The Time Travelers shared a nervous glance. All looked to be fearing their lives.

"If Dad knows, Mum knows," James said as he paled drastically. "I hope Mum is on some mission . . ."

"Your mum can't be thay scary," past Nova rolled her eyes.

James's box thing stopped ringing. Everyone was silent before it rang again.

"Shit. Shit. Shit." Jade hissed. "Dad called twice. He never calls twice!"

"Answer the phone," Marco hissed. "We are only making it worse for ourselves."

The Group of The Past were intrigued. They watched curiously as a man with dark raven hair, glasses, and vibrant emerald green eyes appeared.

"Look!" George pointed. "It's Harry!"

Every knew it was Harry, but stayed silent. For some odd reason, it didn't register in their mind that Jade, Nova's daughter, referred to Harry as her father.

"James," Harry said strictly. "Care to explain why you aren't in your dorms. Or, perhaps, why I can see Sirius and Remus behind you."

It was not a question. It was a demand.

"Watching Mum's memories," Ruby lied swiftly. "They're paused."

"Oh right . . ." Harry pursed his lips. "What memory are you watching?"

"Sis #,sowjwlw eidbiwowe *×8÷*jsjsisen2keek" James stammered.

"As a speaker of Potternese," Harry pinched his nose. "That made absolutely no fucking sense."

"Dad! Mum!" Teddy called as he walked through the door. "Have you seen my-" he stopped. "-holy fucking hell!"

"Hi, Teddy!" Lily waved happily.

"I need some chocolate to get through this day," Teddy rubbed his temple as he left. "Merlin, bless my soul."

"They're all dramatic!" Lily exclaimed. "And for what?"

"Humor," Sirius and Regulus responded seriously.

"Bye, Teddy!" All the Time Travelers called as he walked away, out of camera view.

Tonks watched with wide eyes as the blue-haired metamorphagus. She assumed that was her son, seeing as his nickname was derived off of her father's, Ted.

But why was her son calling Nova and Harry 'mum' and 'dad'.

"Well . . . " Elyse shrugged. "That’s normal."

"Oi! Back on track." Harry stated strongly.

All the Time Travelers paled again.

"Now I have my theories," Harry began. As weird as it was, he made sure to speak to the camera, knowing it would scare the children more. "Would you like to hear my theories?"

"No-"

"Don't care." Harry said. "My first theory is that one of you casted an illusion spell. Most likely Jade. But that theory is unlikely because Grimmauld Place changed over the years and it looks exactly like it did in 1995. My second theory, you tome traveled."

Everyone could see Harry is fuming.

"What?" Freddie said as his voice went up several octaves. "No-"

"Cut the shit, Fredrick," Roxanne elbowed him.

"I'm guessing it Christmas in 1995. Molly and Arthur aren't there. Your at Grimmauld. Si- nevermind that statement. You know exactly what I was about to say." Harry crossed his arms. "And considering the fact Sirius doesn't have me at least seven feet away from his daughter, he doesn't know we are dating yet."

Past Harry and Nova both blushed a deep scarlet as Remus and Sirius looked over at the two.

"HELL YEAH!" Remus cheered. "That’s fifty galleons for me, Padfoot."

Sirius groaned and passed him the coins.

"Anyways," older Harry shook his head as he laughed quietly. "You best hope your mum didn't have Kreacher keep an eye out for your return-"

"James. Sirius. Potter." Nova Potter growled lowly.

"Hi, Mum," James said with a rather high pitched voice. "Nice hair-"

"Cut the shit, James," she growled. "You should know by now I know everything. You should know I know things before you tell me."

Jade opened her mouth to speak, but Nova spoke over her.

"Which is exactly why I know you guys messed up with the Time Turner," she stated. "Again. After I found a way for you to return."

"James did it!" Everyone called, pointing at the boy in statement.

"What was Plan A?" Nova folded her arms over he chest. Her 'rest bitch mum face' took over her features.

"Don't fuck up," the group muttered in unison.

"What was Plan B?"

"Don't fuck up Plan A."

"What did you do?"

"We fucked up Plan A."

"You fucked up Plan A," Nova nodded.

"It's not like you haven't time traveled!" Ruby stated.

"Considering you took a Time Turner for a joy ride and I took it to save padre numero dos from getting the smooch of his life by a dementor," Nova sassed. "I'd say we are on different levels."

"Speaking of," Harry spoke up from where he had been standing off to the side. "Where is the time turner?"

Rose lifted her hand, displaying a completely damaged time turner. It was worse than the last time.

"I think I messed up in fixing it. . . " Rose hung her head.

"It's not fair when she does that," Nova whispered to her husband so the others couldn't hear. "She looks like a kicked Hermione. It should be illegal."

Harry nodded.

It was their thing. Nova or Harry would whisper something to the other and nod. It was a scare tactic for the children. Half of the time they were discussing what they want for dinner or something of the sorts.

And it scared the absolute out of the kids.

"They're plotting," Marco shuddered. "We should run and save ourselves the pain."

"Stop being a drama queen," Jade rolled her eyes.

"You are the most dramatic person to ever exist, Jazz," Marco rolled his eyes. "Sorta hypocritical for you to say that."

Jade flipped him off.

"Did you at least obliviate the Marauders?" Nova pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Ye-"

"Da," Nova called. "Do you have an recollection of my children, God children, nieces, nephews, and their friends on Uncle Prongs's birthday in 1978?"

"No?" Sirius responded, sounding confused. He tried to meet the eyes of his daughter in the future, but she made it her mission not to look him in the eyes.

"Good," Harry nodded.

