Dedication: louisenthusiast

Barbara Palvin is what I imagine Louise to look like. ^•^

Will be updated randomly.

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Chapter 1

"Ms Tomlinson, can you please tell me what equation we should be using for question 9?" The teacher's sharp voice pierced through the sleeping girl's mind, interrupting her (very steamy) dream about making out with Ruby Rose, effectively waking her up. Her brunette hair covered her face, trying to compose herself as she squinted at the board.

"Ah... um, sine equals opposite over hypotenuse." She stumbled out, cheeks bright pink from all the stares she got.

Her teacher, Mrs Henderson, hummed in disapproval. "That is correct. But Louise, I'd prefer you to be attentive instead of daydreaming. Don't let me catch you again."

Louise nodded, ducking her head as she crossed her arms. "It's Louis.." she muttered to herself and ignored the snicker from next to her. "Shut up Liann." She hissed, knocking her heel against her best friend's foot.

Her best friend since they were nine years of age, pouted at her. "You're so rude, Lou." She huffed and continued doodling on the inside of her margin.

Louise just smirked. "Yet you love me."

"Somehow."

"Admit it, you're obsessed with me."

"Ms Tomlinson and Ms Payne! I don't want to repeat myself the rest of the school year. Now please pay attention or both of you will have lunch time detention." Mrs Henderson's voice boomed through the classroom, scaring not only the two girls but the rest of the class as well; resulting in both Louise and Liann crouch down in their seats in embarrassment.

"Sorry."

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"I'm telling you Zee. Henderson has it out for me!" Louise exclaimed, huffing as she shoved a forkful of mac'n'cheese in her mouth.

The Pakistani girl sitting across from her rolled her hazel eyes fondly, nimbly eating her Greek salad, her other hand gracefully flicking a few loose hairs and then continued to tuck them behind her ear.

"Oh I'm sure Lou, it's not because you fall asleep in class, or talk during class, or maybe even daydream during class. May I go on?" She told in a matter-of-fact tone.

Louise glared at her. "Shut the fook up. Where's Lee?" She huffed, pushing her glasses up the bridge of her button nose, bright blue eyes scanning the cafeteria for the tall girl. "I'm not sure." The raven haired girl said with a shrug.

"Who knows, probably renting out that comic book out of the library. Or masturbating to your nudes in the girls bathroom."

Zaina scrunched up her nose at her best friend. "You're disgusting. I'd prefer it you didn't say things like that about my girlfriend, Louise."

Louise copied her. "It's Louis. And you two are sickening. Just be glad I still stick around you two. You know, if it wasn't for me, you two wouldn't of even had the guts to admit that you guys liked eachother."

And it was true. Back in tenth grade Liann and Zaina pined for eachother hard. It was quite unbearable for everyone to witness. Especially Louise who was the third wheel. She had to constantly deal with the heart eyes and the endless ramblings of ('Lou she's so cute. Why can't she be my girlfriend? Her brown eyes, my God, they're so beautiful. And her hair, so beautifully curly and her mouth. Damn I bet her mouth can do wonder-' 'Oh-kay! I'm gonna have to stop you right there Zee.') and of course, the sexual tension.

The sexual tension was so thick. Too thick. It was a wonder how both girls were so oblivious. It was only until Louise, who was fed up by the two decided to take matters into her own hands. She decided to trick both of them into coming out to lunch with her but when they arrived, with no Louise in sight (she was hiding in the bathroom) both had no choice but to talk (after Lou had emerged from her toilet den and forced them to sit down and tell each other the truth) and admit their feelings.

Now here they are three years later and still going strong. And Louise was still the third wheel. ('Don't worry Lou. We're like a tricycle. Zee and I are the strong and sturdy wheels at the back and you're the front wheel who leads us Louise, yet can get quite unstable and crash us all into troubl-' 'Shut your mouth, Payno.')

"Yes I am aware of that Lou. I am the one who gets laid nearly every day."

"I need a girlfriend." Louise smacked her forehead against the table. "Ow."

"What's wrong with her?" Another voice spoke, obviously Liann. The brunette girl with short combed back hair sat down next to her girlfriend, tugging Zaina to sit in her lap making her giggle.

"She's upset she doesn't have a girlfriend and can't get laid regularly."

"So single and horny? Lou, just wink at some bird and they'll be flying right at you." Liann told making Louise groan. "Stop with your weird animal analogies. I want to think of girls and boobs and stuff, not poultry!"

"Look, Lou. You're gorgeous and lovely enough to get yourself a girlfriend." Zaina spoke up from where she was combing her fingers through Liann's short hair making Louis snort from her position with her head still resting on the table.

"Get your head off the table." Liann scolded.

"No, you're not my mum."

"Thank god for that. And if she was here, she would've told you off and gotten a smack."

Louise glowered, annoyed that she knew her well and was about to retaliate when Zaina spoke up, nodding over to the cafeteria door.

"Looks like some new girls started today."

Louise shot her head up, whipping her head around, instantly spotting two girls in their uniform standing by the entrance and ignored Liann's sarcastic 'smooth'.

Her jaw dropped.

The slightly shorter of the two was a pretty blue eyed blonde, obviously dyed, talking animatedly with a taller girl with gorgeous green eyes who's curly hair cascaded down her back. And from where Louise could see, they were attractive.

"Oh my god, they're hot!" Louise exclaimed.

Obviously she didn't realise how loud she was until several heads (including the two new hotties) turned towards her, half amused and the other half judgemental.

She cleared her throat, turning away quickly and ducked her head.

"I just made a complete tit, out of myself."

"Yes you did, but you like tits, so its all good."

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It was the end of the day, and the three girls were at Liann's, chatting away with Louise in between the couple to keep them from being overly lovey dovey (and make out and ignore Louis.)

"You know, I think I'm gonna die alone." The girl between the couple whined, flopping back so she laid on the bed.

"While you two are in love and shacking it up, I'll be all on my little lonesome." She added on.

"No you're not." A hand ran through her hair, and by the feeling of slender fingers she knew it was Zaina. Louise sighed, as if truely questioning her existence on this mortal planet.

"I think we need to start a plan of action." Louise and Zaina turned to Liann.

"What'd you mean, Payno?"

"Let's make it your mission to get yourself a girlfriend, by let's say. End of the year. Ultimate deadline."

Louise and Zaina looked at Liann, then at each other. Louise grinned wide.

"Let's do it."