October 9th.
36 weeks pregnant.

"Bye sweetie, you be a good little witch while Joe and I are gone."

Cordelia laughs and hugs her mother.
"I'll try."

"You better be good." Fiona points her finger at her daughter. "If not, you will be sorry little girl."

"Fine!" Cordelia laughs. "I'll be good!"

"Thank you!" Fiona smiles. "Well let's go Joe. I'm ready for you to undress me and play me like your—"

"MOM!"

Fiona giggles. "Sorry!"

**
"Hey this is a nice place!"

"Yeah." Fiona smiles. She then pins him to the wall and kisses his lips. "Mmm.. are you ready?"

"This mouth.. and these fingersss." Joe wiggles his fingers in Fiona's face. "Are always ready to play."

"Then play that funky music white boy."

Joe smirks and kisses her passionately.

**

"Fuck!" Fiona breathes heavily as she throws herself on her back.

Joe lays beside her and places his hand on her bump.

"That was wild, Ms. Fiona."

"Yeah, I know. I'm the best ever and you're the luckiest bastard in the world. And don't you forget it."

Joe laughs. "Never! You're incredible!"

"Alright already."

Joe laughs and turns on his side.
"Look at you. You're just a mountain of baby."

"I am! She's a big girl."

"She is, or you are?" He chuckles.

"Hey watch it. It's all her."

"I'm just playing. Of course it is, Babydoll.
How's my tiny Babydoll?" He asks rubbing her bump.

"Hey that's my name!" Fiona frowns. "Don't call her that."

"Fifi." Joe chuckles.

"No I didn't name her Phoenix because I didn't want you to call her Fifi, and you will not call her babydoll."

"Oh my gosh, you are so dramatic."

Fiona sighs. "Maybe."

Joe laughs. "You're such a weirdo!"

***

One week later.

"Babe, I have a surprise for you!" Fiona smiles.

"You made me a steak!"

"Hah! Yeah right!"

"What is it?"

"I scheduled a 3D ultrasound since you keep bugging me about it."

"Oh my gosh, really?!"

"Yeah, are you happy?"

"Yes! Do we get to go today?"

"We do, we're leaving right now."

"Oh my gosh I get to see my girl!"

"You do!" Fiona giggles.

**

"Oh Joplin!  What are you doing?"

"I can't believe she's gonna be just like you, baby." Joe says.

"She's flippin' us off!"

"She's gonna be a handful." Joe nods.

"I wanna see her face!  Joplin, Move Your Hand!" Fiona grabs and shakes her belly.

"Fiona stop!" Joe chuckles.

"Ms. Goode, I'm going to grab you some water.  Usually that and moving over onto your side will help get the baby moving."

"Okay, thank you."

Once the woman leaves Fiona speaks to her belly. "You better move that little hand out of your face, Joplin Bleu."

"I cannot believe she gave me the finger.  Joppy, I'm the good guy.  I'm Daddy!" He smiles.

**

"Okay let's try this again— Oh my gosh. Joplin, you're picking your nose? Really?"

Joe laughs. "I love this kid so much! Look at her CHEEKS! I'm gonna bite them!"

"She does look really cute."

"Look she's moving!" Joe then starts baby talking to his daughter. "Got all the boogies out, Joppy?"

Fiona laughs and lays her head back.

"Look at her.  She looks just like you, Fifi."

"Yep!  She looks mad.  That's me!" Fiona smiles.

Just then the baby starts kicking her mother hard.

"Ooh ow!  That hurt, Joplin."

"Fiona look!" Joe laughs.

"Oh what an evil little witch she is already."