Credit to EGray_15 for helping me with this!

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 "Okay, Aizawa. Sit down. We need to have a talk."

Bakugou was back at it again with the Dad Glasses™. He swung a chair around and sat down, propping his elbow up on the back of it.

Aizawa narrowed his eyes. "You guys were the ones that entered my sleeping bag. I should be talking to you."

"Well, you're not. So sit down, everyone."

They did, the students sitting next to each other and staring at Yeenda and Super Trump, who were cuddling on the couch, Super Trump on Yeenda's lap.

"Your Cheeto Dust Musk is rubbing off on me," Yeenda murmured.

"You shall be mine," Super Trump said, and put his arm around her shoulders.

"Okay, that sleeping bag should not be legal," Kirishima stated.

Aizawa's hair began to float and Kirishima ducked behind Bakugo to hide.

"No threatening my boyfriend. Your sleeping bag needs to go," Bakugo decided, petting Kirishima's hair. A purr-like noise emitted from Kirishima's throat, and Aizawa's head shot up. Bakugo pulled out a cross.

"No! Get BACK you foul beast!" He held out the cross to Aizawa, and the latter let out a feral hiss and made a bee-line for his sleeping bag.

"STOP HIM!" Yeenda shouted.

Todoroki's instincts kicked in and he swiped the shell away from Aizawa's grasp, and threw it to Deku who was cowering behind him.

The students joined together and made a circle around the feral teacher.

"No escape now," said the empty gap in the circle, probably Hagakure.

"Now." Bakugo crossed his arms and stepped forward. "Tell us why you are in possession of that bag, because-"

"YOU HAVE A DELICIOUS MUSK MY LOVELY SUPER TRUMP!" Yeenda LOUDLY interrupted. "WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR PERFUME?"

Super Trump glanced from side to side to make sure no one was listening (he's not very observant or smart) and whispered, "Victoria's Secret, but don't tell nobody."

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP AND STOP CARESSING EACH OTHER'S ARMS?" Sakura requested loudly. "DON'T YOU SEE THAT WE'RE DEALING WITH A PROBLEM WHOSE NAME IS 'AIZAWA?'" She turned around to see Aizawa gnawing on Deku's arm while the poor boy wept with great ferocity.

Super Trump paused, before turning to his lover. "Stay here, boolishious, I'll take care of this." He walked up to the ratty man and picked him up by his head, before shaking him once, twice, and then letting him dangle there. Aizawa thrashed his legs, but his efforts to escape his grasp was in vain.

"Why are you in possession of this mystical bag?" His voice boomed throughout the room, and all life stood silent.

Aizawa hissed before answering. "Well, I'm not who you think I am."

"I'm pretty sure you're our homeless man of a teacher," Todoroki mused.

Aizawa began to cackle maniacally, before his form melted, Super Trump dropped the melting shape. The person inchwormed their way into the sleeping bag, and for once, no one tried to stop them. A few seconds later, a head popped out of it.

It was Himiko Toga.

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Sorry it's short, this just seemed like a good point to stop... heh