You say Edward Cullen, I say Percy Jackson

You say Red and Black, I say Sea Green and Gray

You say Forks, I say Camp Half Blood and Camp Jupiter

You say Jacob Black, I say Nico Di Angelo

You say Voultri, I say Gaia and Kronos

You say "Go to Hell", I say "Go rot in the depths of Tarturus"

You say football, I say Capture the Flag

You say "My dad's a Vampire", I say " Ya? Well my dad's a GOD"

You say " You are so absurd", I say " BRACCAS MEAS VECIMINI"

You say Inventor, I say Leo Valdez and Daedalus

You say "Twilight is better than Percy Jackson", I say " Don't come to me when Clarisse comes knocking on your door with Maimer"

You say Depression, I say " Annabeth misses Percy"

You say "I am going to kill you!", I say "Hades'll have your soul"

You say school, I say Goode

You say True Love, I say Percabeth

You say life, I say PJO and HOO