December 16th.
  11 weeks pregnant.

"Babe, how can you throw up so much?  You don't even have anything in your stomach!"

"Fuck you." Fiona says as she slowly walks out of the bathroom.

"Do you need anything?"

"Yeah, I need to time travel back to the day you got me pregnant, and fucking kill you."

"Fifi, don't say that!  Once you see this little baby you'll want ten more!"

"Right!" Fiona scoffs.

"Heh.. I have a question."

"Okay."

"You drank and smoked a lot before finding out you were pregnant.. how will we know if it effected the baby?"

"It's fine, Joe.  Don't worry about it."

"Is there some kind of test we can do?"

"I have to go for blood work before Christmas, that will tell us if somethings wrong."

"Oh okay!  If there is something wrong.. you can fix it, right?"

"I don't know, but leave me alone and go make me some eggs!"

"Oh!  Alright, I'll call you when they're ready." Joe chuckles.

"Just bring them up to me."

"Or I can do that!"

"Thank you."

"You're welcome, my sunshine." He smiles.


***

A few days later Fiona went in for blood work.  Since it was so close to Christmas they would not get the results back right away.

Christmas Eve.

"Mom, my dad wants to know if he can see me tomorrow."

"No he cannot see you tomorrow, Cordelia!  Tomorrow is Christmas and Joe has crap planned!"

"Ugh!  This is so unfair!  Can I at least see auntie Myrtle?"

"Nope."

"I hate you!"

"Fine.  Now go get dressed, we leave for your aunt's soon."

"I'm not going!"

"If I have to, you have to!"

"Why?  Why do we have to go?"

"We just do.  Please don't question it."

"It'll be fun, Cordelia!  We can tell everyone about the baby!" Joe smiles.

"Why?!"

"I'm not telling anyone about this child." Fiona says.

"Why, Fi?"

"It's none of their business."

"Fiona, you have been walking all over me these last couple of weeks.  Now I say we're telling them, and that's that!  Deal with it!" Joe raises his voice.

"Two things." Fiona looks him dead in the eyes.

"What?"

"One; Don't boss me around, okay?  Two....
  Meet me in the bedroom." Fiona smirks.

Joe laughs. "You are a fucking little Psycho!"

"Yeah, yeah, come on big boy.  Delia, go get dressed!"

"I might vomit instead!"

**

Later that evening.

"Now, Fiona."Joe gives Fiona a soft smile.

"Fine!" Fiona sighs. "Everyone.. I have something to say."

"Who did you kill this time, Fiona?" Her mother asks.

"Oh shut up you old prune!  I'm pregnant!"

"What?!  With his child?"

"Yes."

"I knew you looked fat."

"Thanks, mom."

"Will you be taking care of this child?  Or will you drop it off at the academy?"

"Cordelia is no longer living there, mother."

"Where is she living?"

"With her mommy of course!" Fiona gives her a smile with evil in her eyes.

"Oh wow, I'm shocked!  The wicked witch did something nice for once."

Fiona rolls her eyes when she suddenly feels a tiny little flutter in her stomach.

"Woah!" Fiona flinches and quickly touches her bump.

"Are you okay, Babydoll?"

"Yeah.. I think the baby moved." She smiles.

"No way!  Really?!" Joe smiles with so much excitement in his eyes.

Cordelia rolls her eyes.
"Oh please!  It's just gas bubbles!"

"I don't get gas, Delia!" Fiona makes a face, then pouts to Joe. "I'm too pretty to get gas."

"Aw of course you are, Fifi.." Joe kisses Fiona's nose.

Fiona smiles and crinkles her button nose.

"This is disgusting!  And yes you do get gas, Fiona!"

"Shut up or you're grounded." Fiona glares at her daughter.

**

That night.

"Wow, now this little thing won't stop moving." Fiona chuckles with her hand on her bump.

"I can't wait til I get to feel it!"

Fiona turns to Joe and smiles.

"What do you think it is?  Are you carrying differently this time around?  Are you feeling differently?  Eating differently?"

"Well it's still early.  I'm only twelve weeks.. but yeah, so far everything is very different." Fiona smiles softly.

"You think it's a boy?"

"Heh!  I don't know, maybe.." Fiona shrugs.

"That would be so fun!  A little Joe running around!  I bet you he'll be cute!"

"If he looks like me." Fiona laughs.

"You are a nut!" Joe laughs and kisses her lips.

***


Christmas morning.

Joe woke up and smiled when he saw Fiona sitting on the foot of the bed.

"Good morning.  Merry Christmas, baby!"

"Merry Christmas." Fiona says letting out a deep breath.

"Are you okay?"

Fiona breathes in and nods her head.
"My stomach just hurts.  I'm okay." She turns to give him a soft but beautiful smile.

"You are so damn gorgeous."

"Yes, I know."

Joe laughs and kisses her neck.

**

Today the three were taking it easy at home.  After opening presents Fiona was still feeling unwell, so she laid out on the couch and rest her feet in Joe's lap.

"You still feel yucky, honey?" Joe asks.

"Yeah.. I'll be back, I have to use the restroom."

"Okay.." Joe smiles softly and pats her leg.

As Fiona walks past Joe, he grabs her waist and kisses her belly.

"Muah!  Be nice to mommy's tummy, little buddy!"

Fiona chuckles softly, then walks to the restroom.

*2 Minutes Later*

"Joe."

"Yeah, baby?"

"I think something's wrong." Fiona says with tears in her eyes.

"What?" Joe quickly sits up.

"I'm bleeding.  A lot!  I think.. I think I lost the baby."

"No, I-I'm sure everything's okay, honey!  I'll take you to the emergency room just to be safe, alright?  Don't worry, everything's okay." Joe smiles and kisses her cheek.

"It's because of me.  It-it's because I smoked, and I drank and.. and didn't want them.  I almost ended their little life.." Fiona said with tears rolling down.

"No, no, no!  Honey, honey, look at me!" Joe looks into Fiona's eyes, and tries his best to give her a comforting smile.

"Look at me!  You're okay, and the baby is okay!  Cordelia!" He shouts.

"What?!"

"Come down here, please!"

Cordelia walks down and of course has an attitude. "What do you want?"

"I just wanted to let you know that I'm taking your mother to the hospital.  We'll be back."

"The hospital?  Why?"

"Everything's fine, we just need to go and check on the baby.  You can stay here, okay?"

"No, I'm going!"

"That's fine, can we please just go Now?" Fiona shouts.

"Yes Babydoll, we're going." Joe quickly grabs his phone to get an uber.  Joe has yet to learn how to drive, and he didn't want Fiona driving in the panic she was currently in.

Cordelia just stood there and watched.

"Delia, come on if you're going to go!" Fiona says through gritted teeth.

"Sorry!  I'm coming!"

***
I know I've had Joe drive already in this story, but I'm gonna go back and change it lol!
Hope you guys are enjoying this story.  Fiona is one of my favorite characters, so I'm having a lot of fun with it!  Please let me know what you'd like to see/what characters you'd like to see in the future. :)