"Mira! Give me another pint of beer!"

"Lissana! Over here! Give us two pints!"

"Hay! Coming right up!"

"Hay hay!"

The Strauss sisters are delivering the beer to their fellow guildmates. Ever since the 'incident', they've rarely taken quests, so they serve drinks at the guild.

"Hey, Mira~!" It came from Wakaba. Everyone in this guild knows that this guy is persistent when it comes to Mira. Even when she's already taken. Anyone with common sense should know that never flirt with Mira.

"Wakaba..."  Lissana glared at the man. It infuriates her that he kept on doing this.

"Now now, Wakaba..." Mira still kept her smile and change her face into a different lady. And an ugly one at that. "You're married, remember?"

"GAH!! DON'T DO THAT!!" The Smoker mage screamed in terror as the mates laugh.

"Besides, I don't think Y/n will be very mad when he you do that to me." The white-haired mage winked.

"Mad about what?" Wakaba paled as he heard the voice. He turn around and saw the blonde boy standing behind him confused.

"WE'RE HOME!" Natsumi yelled.

"Y/n! Natsumi! Happy! You're back!" Lissana exclaimed happily.

"Yoo, Natsumi! I heard you wrecked something agai-" The random guildmate didn't get to finish his sentence until he got punched in the face by a raging Salamander.

"You bastard! Because of your damn rumor that we got in trouble!"

"You thought it was real," Y/n said as he rubbed his neck in frustration. "Ouch. That crash really hurt my neck."

"Oops..." Lucy didn't tell him that it was technically her fault that happened. She'll apologize to him later. Then she awwed at the place. She's finally here. Fairy Tail. Her dream has come true.

"Oi! Natsumi! You finally came back huh?" The black-haired woman said.

"This is Grace Fulbuster. She's an ice mage of Fairy Tail. She has a habit of taking off her clothes."

"Thank goodness for that. My hands are itching for your face!" Grace cracked her knuckles, approaching Natsumi.

"Says you, pervert! Where are your clothes?!" The Dragon Slayer mage points at her, and surprise surprise, clothes have gone poof, leaving only her bra and pants.

"Goddamnit! Every time!"

"W-Why did she suddenly takes off her clothes?!" Lucy did not believe she is seeing this.

"You'll get used to it." The Lightning Dragon mage said in a monotone while sporting a pink flush on his cheeks.

"Wearing no clothes is not manly at all." Lucy looked behind her and saw a huge man with tanned skin, white hair, and a huge scar on his face.

"This is Elfman. He's very energetic when it comes to something manly. He solves his problems with his fists."

'Jesus! He's huge and terrifying!'

"Real men resolve in fists! Come and face me like a man!"

"He's a total meathead!" Lucy falls flat on her back.

"Shut up!! And we're both ladies!!" Both rivals punched the man in the face, sending him into the air.

"And he's already lost!!" He flew into another table of a long brunette who is showing so much skin and is sitting holding a giant keg of alcohol.

"Pah! This is why most men suck. Always rely on their fists rather than their brains."

"This woman is Cana Alberona. She's Fairy Tail's card mage and likes to drink a lot of alcohol."

"That's why I like Y/n only." Then she starts to downs herself with a buttload, shocking Lucy.

"Holy cow! She's gouging it down like water!"

"Hmph. What nuisance. Can't have fun with my beautiful ladies without a ruckus." Then next to her was a ginger wearing shades indoors, wearing a stylish outfit, his arms wrapping around the ladies.

"This is Loki. He's the playboy of Sorcerer's Weekly. But fell in second behind Y/n of top 10's Boyfriend material category."

'Oh, it's Loki! I heard about him! He's in second for the best boyfriend material!' Then a bottle came out of nowhere and lightly hit him in the head, causing him to fall dramatically.

"Kya!!"

"Loki! Don't die on us!!"

Lucy sweatdropped at this somewhat pathetic scenery.

'Now I see why he's in second.'

"Ara~. They're at it again."

"Geez. Gramps is going to give them a scolding." Lucy is getting tired of her neck kept turning and turning, seeing two beautiful silverettes. One is long and has her micro bangs tied, and the other has short hair.

"Oh my god! It's Mirajane and Lissana Strauss! In of real flesh!"

