Ah. A beautiful Friday Morning.

Kata, our hero, a Saiyan no less, grumbled. He was waking up from a blast of a party, someone having been promoted no doubt. He sighed and slowly sat up, rubbing his face before checking his scouter.

APP (Trunks): Where the hell are you at!? Supreme Kai of Time wanted ya hours ago!

Ah. Yes, Trunks. If our lovely readers dont know, he's the "Senior Patroller" of the job, as Kai would explain. Kata had been foced to do some very... very dirty stuff, just for the sake of Trunks. The small Dragon Ball figurines on the bookshelf was no joke. It was his punishment, for times when he apparently slacked off. Kata hated the boy, but ah well, such is life.

Kata threw on his Capsule Corp shirt, a plaid button up over it, some jeans and some sneakers before grabbing his hand held scouter. The ones mounted on the ear were too annoying to bother with, so he had the Capsule Corp. MK 2.5 Handheld Scouter, or what he calls, a phone. He sighed and flew out of the window of the attic, scaring Roshi and Turtle on the beach below.

Roshi: That blasted hooligan! Always flying out of our attic like some darn superhero!

After the years of training Goku, Krillin, and Yamcha, he wanted a peaceful life. Shortly after, though, Kata moved in.

Kata flew above the Aija District, the Dragon Ball Pedestal, and of course, landed at the Time Nest.

The Supreme Kai Of Time, the Watcher Of The Main Timeline. After Toki-Toki, the city his father watched over, was attacked by a Demon Lord, she moved her Time Nest over to Conton. She didn't want to experience the trauma that a Demon would bring all over again. She swore to protect this town, even if she was the last.

SKOT: Ah, Kata! How was the nap?

Kata: Meh. Whatcha need me to do today, Kai? Another watchover?

SKOT: Nope! Today, I want you over at the Highschool District! A Time Rift happened to open up there. We got some patrollers keeping the citizens away from touching it, so you have a clear area to look it over.

Kata: Ain't that what Trunks is supposed to do, since, ya know, hes the "Senior Patroller", and all that?

SKOT: I understand what you mean, Kata, but I have him on another mission right now. Please, do this for me, and I'll co-

Kata: NOPE, I'LL DO IT FOR FREE, IM GOOD!

Kata would run out of the Nest, making the Kai utterly confused on why no one wanted her cooked food, per usual.

At the School district, pedestrians were watching what the Patrollers were doing, taping off a square around the Rift, running tests and whatnot on it while keeping the people away. Kata would land a bit away from it, looking it over. The Time Rift was... blue? Weird, he only came across purple ones, a clear sign of Time Distortion. This one was different... really different. Before he could proceed, a Female Majin in a lab coat came up.

Majin Kandi, Senior Scientist on Time Distortions. Her and Bulma Briefs, Director of Capsule Corporation and Wife of Vegeta, were buddies, so Kata had to deal with that.

Kandi: Patroller Kata. Nice to see you, up so bright and early no less.

Kata: Spare me the pleasantries, Kandi. Tell me what weird crap we're dealing with here.

Kandi: Ah yes. From what I can tell, this is NO ordinary Time Rift. This one crosses Universes.

Kata: So, universes like Super and GT?

Kandi: Completely different. This one goes to another world! No Goku, Vegeta, or us!

Kata was confused. No Goku? No Vegeta? This was making his head hurt. Before he could continue his train of thought, he felt Kandi's hands on his chest, and before he could counter, was shoved into the rift.

Kandi: Tell us what you see on the other side!

He would hear before blacking out.

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Sorry for the long ass wait on the first chapter, I was trying to think of ways to make this story actually interesting to ya. Hope ya like it!