"I'll send a Patronus to the others and start looking for an alternative for them to get home," Nova stated before walking up.

Future Harry watched her walk away before turning back to his kids. He knew it was hard to look in the room to see all the people you lost.

He knew it was hard for her to see her fathers.

He knew it was hard for his wife to see Moody.

He knew it was hard for her to see Tonks.

"Right . . ." Harry trailed off.

Sirius raised his brow.

"Don't mess anything else up," Harry pleaded. "Don't leave Grimmauld. For once in your lives, please listen. Voldemort is at large. He'd do anything to have my children in his custody. Hell, he'd die to have Nova's children."

Future Harry opened his mouth to speak when there was shouting on the other end.
 
"WHICH OF YOU LITTLE FUCKERS ATE MY CHOCOLATE?"

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, seemingly to forget their daughter's future husband was three feet away, snorted as they were unable to hold in their laughter. Many around the table also laughed. 

"THERE'S SOME IN YOUR OFFICE, MUM!" Teddy shouted.

"NEVERMIND! I FOUND IT!" Nova yelled. "NO NEED FOR HOMICIDE NOW!"

Past Nova completely lost it and started laughing her ass off. 

Future Harry opened his mouth to speak once more but was shoved to the side by Theo.

"Move it, Wonder Boy," Theo said as he entered the view. "Marco, I'm so fucking proud-"

"Theodore!" Blaise hissed as he sent his husband a challenging look. "No!"

"What? It's not like anyone in this house has time traveled," Theo rolled his eyes. "I don't even think Nova has-"

"I have," future Nova appeared in a burst of flames causing Theo to jump. "Had to save padre numero dos from getting the smooch of his life by a dementor."

"Will you stop doing that?" He hissed angrily. "I swear you learn how to erupted into flames and travel and now that's all you do!"

"Your point?" Future Nova raised her brow. "You learn Blaise is gay and is in love with you and all you do-"

"Children are present," Blaise interrupted as he fought his blush.
Behind him, Harry was laughing quietly to himself.

The Heaven Crew was losing their shit.

"Right," Nova nodded as she turned to the phone which held the FaceTime call. "You didn't hear anything."

"Got it!" Jade nodded with a smile.

Nova's phone rang. She pulled it out of her back pocket and groaned before answering the call.

"What the fuck do you want, Howard?"

There was an inaudible voice but as they spoke, Nova visibly grew more irritated.

"Listen, Howard," she fumed. "I don't care. The orange tangerine is a big boy and can solve his own damn problems."
There was more inaudible talking.
"Put him on the phone!" She hissed. "I'd love to talk to him!"

Everyone watched as Nova paced angrily. The people of the past were interested in who she yelling at. Young Nova was proud of who she had become.

Adult Nova stopped pacing and tilted her head slightly with an annoyed expression.

"The top is about to blow!" James Sirius, his name sakes, and his Uncle Reg all exclaimed in unison.

"Go, Mum! Tell that bitch!" Jade celebrated.

"Yes, Aunt Nova!"

"Listen here you sexists rapist mother fucking pig," she seethed. "You need to learn to adult. You talk down to woman but anytime something goes wrong, you run to us! When you are evicted or whatever the hell terms the American Ministry calls removing their Minister, I will gladly watch you fall!"

The Time Travelers, Heaven Crew, and Theo continued to cheer her on.

"Don't interrupt me." She growled. "You requested me! You wanted my help! I have a department to run! I have children to raise to make sure that turn out to be dickfucks like you! I have responsibilities! Unlike you I don't have little bitches to do my dirty work! I do it myself! I didn't sit around waiting for someone to save me! I didn't sit around on my arse waiting for someone else to do my work!"

Flames of fury danced in her honey eyes.

"You are about as talent as Voldemort! The monster that lost to a damn baby!" She continued to seeth. "I hope you rot in hell."

She hung up before throwing her phone on the couch. She removed her leather jacket and angrily tossed it to the chair.

"I'm going for a run," she stated before changing into her animagus and walking out the door.

"Have fun!" Harry called after her.

"Kill some chickens!" Theo advised.

"Don't kill chickens!" Blaise countered. "It's a bug mess to clean up!"

"You're a damn lioness!" Oliver exclaimed as he turned to past Nova.

"What about it?" She asked.

"Alright," Harry turned back to the phone. "We're working on what to do. Nova should be back in an hour. That's enough time for the others to know. Remus, where are you?"

"Here!" he called stepping forward.

"Alright, I hate to ask but-"

"I'll take care of them," he said seriously.

"Brilliant!" Harry grinned. "Roxanne is allergic to peanut butter. No witch hazel. Not even to heal. Just don't have it. If my kids start randomly hissing, don't worry. Kids, keep your phones charged with that spell Nova taught you. Ruby, keep an eye on Lily and Hugo please. James, Jade, try not explode Grimmauld Place. Marco randomly switches to Spanish when he's angry, don't panic. It's normal. If you need advise during Order meetings, Jade can help if she wants to. She's Nova reincarnated and most likely already has a plan to sit it to begin with. Lily will need a jar."

"Why-?" Remus began.

"It's the Swear Jar!" Lily grinned. "Everytime someone swears, they give me a sickle."

"I expect you'll have enough to buy the dog you want by the end," Harry remarked.

Jade started mumbling incoherently.

"Bye, kids!"

"Bye, dad!" The Potters waved.

"Bye, Uncle Harry!" Everyone else responded.

"So . . ." Nova began as she rested her elbows on the table, leaning forward.

"Who dies?" She and Mad-Eye said in unison. "And who are you?"