Time: 2:30am
SFX*phone buzzing really loud*
The two girls groaned as Lucy's phone went off very loudly. Lucy sat up and rubbed her eyes. She grabbed her phone and slid the answer button to the video call.
"...Hello?"

The person calling wasn't even at the screen. Yukino peered over Lucy's shoulder and raised an eyebrow,"Who the hell calls a person's phone at the ass crack of dawn and doesn't even have the audacity to be at the fucking screen WHEN THE TIRED PERSON ANSWERS?! WHO THE HELL DOES THAT? Eh WHERE ARE YOU?!!"

Did I forget to mention that neither Yukino or Lucy are morning people. Lucy squinted her eyes and noticed something blurry in the background,"Hey You! Are you the calling us this early cause if you are I will-"
The principal, Makarov Dreyer stepped out of the background and raised and eyebrow,"Or you will what Ms. Heartfillia please finish your sentence!"

"Or I will give you a coupon for Dominoes pizza?"
Makarov believed it and nodded his head,"Yes you can give me one at school. Anyway. I'm sorry for calling you this early but I wanted to let you know that I emailed you two your class schedules. You have all of your classes together. But only some with your friends. And you will have to skip 10 minutes of first period to show around some new students. Any questions?"

"Well actually..."

"GOOD! And don't forget to bring me my coupon. I will eat pizza for lunch!"
Makarov hung up and Lucy sighed and opened her inbox. She clicked on her class schedule and scrolled through it.

7:15-8:25 Homeroom w. Ms. Hamada in R. 334
8:30-9:30 ELA honors w. Mr. Jae Gu in R. 412
9:35-10:35 P. E w. Ms. Moonyoung on the first floor
10:40-11:40Math honors w. Ms. DalDal in R. 212
11:45-12:45 Writing honors w. Ms. Evans
12:50-1:55 Lunch
2:00-3:30 Jobs or Pratice for GSG or Free Time
4:00-4:45 Science A w. Mr. Gildarts in R. 564
4:50-5:30 Art w. Ms. Mateo in R. 127
5:35- 6:30 History w. Ms. Mavis in R. 777
(Extra Curricular)  6:35-7:45 Combat w. Ms. Ingui in R. 271

Yukino looked at the schedule. "Wow Principal Makarov is making us stay that late? It looks like he didn't even put any effort. And he took out 2 of my favorite classes!"
Lucy yawned and closed her phone,"We have 5 hours until we have to wake up and go to school and I am not going to school with only 6 hours of sleep. Good Night!"
The girls snuggled under the covers and went back to sleep.

About an hour later someone else called Lucy's phone. Yukino groaned and glared daggers at her,"Don't you dare pick up that phone"
Lucy ignored the call. A few minutes later the same person called again. Lucy picked up her phone and slid the answer button to the video call.

"What!"
"Is that anyway to talk to your friends?"
"Mira?"
Mira's head popped up. She smiled at us then glared,"Get up. We're picking out what to wear together...."
Yukino pressed the end call button. Lucy sighed,"Y'know she's probably gonna strangle us".
Yukino shrugged her shoulders,"I'll take that chance. But now that people have been calling us let's just get ready for school!"
Lucy nodded. And both girls got dressed.

Lucy put on her usual first day attire. A loose fitting white shirt and some jeans. Along with some black Adidas. She wore her Fairy Tail varsity jacket and tied her hair up in a messy bun.

Yukino wore a black tank top and some jeans shorts. She wore white converse and a white jeans jacket. Yukino sighed as she shoved her three ringed binder into her bag,"I'm kinda wishing I hadn't hung up on Mirajane. Now who's our ride to school?"

"YOU NEED A RIDE TO SCHOOL?"
The girls walked outside to their balcony to be greeted by Wendy and Sheeria.
Sheeria bowed,"Ohayo Lucy senpai , Yukino senpai!"
Lucy smiled,"It's hard to find polite people these days. You would actually want to give us a ride to school?"
Wendy nodded her head rapidly,"Yes we will. You can even come over to our house for breakfast.

Yukino shook her head,"No we'd just be intruding. Besides we have to get to school early to show new students around!"
Wendy sulked,"Oh. Ok!"
Lucy shoved her pencil case in her bag and zipped it up and rested on the chair.
Yukino yawned,"Let's go eat! I'm craving some of Cana's munchkins right now!"

The girls ran downstairs. Lucy grabbed her skateboard and her headphones. Yukino grabbed her phone and her money. The girls walked across the street and into Cana's restaurant/bar.
Bacchus turned his slightly and chuckled,"Y'know you girls can't keep coming in when we're not open yet. It's like we're using favoritism on our customers. And even though you are our favorite customers you can't just walk in!"

