"Joe!" Cordelia shouted as she made her way to the living room.

"What's wrong?"

"Tell my mother to calm down and stay home!"

"Why?"

"She's going to fight witch hunters!"

"Are you crazy!"

Fiona sighs. "Will you two calm down?  I'm going to speak to a friend about taking these bastards down!  I'm leaving right now and I don't want to hear anything from either of you."

"I'm going with you!" Joe says.

Fiona gives her lover a look.
"No.  I'll be fine alone.  Y'all don't worry.  I'm the supreme, I can handle anything that's thrown at me."

"Who's throwing things at you?  I'll kill em." Joe punches his fist into his palm.

"Calm down, sparky.  I'll be back."

"Mom, can you at least not wear your heels in case you have to run away?"

Fiona throws her head back and laughs.
"Me in flats?  Get real!  I labored in heels when I had you!"

**

"You go on home.  I'll take care of this one myself."

"Marie." Fiona gives her a fierce look.

"Fiona.  Who the hell had the balls to knock you up?" Marie laughs.

Fiona chuckles and nods her head.
"Watch your fucking language, she can hear everything from in there." Fiona runs her hands down her bump.

"It's a girl?"

"Yeah, I wanted a boy." Fiona pouts.

"Same old Fiona Goode." Marie sets her drink down and walks closer to Fiona.

"Go ahead and do my hair as I talk."

Marie rolls her eyes and starts on Fiona's hair.

"So what are you over here for?  You only come to my neck of the woods when you want somethin'." Marie said in a beautiful southern drawl.

"I need your help."

Marie stares at Fiona through the mirror and narrows her brows. "With what?"

"I just got a call about a half an hour ago.  Witch hunters were at the academy.  They killed two of our girls."

Marie didn't speak a word.

"You're not working with them, are you?"

"Seriously?  Hell no!"

Fiona takes a deep breath.
"Well then y'all are next.  That's why I need you.  You, me, and Joe can get rid of these guys for good."

"Who's Joe?"

"My baby daddy." Fiona smiles and rubs her stomach.

"Ohhhh.  Well what makes you think he can help?"

"He used to be an axe murder."

"Oh nice."

"He was dead and he haunted my daughter until she freed him.  He's the famous New Orleans axe murder." Fiona smiles.

"You must be so proud."

"I am!  Anyway.. will you help me?"

"I don't have a choice.  We shouldn't even be in here right now.  They might come for me and my people."

"Eh, we'll be fine." Fiona shrugs.
"Go ahead and finish my hair."

Marie gives Fiona a look that would send chills down an average person's spine.

"I'll finish your hair but you don't scare me you skinny little— Well you used to be skinner, but you're still small and I'm STILL not afraid of you."

Fiona makes a face. "Yeah right. You should be scared to death of me."

**

Later that evening.

"Joey!" Fiona walks through the front door with a smile on her face.

"Oh good, you're back!  What took so long?"

"We went to lunch, baby girl and I had to eat something." Fiona pats her bump.

Joe smiles and rubs her belly.
He then notices her hair. "You're hair looks nice." Joe softly touches the ends.

"I hate it."

"Why?  It looks so good this way!"

"Oh you're saying it looks like shit when I do it?  Thanks, Joe."

"I didn't say that!"

"Whatever.. can you do me a favor, honey?" Fiona quickly changes her mood and smiles sweetly.

"Of course."

"Okay.. You said yes already so no backing out, okay?"

"Fifi, what is it?"

"I need you to help me out."

"How?

"I just need you to kill a few people."

"No problem."

"Really?" Fiona smiles. "Gosh, I thought you'd say no!"

"Why?  It's what I do." Joe smiles.

"Yeah but you gave it up.  Plus you're gonna be a father soon and you seem the type to want to be a better person for the baby and all that crap!"

"Oh yeah.. well then maybe n—"

"No you already said yes, no going back, sir!" Fiona yells.

"Fine!" Joe sighs.

***

The next morning.

"Well good afternoon, gentlemen. Thank you for being on time." Fiona smiles and drops her coat, revealing her beautiful belly.  Her black dress hugged it so perfectly.

"Please everyone, sit."

"What?  No body guards?"

Fiona chuckles. "Are you serious?  Marie here is immortal, and me.. well I've taken down much more powerful men with less energy than it takes me to make myself a rob roy.  Speaking of.. I need a drink." She sighs deeply.
"Bartender.." Fiona smirks. "Diet sprite.. but make it.. dirty."

"You better watch it.  That little witch is gonna get hyper and tear you up from the insides." Marie says.

Fiona laughs and runs her hand down her belly.

**

"Now, this is my offer to you.  You disband this little merry troupe of assholes, vowing never to harm another witch from now until the end of time.  I would also like you to sign over your house in Berkeley Square to me.   But paint it first. God knows all the money in the world can't buy good taste."

"Well, now, I'd like the private jet."

"Mmm.  And Marie wants a private jet."

David chuckles.
"Okay this is insanity!"

"Too much?  Well, I don't know.  Maybe you're right.
  Then here's my other offer." Fiona stares the men straight in the eyes before coldly saying..

"You can all just die."

That's Joe's cue.  He turned around and did what he was brought there to do.
Fiona smiled, enjoying what was going on around her.

She then stared her lover down and felt herself burning for him.
Fiona placed her hand on her belly.  It were as if her little girl knew what was going on.  The baby kicked and swung her arms, causing Fiona slight discomfort.

Soon only one man was left standing.  Harrison.
Joe walked across the table to grab his axe.  He placed one hand on his lover's shoulder, and kissed the top of her head.

Fiona smiled at his touch and softly patted his hand.
She then stood up and smiled to Harrison.

"Well played." He says.

"You Harvard men, charming to the end." Fiona smiles.

"Yale actually.
  You know killing us, it's not gonna put an end to this war."

"Maybe, baby.  But it's gonna be so much fun just to watch it happen." Marie smiles and raises her glass.

"You got any last words?" Fiona asks.

Harrison spits on the ground and Fiona chuckles.

"Go to hell, witch bitch."

Fiona gives Joe a look.  He tosses her his axe and she ends Harrison right there.

"Well, killing him was easier than I thought." Marie laughs.

"Mmm." Fiona takes her drink back and smiles as she inches closer and closer to Joe.

"You make a hell of a.. Sprite, mister." She giggles.

"I love you more than jazz, baby doll."

Joe takes Fiona in his arms.  Her stomach pressed against his and their daughter between the two kicking like a mad woman.  The two don't let that stop them from sharing a deep passionate kiss.