January.

"Mom there's no food!" Cordelia says letting herself into her and Joe's bedroom.

Fiona groans and covers her face.

"Mooom!"

"I don't feel well, Delia!" She whines.

"I'm your daughter, and I'm hungry!"

"Joe go get her food.  Joe.  JOSEPH!" Fiona shouts, kicking him in the back.

"Ow!  What?!"

"Cordelia's hungry."

"Okay."

"Go get her something to eat, we're out."

"We're out of food?"

"I haven't gone to the store.  Just go pick up some breakfast tacos."

"Alright."

"Thanks.  Delia, let me sleep a little longer."

Cordelia rolls her eyes and walks out of the room.

**

"I'm back!"

"Yay!  Tacoooooos!" Fiona shouts.

"Yep!  That line was so damn long!"

"Sorry!" Fiona laughs. "But they're worth it!  Let's eat!"

The three then sat down to eat their breakfast

Later that day.

Fiona laid on the couch and moaned as she squirmed, then rolled up in a ball.

"What are you doing?" Joe asks walking past her.

"I have cramps."

"I'm sorry." He says with a pout.

"Can you do me a favor?"

"Sure."

"Can you go to the store and buy me some tampons?"

"Fifi, I'm embarrassed to do that." Joe whines.

Fiona looks at Joe with a hurt expression on her face.
"Joeyyyy.."

"I'm just messing with you.  I'll go.  Is there anything else I can get you that will make you feel better?" Joe places his hand on her stomach, and kisses her forehead.

".. It'd make me feel better if I could hit you a little bit."

"Well.. I'm not letting you do that.  What if I bring you back a pie?" Joe smiles.

Fiona grabs his cheeks and smiles softly. "A pie will do."

"Perfect!" He pecks her lips. "I'll be back."

"Okay.  Be careful."

**

While Joe was at the store, Fiona decided to take a hot bath to soothe her aches.

"MOOOOM!"

"I'm in the tub!"

Cordelia then let's herself in.

"What the hell?  I didn't say to let yourself in!  What do you need?"

"I need help with my homework."

"You are being really annoying today, little girl."

"Sorry!" Cordelia makes a face.

"It's fine.  Give me a few minutes and I'll be over to help you."

"Okay."

Fiona sighs and rests her eyes for a moment of peace.

"I'm back!" Joe walks in.

"Hi." Fiona looks at him with her lips pursed.

"Hi little crabby pants.  I'm back with your coochie plugs." Joe smiles and holds up the box of tampons.

"Thanks."

"Do you feel better?"

"Not really.  I just want some peace and quiet."

"I can leave if you want."

"It's fine, I have to help Delia with her homework."

"Alright.  Well I'll be playing that game on my phone Cordelia downloaded for me.  I'm addicted!"

"Have fun."

"I will!"

Fiona rolls her eyes and sighs.

**

Fiona let the warm water drain out of the bathtub and got out.  She then threw on some pajamas and looked in the mirror.

"Joe!" She shouts as she walks out of the bathroom.

"Joe, do I look fat?"

Joe's eyes were glued to his phone.
"Of course, baby."

"Excuse me?" Fiona crosses her arms.

"I said of course."

Suddenly the door slams and the lights flicker.
Fiona jumps on the bed and straddles Joe.  She grabs his phone throws it on the ground, and starts hitting him over and over again.

"Fiona!  MY PHONE!  Ouch!  Stop hitting me!  What did I do?"

"You said I was fat!"

"What?  No I didn't!"

"Yes you did you asshole!"

"I wasn't listening!"

Fiona gasps and continues hitting him.
"I'm your girlfriend, you better ALWAYS listen to me!"

"MOOOOM!" Cordelia shouts from her room.

"Uggghh!  I'm coming Cordelia!"
Fiona looks down to Joe and says, "I will finish you later, ASS!"

"You're mean!" Joe stands up to grab his phone.

He gasps and says, "FIONA!"

"What?"

"My phone broke!  You broke it!"

"Good!"

"Fiona, this is all I have!"

"Don't be such a damn drama queen!  You have me, you jerk!  You don't need anything else!"

"No, you don't let me play with you whenever I want!  My phone does!"

Fiona rolls her eyes. "I should have never bought you one, Joe."

"You're buying me another one!  I want to play my game!"

Fiona scoffs. "Play with yourself, Joseph."