Lucy stroked her chin,"Um so why is your door open?"
Yukino nodded,"What if we weren't Yukino and Lucy? We could've rapists or murders or muggers or Leo the Lion!"
Bacchus crushed the glass he was wiping,"That bastard keeps flirting with my woman. Isn't he dating the ram,Aries?"
Lucy sighed,"Yeah I don't know what she sees in him?"

Bacchus grabbed a tub of Ice Cream,"So the usual milkshakes and donuts?"
Yukino shook her head,"I want munchkins this time."
Bacchus sighed,"Sure!"
Lucy gave Bacchus a bro fist,"My man!"
Cana walked out of the back with the tray full with their food.

Lucy shoved a donut in her mouth,"Manks chu gways!"(thanks you guys)
Cana closed Lucy's mouth and grabbed Yukino's plate that she was licking stray frosting on.
"Why can't you girls be more like. Girls?"
Cana quickly covered her mouth,"Sorry I didn't mean it!"
The girls bangs covers their eyes as they stood up.

Yukino slammed her money on the counter,"Thanks for breakfast!"
"Girls wait!"
Lucy shoved open the doors and let the doors slam behind them.

At the Dragneel household.

Natsu wrapped his towel around his waist and sat on his bed. He clicked the home button on his iPhone and checked the time
"Huh it's 6:30. Luce should be ready by now!"
He quickly opened his closet and ransacked it looking for his waistcoat suit. He groaned in frustration,"MOM!"
Grandeeny ran into his room,"What is it dear?"
"Where's my waistcoat!?"
Grandeeny sighed,"Oh that old thing. You wore that mostly everyday of your life. So I threw it out!"

Natsu's eyes widened as his mother simply shrugged her shoulders and walked out of his bedroom. He grunted and grabbed a loose t-shirt and some green cargo pants. Natsu put on black Jordan's and grabbed his school bag.

Natsu ran down the stairs,"Good Morning Fam!"
He grabbed some waffles and opened the door. Sting ran after him and so did Wendy and Sheeria.
Grandeeny sighed,"Not even a goodbye!"
Igneel kissed his wife on the cheek,"I'm off to work honey!"
Grandeeny blushed,"Love you too".

As the siblings walked Natsu heard intense laughing. He sniffed the air,"Hey isn't that Lucy's scent!" Sting sniffed the air as well,"And Yukino's scent! Let's go!"
The siblings ran toward the skate park and saw Lucy and Yukino talking to some kids from Blue Pegasus Academy.

"Hey Lu, why don't you come join us Pegusai? Our school is meant for hot girls like you two!"
Natsu cracked his knuckles. No one messes with my Luce. He thought.
He nearly introduced his face to his fist when Lucy yawned,"Fuck off Hibiki!"

Hibiki wrapped his arms around the girls shoulders,"What can I do to make you mine babes".
Lucy kneed him in the stomach,"You can leave us alone".
"How about a bet?"
Lucy crossed her arms,"We're listening!"

Hibiki picked up a skateboard,"If you can beat me at a skateboard challenge I will leave alone you two for life.Or if I win you and Yukino can become my side chicks and transfer to Blue Pegasus. Deal?"
Lucy shrugged her shoulders,"We're early for school anyway. Why not?"

Sting slapped his hand on his forehead,"Why is Lucy a dumbass?"
Natsu punched Sting in the face," Shut up. I have faith in Luce she can beat him!"
Other skaters surrounded Lucy as she only bothered to put on hand gloves while Hibiki put on entire padded outfit.

Yukino stood on one of the tables,"Alright so they are only doing one move each. We have school stop groaning. Whoever earns the most claps and cheers wins!"
Lucy and Hibiki took their positions on the half pipe. Hibiki walked up,"I'll go first blondie!"
Lucy only scoffed as she was shoved behind.

Hibiki took his stance on the halfpipe. Yukino signaled for him to go. Hibiki skated down and when he caught air he did a simple ollie only to fall flat on his butt. Everyone burst out laughing as Hibiki failed to do one the simplest skateboarding tricks.

Lucy burst out laughing"Since it's obvious that I'm going to win. I'll try not to show off. Lemme do an easy trick to not show off!"
Lucy skated down the halfpipe and as she caught air she did an advanced move called the "Rock and Roll".
A lot of skaters cheered and whooped and hollered as Lucy finished.

