I completely forgot Fiona's birthday is October 17th, so I'm going to add in a little flashback later on in this chapter. :)

***

October 30th.

Cordelia walked downstairs and found Joe painting Fiona's belly.

"Um, what's going on?"

"Joe wanted to paint my belly for Halloween pictures.

"I'm surprised you're letting him." Cordelia chuckles.

"I begged her!" Joe says. "I wanted my Princess to be a Pumpkin for Halloween." He smiles.

"It is cute!"

"Thanks!  It's quite difficult since she keeps moving so much."

"Who?  Mom?"

"No. the baby."

"Oh!" Cordelia laughs.

"She's so active." Fiona sighs as lays her head back on the couch.

"She's gonna be on the move constantly." Joe says.

"Mhm.  Are you almost done?  I have to pee."

"Yeah, I just have this little piece left."

"Alright."

"How are your contractions?"

"They aren't as strong as they were yesterday."

"That's good!"

"No it's not, I want her OUT!"

"I know, I'm sorry." Cordelia kisses her mother's forehead.

"It's okay.  Thank you for asking, baby."

"Of course." Cordelia smiles. "So Joe, why are you doing this today when Halloween is tomorrow?"

"In case her pains come back.  Plus this is the best mood she's been in in weeks!  I thought I'd just go for it."

"Makes sense." Cordelia chuckles.

**

Joe got the camera out and took a few pictures of Fiona.

"Wow, you're gorgeous." Joe smiles.

Fiona giggles. "Shut up."

"You are!"

"I know."

Joe smiles and walks closer to kiss her. "I feel like I'm dreaming.  I can't believe I'm finally here with you after all these years.

"Yeah.. after watching me as a little girl.. watching me grow boobs and body hair.. watching me get my first period.  Have I mentioned you're the biggest perv I know?"

"You know what?  Fuck you." Joe laughs.

"What?  It's true!"

"That's not fair.  I looked after you.. but then you became a woman and.."

"And I made you hard.  Yeah, yeah.  When I take the time to really think about it, it's actually quite disturbing.  But I love you so it's okay."

"Alright." Joe chuckles softly.

"You are old though which is weird."

"Thanks."

"You're so old, dude.  I'm shocked you even knocked me up."

"Are you trying to hurt my feelings?"

"No!" Fiona laughs. "I'm only playing with you, honey." Fiona places her hands on him and presses her belly against him.

".. I like you."

"Thanks." Joe laughs.

"Hey why don't we try to get that baby out of you?"

Fiona smirks. "Alright."

"Just please don't hate me if it doesn't work.  She's a stubborn little witch, we both know that already."

"I know.  Let's go." She smiles.

**

One hour later.

"Finally!  I heard everything!" Cordelia says as Joe and Fiona walk downstairs.

"We had to keep stopping because your mom kept cramping up."

"Y'all are gross."

"I only did it to try to get the baby out."

"You almost drove me out the house so it will probably work for her."

Fiona sits down and sighs. "This little girl is a bitch."

"Mom stop talking about her like that!"

"I bet a boy wouldn't have been so mean to me."

"Fiona, you're horrible!"

"Fiona?  Oh look Joe, Delia's mad at mommy!"

"Well you are being mean, Fifi."

"Oh my gosh it was a joke!  I love the little bitch, alright?" Fiona looks down and rubs her belly. "I love you, Joppy.  Just please get the fuck out of me."

"I can already tell Joplin is going to be a piece of work.  Remember how crazy she made your mother when we went out to dinner for her birthday?" Joe asks.

"Oh God, Yes!" Cordelia rolls her eyes.

"Well I'm sorry if I was a bother to y'all.  It was simply a joy for me!"

*

Fiona's Birthday.

"I need more food!" Fiona says hitting her empty plate with her fork.

"Honey.. you ate all of your food, plus mine."

"And mine." Cordelia says with a blank face.

"And?  I'm eating for two!"

"Two what?  Elephants?!"

"Delia!" Joe lightly kicks her under the table.

Fiona then bursts into tears. "It's my birthday and y'all are just mean to meeee!"

