Happy Thanksgiving guys!

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Todoroki heard another BANG from a few rooms over, and slammed his book shut, grumbling to himself.

"What's going on over there," he muttered, and pushed the door to the loud room open. The people inside froze. His eyes narrowed as he took in the sight.

First off, Bakugo was standing on the table, a sword in hand. Midoriya was kneeling in front of him. Bakugo looked as if he was either about to chop off Midoriya's head or knight him. Sakura was sitting in a pile of cushions in a dress, looking bored out of her mind. Kirishima stood behind the table.

"Hey! Todoroki! Do you want to play with us?" the red-haired boy asked.

"Is that a dragon tail?" Todoroki asked.

"Yep! Do you want to play with us?"

"Um-"

"geT OUT OF HERE." Bakugo leapt off the table and pushed Todoroki out of the room.

"Wait, at least explain what this tomfoolery is," Todoroki demanded, plucking a crown off the spiky blond's head. "Is this a tiara?"

Bakugo snatched it back. "It's a crown." He placed it back on his head and jumped back onto the table.

"They're 'role-playing,' as they call it," Sakura said dryly. "It's really dumb. I'm only here because I was bored and decided to join them. Then they made me put on this stupid dress and be the 'queen.' Hagakure's up there doing the lights." She gestured to above the door, where their invisible friend was behind a control panel, manning the lighting in the room. Hagakure waved.

"I'm going back to my room," Todoroki decided, and turned around.

The lights dimmed.

"Oh, Shoto!" Kirishima ran up to Todoroki, and slid to the floor at his feet. "Don't leave! You must help me save this boy from the evil dragon so he can be knighted!"

Then Kirishima dived at Midoriya and knocked him off the table, causing the smaller boy to yelp. Bakugo dropped his sword and glared at them.

"But the boy was already saved from the dragon, idiot. We aren't going to redo the entire thing!" he complained. "Also, you're the dragon."

"But... what if I take you, too!" Kirishima took a running jump at Bakugo, and tackled him, throwing the pair halfway across the room, hitting Todoroki and making a pile on the floor. Todoroki felt like he wanted to lie there forever and slowly decay into the wooden floorboards.

Sakura sighed, and flopped her head back. "How dumb can you guys be?"

"Well, it's not like Aizawa is here to stop us!" Kirishima quipped, helping Bakugo and Todoroki to their feet.

"Yeah, because he was actually Toga in disguise," Midoriya added, rubbing his head and standing up.

Todoroki tried to leave again, but was immediately stopped by Sakura.

"If I have to be here, then you have to as well," she said, her tone darkening.

"You can be the antagonist," Bakugo decided.

"But I'm the antagonist! Are you replacing me?" Kirishima pouted.

Bakugo sighed and ruffled the other boy's hair. "No. You can be an antagonist as well."

"Yay!!"

(AN: Kirishima is sunshine in its purest form)

"Are you kidding me?" Todoroki groaned as Sakura dragged him over to the table.

"We'll pick up where we left off," Bakugo decided. "Todoroki, you interrupt Deku's knighting and Kirishima will pick you two up and take you away."

The lights dimmed.

"Oh, valiant knight, you have proven yourself to be worthy of knighthood! I hereby, dub thee-" Bakugo paused. Kirishima motioned for Todoroki to move.

The dual-haired boy sighed and walked forward, wrapping his arms around Midoriya's waist and dragging him off. Kirishima followed them, jumping around and fake-growling.

"Oh no. The knight has been stolen. Better go get him," Sakura said, her voice flat.

"You have to add more feeling, Sakura!" Hagakure stage whispered from where she was.

The girl rolled her eyes. "There is only one person that can best this foul beast. Sir Bakugo the Lustful."

"Feeling!" Hagakure hissed again.

If looks could kill, Hagakure would be long gone. So would Sakura, with the look Bakugo was giving her. Sakura shrugged.

"Well? Go kill the dragon!"

Bakugo jumped off the table and brought his sword down upon the "Dragon," and then down on poor Todoroki, who lied there and didn't move after he was "killed."

"Now to kill the treacherous queen," Bakugo said, and turned around, his eyes glinting murderously. Sakura's eyes widened as he walked toward her.

"Wait- no- it was a joke-"

And the "queen" was dead as well. A horrified Midoriya was dragged up onto the table and forcefully knighted.

"Kacchan, they're all dead, what-"

"Shut up they deserved it."

"No?? They didn't??"

"Now we have to dispose of the bodies."

Sakura shot up. "Yeah, I'm going back to my room."

"Aww, stay!" Kirishima said, and latched onto Sakura's ankle. While Sakura was trying to shake him off, Midoriya slid off the table and scampered over to Todoroki. His eyes were closed, and he stayed on the ground.

"Um, guys? I think Todoroki is dead," he said, but no one heard him. Sakura was too busy yelling at Kirishima at the top of her lungs. Kirishima was begging Sakura to stay, but he wasn't doing so good. Hagakure was trying to figure out how to turn the lights back on, but they were flashing on and off. Bakugo stood on the table, and straightened his crown.

"I'm King, now," he proclaimed.

And Deku cried.

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By the way, I got "Lustful" from a friend because I asked her for titles.