"Mom, let's go!  What are we waiting for?  Let's go tell Joe!"

"Cordelia, I am not taking you into a bar!"

"Mom.. Come On!"

"No!  I can't even go in there, I can't be around cigarette smoke."

"Literally all we're gonna do is go and tell him."

"Delia, he's playing right now.  What do you want me to do?  Climb on stage and stick the pregnancy test in his face?"

"No we can bring some little outfits and have them announce someone gave Joe a present!"

"I don't think that's a good idea."

"Fine, how do you wanna tell him?"

"I was just gonna wait for him to wake me up and tell him I was pregnant."

"Oh that is so not special!  Joe deserves better, mom.  The baby deserves better!"

"Fine then let's go find some little outfits and head to the bar!" Fiona sighs.

"Yes!  Can I have a drink?"

"NO!  Are you crazy?"

"I had to ask." Cordelia shrugs.

**

"I can't believe we're gonna have a tiny little person that's actually going to fit into one of these!"

"I know.. Oh gosh, are you gonna cry?"

"No!  I'm not gonna cry.. I just can't believe it.  We're having a baby!"

"We are!" Cordelia smiles.

**

"If I walk like this do I look older?"

"No you just look like you shit yourself.  Stop doing that!  We can just walk in.  None of these people will remember anything tomorrow anyway."

"Oh."

Fiona and Cordelia walk into the bar.  Fiona smiles as soon as she sees Joe.

"Do it now!" Cordelia shouts.

"Shhh!  Quiet!  Let's go find a seat first!"

After finally finding somewhere to sit, Fiona looks at the band and lifts her hand.

"Okay ladies and gentlemen, we have a beautiful lady here that has brought something for our boy Joe here."

"Me?  A beautiful lady?  I'm taken.." Joe looks around nervously.

"He is so cute!" Fiona laughs. "He knows not to cheat on me.  I'd make sure he stayed dead this time."

Cordelia laughs.

They then watch Joe open the gift.
"Um.. this is.. nice?" He holds up the tiny outfits.

Suddenly the lights turn on and Fiona smiles at Joe.

"Hey!  What are you doing here?  I don't know this woman Fifi, I swear!"

Fiona laughs. "I know.  Honey, the gift is from me."

"Oh.. why did you buy me this?"

"Because.." Fiona tears up as she stands and walks over to him. "A year ago you and I decided to start trying for a baby.. we we're beginning to think it wouldn't happen for us, but.."

"No way.."

Fiona smiles. "I'm pregnant, Joe."

Cordelia runs and jumps on Joe. "DID YOU HEAR THAT?!"

Fiona laughs and wipes her cheeks.

"SHE SAID SHE'S PREGNANT!"

"We're gonna have a baby!  Holy shit!"

"Delia, get down!  I wanna hug him!" Fiona chuckles.

Cordelia stands and smiles as Fiona walks over and wraps her arms around Joe.  The two share a deep kiss.

"I knew it would happen for us, Fifi.  I knew we'd have a baby eventually!"

"I love you, Joe."

"I love you more than jazz, Babydoll." Joe smirks and gives her yet another passion kiss.

***
I hope this wasn't too horrible.  This chapter didn't come out as good as I had hoped, but my mind is everywhere right now.  My uncle tested positive for COVID, my job is in denial about everything going on, my mental health is so not okay right now, and it seems like I don't matter.  I have done so much for my job, and it's like my feelings just don't matter to anyone!

Anyway!  Back to this story!  Please let me know what you guys think.  I have the gender picked already, and yes it's only one baby! Lol♥️

Stay safe and don't be an asshole.  If you go out think of those who aren't strong enough to survive this virus.  Wear a damn mask!