"No, no, honey, we're not being mean to you!" Joe speaks in a cute voice. "We just don't want you getting a tummy ache, that's all!  Right, Cordelia?"

"No."

"Delia!"

"I mean Yes!  You don't want a belly ache with her kicking around like a little alien in there, do you?"

"No.." Fiona pouts.

"Fine then we leave?  I think Jack in the box is open 24/7.  Maybe I can pick some up and lock myself in my room so I can actually eat tonight."

"What about my cake!" Fiona shouts.

Joe's eyes widen when the lights flicker and he hears a loud thunder. "Was that her?" He asks Cordelia.

Cordelia nods. "Yep."

"Jesus Fifi.  Breathe.  Your cake is coming, Baby Doll."

Fiona cries and wipes her cheeks.

"Waiter!  Waiter!"

"Yes sir?"

"Can you please bring out that cake I brought?"

"Of course!"

"Oh Joe.." Fiona sniffles. "Thank you.." She mumbles.

"You're welcome, my pretty girl." Joe smiles and wraps his arm around her.

"PLEEEASE!" Fiona pushes him away. "It's HOOOOT!"

"Sorry.."

Fiona then leans back and places her hands on her very large stomach. "Stop fucking kicking me so damn hard!"

"She's just excited, baby." Joe says earning an evil glare from Fiona.

"The cake will make her even more hyper." Cordelia chuckles.

"Oh gosh, cancel the cake!  Cancel the cake!" Joe waves his arms.

"Shut up, Joe!" Fiona makes a face.

Soon the cake came and Fiona was all smiles.

"I love this,, thank you... But next time.."

"Yeah?"

"Don't order me chocolate." She cries softly. "It's not my favorite." Fiona lowers her head.

"Oh gosh, I messed up again!"

"Yes you did." Cordelia says taking a bite of her cake. "But this bakery did not." She smiles.

"Fifi, I am so so sorry!  Let me go and buy you another cake!  What kind do you want?"

"No honey, this is fine.  It's a good cake."

Joe sighs. "I feel bad."

Fiona sniffles and places her hand on his cheek. "You should."

*

"Yeah that night was not easy!" Cordelia says.

"It was great once we got home though." Joe smiles. "Who knew that miserable little pregnant lady at the restaurant would come home and have enough energy to have wild passionate sex?"

"Christ Joe!  I don't wanna know about that!" Cordelia makes a face.

Fiona turns to Joe and smirks. "It was pretty great.  We used the left over cake!" She giggles.

"Oh that's nasty!  I'll never be able to eat cake again."

Fiona smiles to her daughter. "Sucks for you, my dear."

***

October 31st.

"Happy Halloween Witchy poo!" Joe wraps his arms around Fiona's waist and kisses her lips.

"Happy Halloween, babe."

"How do you feel?"

"Like shit."

"I can tell."

Fiona smacks Joe's chest and pushes him away. "Thanks." She then waddles over and leans forward, pressing her palms onto the table.

"Fiona, you are nine months pregnant, wear sweats!  Fuck, wear your underwear!  You're wearing the most uncomfortable clothes imaginable."

"Don't bully me because of the way I dress."

"I'm not!  I just want you to be comfortable, sweetie."

"I like to feel sexy."

"Even when I'm not."

"Are you kidding me?  You're the sexiest woman on this planet!"

"Even with this big belly?" Fiona stands and rubs her very large bump.

"Of course!  Baby doll, you're perfect."

"Aw Joe." Fiona pouts.

"Are you gonna cry again?"

"Well I can't help it, I am pregnant you know?"

"I couldn't possibly forget." Joe chuckles. "I love you, baby."

"I love you tooooo!" Fiona cries and holds Joe tightly.

**

6:00

"Ahhh!" Fiona's screams making the lights flicker.

Cordelia's eyes went wide and Joe was a nervous wreck.

"I think this is actually happening, Joe."

"Yeah, I-I think so too." Joe breathes heavily.

Fiona moans and groans.

"Don't just stand there like two mumbling idiots!  Delia, I need you to go and sterilize a good pair of scissors-"

"Scissors?  How are we getting this baby out of you?" Joe asks with wide eyes.