"Mirajane and Lissana took on model careers as their primary jobs. A lot of fans are devastated that both ladies are taken by a mysterious boy who they will call the lucky bastard."

"You must be new here in Fairy Tail. Here we treat each other like family." The background is a cartoonish cloud with multiple objects flung in the air and limbs and heads are popping in and out while Y/n is trying to sort this fight out by apprehending some of the members.

"Isn't this-" both sisters dodged an Elfman missile and a bottle "-fun?"

"I wouldn't call this fun at all!"

"Natsumi, you bastard!" Grace covered her chest. In front of her was Natsumi grinning like a madwoman, waving a black bra around her head, causing some to stop and ogle, but stopped immediately when met with both eyes glaring at them both coldly and electrifying.

The ice queen stopped and looked at Lucy, walked up to her, and said to Lucy in the most nonchalant way possible.

"Excuse me. May I borrow your bra?"

"Absolutely fucking not!!" Lucy decked Grace in the jaw (all while covering her chest) sending her crashing into Elfman right as he was about to have a nasty fit.

Y/n too got dragged into a dusty cloud as well when trying but failing to stop the fight.

"Hey! Stop it! All of you! Ow! That hurt!"

Suddenly, both sisters' ears twitched when they heard the word "hurt".

"We're coming, Y/n!" The sisters jumped into the cloud to join the fight.

"You two are joining in too?!" Lucy couldn't believe what she was seeing right now!

"Hands off!"

"Ow! My face!"

"Guys! Please stop fighting!"

"Y/n-kun! Are you okay?!"

The battle became tense as each mage began to use its magic.

"Can't even drink in peace..." Cana pulls out a Blue Eyes- I mean a tarot card.

"Ice Make:-!" Grace uses her ice magic.

"I'm very angry right now!!" Elfman's arm turns into a monster arm.

"How annoying..." Loki uses his light magic.

"You boys really need to behave." Mirajane's aura turned dark.

"Yeah!" Lissana turns into a cheetah.

"I tried to warn you..." Lightning roams around Y/n's body. His eyes pierced like a katana.

"Bring it on!" Natsumi fires her, well, fire.

"THEY'RE GOING TO TRASH THE GUILD!!"

"Aye, sir!"

"WHAT IS ALL THE RUCKUS!!?!" A voice boomed inside the guild as everyone stopped abruptly.

Lucy turned to the source of the voice and instantly regretted it as a large shadow as tall as the ceiling healing down at them.

"Haha! I'm the winner!" The fire dragon slayer mage laughs as she ignored why everyone stopped. Then she got stomped by the giant.

"Ahh!! Huge scary monster!!"

"Oh hello, Master! We brought a newbie here." Mirajane said.

"Master?!?"

"Is that so?" The giant glared down. Lucy's legs trembled. She's too young to die! She hasn't confessed to Y/n yet!

The giant slowly shrinks down and is revealed to be an old man wearing a jester outfit.

"Pleased to meet you!"

"He's so tiny! But wait, you said Master, that means..."

"Yup! He's the Fairy tail Guild Master, Makarov."

Master Makarov then jumps onto the second floor, then got the back of his head hit by the handrail. Luckily, he recovered.

"You brats are at it again!" The old man then pulls out stacks of papers. "Look at all of this paperwork the council sent to me, and they're all complaints!"

"Grace! Good job sweeping the smuggling organization, but you walked around in town in undergarments afterward, and ran away after stealing someone's laundry!"

"Could be worse. I would be butt naked."

Y/n coughed. It happened to him once. Maybe twice.

The first was saving the town from bandits, when they finished, he saw her naked ass. Then he got a nosebleed and passed out.

The second was in his bedroom.

"Elfman! You were supposed to escort the VIP, but you attacked him."

"He said all men need is education..."

"Well, he was an asshole."

"Cana! You drank fifteen barrels of alcohol, then told them to charge it to the council!"

"Shit. They found out..."

"I eventually had to pay all of that."

"Aww, thanks Y/n."

"You still owe me money, Cana."

"Loki...Flirting with council member Reiji's granddaughter, a certain talent agency charged us with damages too."

"Uhm..."

"Not to mention, she's interested in me."

"Mirajane and Lissana! Damaging the property of the village buildings because the girls in there are hitting on Y/n."

"They are making him uncomfortable." The elder sister pouted.

"Those meanies deserved it."