As Lucy places her beats headphones on her ears she started to walk away with Yukino. Hibiki called out behind them,"Just cause I say something doesn't mean I'll keep my promise!"
When the girls were far enough away Natsu and Sting stepped from behind the tree.

Hibiki glanced towards his side and noticed Natsu,"Holy shit! It's the Etherious Natsu Dragneel! He was able to take down our school master in one blow!"
Natsu smirked,"Surprise Mother Fucker!"
Hibiki backed away slowly,"Why are the most powerful dragonslayers at this skate park?"

Sting cracked his knuckles,"Oh...only to whoop your ass for hitting on our girls!"
"Wait--"
Natsu already swung his fist at Hibiki went skidding down the halfpipe.
Wendy peered her head from behind the tree,"Let's go follow Lucy-san and Yukino-san"
Sheeria nodded her head and the two girls went running down the block.

Yukino and Lucy saw their school in the distance. A glorious building built as if it were a castle. With as floors as there were sports fields.
Lucy breathed in,"First days of school are always a drag. With homework from every teacher except for Mavis. Who only gives homework like stay positive or watch some television!"

Yukino nodded,"And we have to put up with the Queen Bitches themselves--"
"Lisanna and Sorano", they said in unison.
Yukino looked at the many cars passing them. "Hey I wonder if Wendy and them made it to school already--"

"LUCY-SAN! YUKINO-SAN! WAIT FOR US. STOP MOVING!"
The two girls looked behind them to see Wendy and Sheeria running to catch up with them. The two girls stopped walking and Wendy and Sheeria caught up with them.

Lucy and Yukino bent down,"Hey why aren't you two in your mommy's car on your way to school?"
Wendy looked at Yukino as if she said the stupidest thing she's ever heard.
"Oh no. Our mommy doesn't drop us. One of our butlers, Kyoro was supposed to drop us at school in our limo but he called in sick. And mommy doesn't have her license and she's scared for us to drive with Daddy. Cause Daddy has a Bugatti and he drives extremely fast. So that's why Natsu-nii and Sting-nii usually drive with Daddy!"

"Oh", Lucy replied.
Wendy looked around,"Let's go to to school now! I don't want to be late!"
As the four of them started to walk Lucy looked down at Wendy,"Hey where's Nat- I mean your brothers?"
Wendy looked up mischievously at Lucy,"Eh? What do you care about them?"

Lucy blushed,"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Yukino started blushing too until she gave Lucy hard pats on her back before she shut her mouth.
Yukino shook her head,"Uh I could never love-- I MEAN like Sting. He's a jerk and popular, and sweet and kind and very very very..."

Lucy covered Yukino's mouth,"We're saying we could never like those jerkwads. They only date guys like Lisanna".
Sheeria scoffed,"Wendy and I hate Lisanna and Sorano. They are absolute sluts!"
Lucy and Yukino's mouths dropped,"Your mommy allows you to say words like that?"

Wendy shrugged,"She says whatever bad words she says we're allowed to say it. Like for example: every time daddy's on the couch watching basketball she tells him to get off his lazy ass and wash the dishes. Or when our brothers were dating those two. Both mommy and daddy called them sluts!"

"Alright!"
The girls were about to open the doors to the school when Wendy stopped and sniffed the air. "Hey I can smell Natsu-nii and Sting-nii!"
Natsu and Stimg strolled down the sidewalk with a humongous crowd of people following them.

Lucy scoffed and grabbed Wendy's hand and Yukino did the same to Sheeria's. The girls dragged the two sisters inside of the school. They walked into Master Makarov's office to be greeted by a pissed Mirajane.

Mirajane pointed her finger in Yukino's face,"You! How dare you hang up on me when I was going to ask you for back to school outfit help!"
Yukino shivered,"How'd you know it was me and not Lucy?"
"Duh. Cause Luce is my BFF! And she wouldn't be stupid enough to hang up on me!"
Lucy shook her head,"Both are true!"

Mirajane looked through a pile of papers and handed the girls their schedules and locker numbers. "Thanks Mira!"
They walked out of Makarov's office and headed over to their lockers which was conveniently located all next to each other.

Wendy opened her locker,"Hey Lucy-san how come you pulled us away when we saw Natsu-nii and Sting-nii?"
Yukino sighed,"Cause they're popular and we aren't. Very simple!"
Wendy burst out laughing,"How are they popular and you aren't? That makes no sense!"

A person backed up into Wendy causing her hair to get caught in her locker. Everyone looked behind them and saw the one and only Lisanna.