"It's for the umbilical cord, idiot!  Cordelia, go up to the baby's room and bring me the black bag that's in her crib.  Inside is the tarp, the sheets.  The suction thing in case we need to suction her little mouth.  Ow.. everything in there except for the towels." Fiona says as her breathing changes.

"I'll grab some towels."

"Thank you, sweetie." Fiona breathes heavily.

"What do you want me to do baby doll?" Joe asks.

"Just stand there and be useless!"

Joe sighs. "Fifi, I can do Something!"

"You'd think!"

"Fiona give me some credit!"

"FINE THEN SQUEEZE MY HIPS!"

"On it!  Let me know if this feels good.."

Fiona moans softly.

"Does this feel good?"

"SHUT UP, JOE!"

**

Things were intense.  Cordelia was amazing.  She held her mother's hands and pulled her hair back for her.  She wiped her sweaty forehead with a damp towel, and gave her words of encouragement.

Joe slowly learned from Cordelia and soon the three made the perfect team.

For hours Fiona screamed in pain.  At 9:00 Fiona squated down and her water broke.

"Oh.."

"Well look at that." Joe stared down."

"I'll clean it.  That's good, mom!  Just another step closer." Cordelia smiled and rubbed her back.

"Yeah.." Fiona breathes through her pain. "She's almost out."

"My little girl is almost here." Joe says with tears in his eyes.

"Aw." Fiona smiles softly. "She's gonna love you, baby." She places her palm on his stubbly cheek.

Joe grabs Fiona's hand and kisses it. "You're incredible."

"Yeah.."

Joe chuckled. "I love you."

"I love you too."

**

One hour later.

"Ahhhh!  OH GOD!"

"Are you okay?" Joe and Cordelia asked.

"No!  She's coming.  I'm gonna start pushing."

"How do we know it's time?" Joe asks.

"I'm telling you it is, I can feel her head!" Fiona shouts as she reaches down.

"Oh okay!  Where do you want me?"

"Just leave me alone and be ready for when I ask you to do something."

"Okay!"

Fiona squat down and began pushing.  She pushed in that position for about twenty minutes.

"Oh GOOOOD!" She moaned.

"Mom, there's blood.  I'm gonna call grandma just to ask her what I should do."

"Don't you dare call that bitch!  Blood is normal, honey.  She's ripping her way through my vagina if you didn't know."

"I know that, mom.  But I just don't think this is normal."

"It's fine.  I'm gonna change positions."

Cordelia sighed and kept quiet.

Fiona sat back and lifted her legs.

"You're doing great, mom." Just take a breath.

Joe smiled and said, "You're a badass."

"I know."

Joe chuckles and kisses her sweaty forehead.

Soon Fiona get's another contraction. "I can't believe this."

"What?" Joe asks.

"She's gonna be a Scorpio!" Fiona cries.

"Oh honey, it's okay!" Joe smiles.

"Push, mom." Cordelia says. Fiona never asked her but she really took charge of keeping an eye on Fiona's progress.

**

Fiona pushed for over an hour before her little girl finally started to crown.

"Owwww!"

"It's okay.  You okay!  She's coming, I see her head!" Cordelia says guiding the baby out. "Push, mom!"

"Aghhhhh!" Fiona groans and pushes as hard as she can.

"Oh my God!" Joe's eyes widen.

"What?!" Fiona panics.

"Nothing!  She's just right there.  She's almost here!  Keep going, baby."

Thunder and lighting went on outside as the lights flicked.  Every once in a while things would fly across the room.  Fiona's body made all of these things happen.

The baby ripped through Fiona's body, and soon she was out in the world.

Cordelia smiled and took her baby sister in her arms.

"Oh God." Fiona sighed and laid her head back on Joe.

"Mom!"

Fiona looked up when she heard fear in her daughter's voice.  She saw Cordelia holding a lifeless little baby.

"Mom!" Cordelia shouted once again.

"What happened?  Why does she look like that?" Joe panics.

"She's gone.  Wait, wait, let me bring her back!  I can do it!" Cordelia said as tears poured down her face.  She then closed her eyes and tried her best to breathe life back into her little sister.

But she couldn't.