"...How are you so innocent yet so kinky in bed?" He had to whisper.

"Y/n. Causing damages to Oregon Port, destroying the properties, and getting the mob chasing you. Surprisingly, most of them are girls."

"...They wanted more than just an autograph." He trembled in fear.

Mira hugged him fondly.

"Shh. Shh. It's okay. They're not here."

"And Natsumi." The Master sighed. "You destroyed the Devon Thief Troupe, but also destroyed seven houses. Then you leveled a clock in Tully, burned down a church in Freesia, destroyed the wing of Lupinus Castle, collapsed the ravine observatory in Nazuna, and then destroyed half of Haregon's Port."

Now Lucy knows who's the most destructive one.

"All of you are making the council angry at me!" Everyone looked down or away. "But the council can go screw themselves!" He lights it on fire, then tosses it aside, where Natsumi leaps out and catches it with her mouth.

The master then tells a great speech about how magic is born for a good reason and don't be afraid of how this council deals with them.

"That's the way of Fairy Tail!"

And they all raise their hands, index fingers and thumb pointing forward, fist turned in.

"Yeah!!"

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"There you go!" Mira stamps Lucy's right hand, revealing a light pink mark of the guild.

"With this, you're officially a member of Fairy Tail now."

Lucy cheered, showing off to her friends who were standing in front of the request board.

"Y/n! Natsumi! Look, look! I got the mark!"

"That's great, Lucy."

"Good for you, Luigi." He lightly smacked his girlfriend's head.

"It's Lucy."

"Ow. Oh hey! Subduing a group of thieves! 160,000 J! This will do!"

"Gramps. Is my father coming back?" The trio turned their heads to the young boy talking to Master.

"You're getting annoying right now, Romeo. You're the son of a proud wizard, then believe in him and wait patiently at home."

"But he said he'll be back in three days! It's been a week!"

"His job was at Mount Hakobe, if I recall..."

"This is not fair! Please go and look for him!"

"Romeo! Your father is a wizard!" Malaria raised his voice. "There ain't a wizard in this guild who can't save his ass! Go home and drink some milk and wait!"

Romeo balls his fist, leaps up, and punches the old man in the face.

"You jerk!" He then runs away crying.

Master falls back, bringing his mug with him and shattering it somewhere by accident.

"Yikes."

"He might say that, but the master is also worried for him too," Mira tells the Celestial Spirit mage.

Then all of a sudden, Natsumi broke the request board.

"Oy, Natsumi! Don't break the board!" Nab chastises the girl, pointing at the broken object. Natsumi said nothing as she walks away.

"Says the guy who always standing on it every single day."

"There are no good ones!"

"Just accept that you're weak as hell," Mira said bluntly, still smiling.

"Natsumi is going to save Macao, you know that right?" Y/n said to his grandfather.

"What's with her all of a sudden?" Lucy said surprised.

"Natsumi is like Romeo, in a way. She saw herself in him."

"Everyone in this guild carries something within them...A scar, a wound, or a suffering..."

"The same goes for me as well."

Lucy's eyes widen.

"Because of my brass actions, I almost cost two people I cherished the most their life." Mirajane tears up.

"Because of that, I rarely used my magic and focus on something that doesn't involve hurting people, like modeling." Her body began to tremble, hugging herself.

"Mira. Mira." Y/n hugged the take-over mage along with her sister. "It's okay. We're still here."

"Yeah, Nee-chan. Don't blame yourself."

Y/n got an idea.

"Hey, Lucy. How about you follow Natsumi and help her retrieve Macao back? It'll be your first mission."

"Y-You sure?"

"Of course. All you need to do is look out for Natsumi in case she makes another destruction."

Lucy is reluctant but agreed to do so. She quickly left to follow the salmon-haired girl.

"Y/n-san..." He shushes his beautiful girlfriend.

"Relax Mira. Let me help you." His hand grabbed her chin and proceed to kiss her.

"Mmm~" Mirajane slowly melted from the kiss as they hugged each other closer. Their tongues dance around as they exchange saliva with each other.

"Hehe~. Looks like Nee-chan is about to have a "Special Service" from Y/n later~."

As they're still making out, the rest of the guildmates continue to ignore the lovebirds. This isn't the first time they have done this. Wakaba is silently crying to himself as he lost his chance to ask Mira out.