Lucy opened her locker back open and fished Wendy's hair out of her lock.
Lisanna squeezed Wendy's cheeks,"Aww if it isn't Natsu's little sisters, Banshee and Nebula".
Wendy smacked her hands away from her face,"Don't touch my face Lisanna! I don't wanna get rabies!"

Lisanna scoffed then turned around to face Lucy and Yukino,"Oh. I almost didn't see you there Heratfilia and Uglyria!"
Lucy scoffed,"I wish you didn't!"
Lisanna frowned falsely,"Aww I'm so hurt Heratfilia! Wait no I'm not!"

Yukino gave her a thumbs up,"Great for you!"
Lisanna scoffed,"Please Uglyria! You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty says goodbye to you!"
Wendy giggled,"Are you serious I used that insult in 1st grade? Lucy do you have any good insults?"

Lucy cracked her knuckles,"Plenty. Ok Lisanna I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback than what you just said.

Everyone in Lisanna's clique burst out laughing. Lisanna scoffed and blushed in embarrassment.

Yukino contained herself," You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen".
Everyone started laughing again. Lisanna scoffed again,"Well..."

Surprisingly Sheeria spoke up,"Hey Ms. Lisanna are you an actress?"
Lisanna flipped a piece of her short hair,"Of course. You've seen me on television shows and movies right?"

Sheeria nodded,"Yeah when I saw your face on TV it said viewer description is advised!"
Everyone burst out laughing again. Lucy high fived Sheeria. The crowd immediately silenced when someone squeezed their way through.

Sorano shunned bystanders away. She glared at Lucy and Yukino,"Listen thing 1 and thing 2. You may be street popular but, we're classy popular so back off before you get hurt. Mkay! Now Lis put some extra makeup on your face. Natsu and Stingy are waiting for us in class!"

Lisanna blinked back fake tears then nodded. She shuffled away considering the fact that she was wear 18 inch heels. Sorano stuck middle finger up at Wendy then all the way down to Lucy.
She scoffed,"How's that for an insult bitches!"
She shuffled off as well and their clique followed.

Lucy shoved her skateboard in her locker and slammed it in frustration.
"Mavis! I hate her!"
"You hate who Luce?"
Lucy turned around to see Natsu with a hood and sunglasses on him.
Wendy yanked Natsu by his collar,"You need to control that slut of yours Natsu! She's constantly picking on Lucy and I'm sick of it!"

Lucy pulled Wendy back,"Wendy doesn't mean that. She's just joking around right Wendy?"
Wendy mimicked Lisanna by scoffing and flipped her hair. The girls giggled and Natsu stood there dumbfounded.
"What's so funny?"

Yukino shook her head,"Nothing. You're to dense to understand. Now you have a crowd of fan girls waiting for you!"
Lucy yanked off his hood revealing his salmon hair. A girl gasped,"THERE'S NATSU!"
"GET 'EM!"

Natsu dashed down the hallway and Lucy sighed.

Back to usual. Girl meets boy. Girl likes boy. Boy a dumbass so he doesn't get it. Boy is chased by a skank. Skank wins.

The homeroom bell rang and Lucy and Yukino went to Master Makarov's office.
Mirajane turned around in a swivel chair,"State your business!"
Yukino cleared her throat,"Take me to your leader!" she said in an alien voice.

Lucy put up this sign:🖖
Mirajane looked behind and saw Wendy, Sheeria, Romeo, and a girl named Kai.
Mirajane raised an eyebrow,"Newbie Duty?"
Yukino sighed,"Yeah. But at least we get out of Ms. Hamada's first grade games".

Mirajane pressed a buzzer and they all walked into Makarov's office.
Master was currently in his giant form. All of the kids cowered in fear behind the two girls.
Lucy walked over to Master and gave him a playful punch in the shoulder,"What up Ojīchan!"

Makarov turned around and punched Lucy right back. Lucy skidded back and wiped a small line of blood forming on her nose. "Oh so we're playing that game. Then might as well try! Star dress Taurus form!"

Lucy swung her fist and sent Makarov a few centimeters back. They both laughed.
"You get stronger everyday child!"
Kai's eyes sparkled. All the new kids whispered,"She's amazing", in unison.

Lucy changed back into her usual attire.
"Oi Ojīchan where's our hall pass? That school guard is gonna get us in a lot of trouble if we don't have it!"
Makarov changed back into his normal dwarf size and handed Lucy the hall pass with his signature on it.

They all walked out of the office and over to Mirajane.
Wendy got a sky blue insignia on her arm, Sheeria got one in the same place but, in a purple color. Romeo got his on his left arm in red. And Kai got a black one on his hand.

