Thanksgiving.

Joe and Fiona traveled back to the states.  Fiona wanted to stay in Rome, but Joe convinced her to visit Cordelia.

"I cannot believe you made me come back and be a mother!"

"Well your aunt really seemed like she wanted to see you two."

"And?" Fiona gives him a look.

"Baby.."

"Joseph, you want a happy family."

"Is that bad?"

"Cordelia and I.. Well we've never gotten along, honey."

"Fiona, she's your daughter.  I'd hate for you to one day regret not spending at least the holidays with her.  One day she'll have her own family, and you're gonna want to meet them!"

"Joe, that mushy shit doesn't get to me."

Joe tilts his head and walks towards her.  He wraps his arms around her and places his hands over her stomach.

"You're a family man.. and I just want to be as far away from my family as I possibly can."

Joe laughs and kisses her cheek.

"I'm excited to meet your family."

"You shouldn't be."

"Let's just make the best of it."

Fiona sighs. "Fine!"

**

Joe and Fiona showed up to the Coven to get Cordelia.

"Hello, Spalding!" Fiona smiles.

Spalding of course smiles back, and moves aside to let them both in.

"Delia!  Come on, we're going to be late!"

Just then Myrtle walks in from the kitchen.

"Fiona!  What are you doing here?"

"It's Thanksgiving.  I'm here to pick up my daughter."

Just then Cordelia walks out.

"Fiona?"

"Hi, Delia!  Come on, we have to go."

"No!  I don't want to go.  I want to spend the day with my family!  My new family!"

"Little girl, get in that car before I drag you out by your hair!"

Cordelia looked up to Myrtle with tears in her eyes.

"Fiona, Cordelia is staying.  If she doesn't want to go, she will not go."

"Oh I'm sorry!  Who's vagina was she pushed out of?  Oh that's right!  Mine!  Delia, Let's Go!"  Ugh.. But first go change your clothes.  You look like a pilgrim."

**

Of course Fiona got her way.  When the three arrived at her aunts house, Cordelia was not cracking a smile, or uncrossing her arms.

"Delia, cut that out!  Look happy!"

Cordelia looks up to her mother with the most hateful look on her face.

"Hello, Fiona!"

"Hello, aunt Vera!"

"Hi, Cordelia!  Oh, why the long face?" Vera cups Cordelia's cheeks.

"My mother is a b-"

Fiona wraps her arm around her daughter, and covers her mouth.

"Beautiful woman!  Oh stop it, Delia!  You're much too sweet to mommy." Fiona giggles.

"Aw, how sweet!  And who is this?"

"Aunt Vera, this is my boyfriend, Joe." Fiona smiles.

"Hello, ma'am.  It's a pleasure to meet you." Joe smiles and shakes her hand.

"Oh the pleasure is all mine!  You all please come in!"

**

20 minuets later.

"You two seem to really be in love!" Fiona's cousin said.

"We are!" Fiona looked lovingly at Joe, while Cordelia looked on with disgust.

"Cordelia, are you happy for your mother?"

"No." She responds with zero emotion.

"Maybe because of the age difference."

Fiona turns to her right and glares at who she sees.

"Acantha."

"Oh don't be that way!  I'm your mommy!" The woman says with an evil smirk.

"Wow.  You have her evil bitch face." Joe says.

Fiona turns and gives him a mean look.

"That!  That right there!"

Fiona rolls her eyes and turns back to her mother.

"He looks like he could be your father, Fiona!"

"Don't you start, Bitch.  I'm happy, and I don't care what the hell you have to say about anything in my life."

".. I'm Joe.. by the way." Joe smiles and waves awkwardly.

Acantha rolls her eyes and turns away from Joe and Fiona.

"Well.. I can see that the love is strong in the Goode family!" Joe smiles.

Both Fiona and Cordelia give him the same look.

"Man!  You all have that look!"

"Shut up!" They say in unison.

"Hey!" Fiona snaps at her daughter.  "You don't speak to him that way, little girl!"

"It's okay, baby." Joe rubs her back softly.

"No it's not, daddy.  She has to show you respect." Fiona puckers her lips and leans in close to him.

"Daddy?  EW!  Fiona, you're vile!"

Fiona turns and gives her an evil smirk. "And you were an accident."