He bent down. "Now, you'll just wanna take deep breaths in, and- oops my pants ripped. Anyway, just breath in and relax your glutes."

Kirishima flopped to the ground, all the while winking at Bakugo. "If I relax my muscles then I can't stay upright."

"I said to relax your glutes, specifically. Then from there, you'll want to do the Twisted Triangle Position."

"Uhmm, what's that?" Deku asked tentatively.

"Just follow me!"

"Um, I'm not exactly sure I want to do that..."

Super Trump then proceded to do the pose, letting his behind face the class.

Bakugo gagged as he saw the rip in his neon pink booty shorts.

"Bro, why didn't you wear any boxers??" Kirishima yelled while trying to avert his gaze form Super Trumps pale behind..

"Have no fear, for I am wearing a thong! It is neon pink."

"Dude that's worse."

"Just do the pose."

They did as he asked, for some unknown reason. Even Yeenda participated.

As they went, the poses got weirder, and soon they had to stop because Sakura threw up from seeing it.

"Guys, we should do face masks and get mani-pedis!" Hagakure squealed. All the girls and Super Trump agreed, and they dragged the boys to a random room that generated for their spa-use.

Soon everyone was covered in green paste and cucumbers. Yeenda offered to paint their nails. Kirishima was talking about how he could be Shrek. Bakugo said that he could be his Fiona. And that Deku could be Donkey.

Then Kirishima shot up, the cucumbers falling off. "We should put on Shrek as a play!"

"How about we don't do that?" Sakura suggested.

"Aw. Fine."

No one knew where Hagakure's nails were, so she got clear nail polish. Todoroki got red and white. Deku got green. Basically Yeenda just based the nail polish colors off everyone's hair color.

And it was calm, for once.

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