Lucy looked at Romeo,"Hey kid...you look up to Natsu or something?"
Romeo nodded,"Yeah. He's saved me from wolves when he was passing through!"
Lucy smiled. Just another heroic done by pinkie. I bet he saved this kid on accident. He's cool though.

Lucy and Yukino went through every part of the school from the supposed haunted janitors closet to the seating area on the roof. Lucy and Yukino peered through the glass window in Ms. Hamada's room. To their surprise she was drinking beer and listening to music and she dyed her hair brown.

The two girls walked into the classroom and Erza came over and dragged them to the back where Levy, Juvia, Gray, Jellal, Sting, and Natsu were sitting.
Erza called over her shoulder,"Lucy and Yukino are here Ms. Hamada!"
She put a thumbs up in the air and took another sip of her beer.

Lucy sat on one of the desks,"What's up with Ms. Hamada I think she's depressed?"
Erza laughed,"No Duh. Her husband died in a car crash and yadda yadda yadda. Then she went into a depression and here we are!"

Yukino laughed,"Great explanation Erza!"
Everyone laughed again. Gray pulled out his phone after he got a video sent to him. He burst out laughing than looked at Lucy and Yukino.
"Damn! You two roasted Lisanna! And Natsu and Sting your sisters are badass!"

Natsu looked at Lucy,"What are they--"
The bell for second period rang and Lucy grabbed her bag and dashed out the door. Yukino followed her.
Natsu grabbed Gray's phone and watched the video. He burst out laughing and looked back at the doorway with a smirk,"She can't escape me. I forced Gramps to give us four the same classes!"

Erza glared at him,"So...you give you four the same classes. But what about the rest of us?"
Natsu pointed behind Erza,"Hey is that Jellal holding a cake and roses!"
Erza looked behind her and Natsu and Sting dashed.

(Time Skip to Gym)

Lucy and Yukino got into their gym outfits and jogged into the gym.
Ms. Moonyoung greeted the girls with open arms,"My two favorite students, LuLu and Yuki!"
Lucy and Yukino smiled at her. And she pointed over at the girls side of the gym.
"You girls are playing volleyball today. You can choose to be on Mirajane's side or Lisanna's side!"

"That's not a hard choice", Lucy murmured as they walked to the other side of the gym.
Lisanna waved her arms,"Hey Heratfilia! Uglyria! You can either choose to be on the sluts side or my side!"
Lucy places her hand on her chin,"Wait but, you just said your team or your team!"

Mira burst out laughing and dragged Lucy and Yukino over to her side.
Mira cracked her knuckles,"I'm gonna squash her slutty ass flat and make sure her blood leaves a memorial!"

Mirajane and Lisanna used to be like Lucy and Yukino but, without the excessive cursing and beating up of each other. Until one day Lisanna had tied Laxus(Mira's boyfriend) to a chair and gave him a lap dance. Mira was devastated. What surprised her even more was how rude, bitchy, and slutty Lisanna had become. Which surprises everyone cause it was obvious that Lisanna was all of those things.

The boys on the other side pointed at the girls as they started to stretch. The girls gym uniform is very short red sweat shorts and a white crop top. Mirajane beat some sense into Master Makarov. But it was too late every girl in the school bought the outfit.

Lucy bent over to touch her toes and her shorts started riding up her backside. A guy whistled. Another said,"Hey Lucy come over here and let me smack dat ass!"
Lucy turned around slightly and threw a ninja star at him that gashed his ear missing his head by an inch.

She turned around fully and frowned,"Aww I missed lemme try again!"
She pulled another out and was about to fling it when Ms. Moonyoung came next to her.
"Lucy! What did I say about those weapons you receive from Ingui?"
"To never ever bring weapons to gym class unless we're sparring!", Lucy mocked.

Ms. Moonyoung stuck her hand out and Lucy handed her the ninja star.
Ms. Moonyoung coughed and Lucy sighed and handed her another one.
"Lucy?"
Lucy groaned and jumped up and down out dropped an entire belt filled with ninja stars, a dagger, a chain hook, what looked like a retractable katana, and hand gloves with spikes on them.

Ms. Moonyoung picked every weapon and put it into a box called Heartfilia's weapons #20 which was becoming full.
Ms. Moonyoung sighed,"When you graduate make sure you remember to come with a truck and get all of your weapons!"

Lucy nodded.

Mirajane rolled her neck in a circular motion,"I'm ready to kickass!"

To be continued