How to get a date 101
Momo and I were sluggishly laying around, eating and watching movies. I was curled up comfortably in her lap. No place I'd rather be than here with her.
I scroll through instagram silently, looking for outfit inspiration. An add for tinder comes into view. From that moment the most amazing idea comes to mind. I let out a small gasp as I drop my phone. Momo looks at me with concern.
"What's wrong babe?" She lifts a brow.
"Ooooh, there's nothing wrong, I just got the best idea ever.'' I grin like a villain.
"Oh no.. I know that look, whatever you're about to do don't." She crosses her arms.
"..but, it's a really good idea.'' I say while dragging my words. Giving her sad eyes.
"Tch.. fine, what are you thinking?" She says in defeat.
"Well, so you know how my aunt is deathly single." I spoke with exaggeration.
"Yes.. go on.."
"Sooooo, what if we make her a tinder profile, there is no way she's ever going to put herself out there on her own, now way." I grin at my own creativity.
"Y/n.. I love you but.. that is a stupid idea. What if she's not comfortable with it, plus..that's kinda weird." She shook her head softly.
"Awe, c'mon don't be a buzz kill, look if things get too out of control we can delete it, okay?"
"Fine, but if things go south.." I cut her off by kissing her.
"..Ill delete it, I promise."
"Alright, you download it on your phone though, I don't want that app on here."
'Fineeeee." I pick my phone back up, opening the App Store.
I hit the search bar, typing "tinder" into it. I quickly hit download, getting really excited in the hopes of getting my aunt a significant other.
"God I'm going to regret this." Momo complained as she pinched the bridge of her nose.
"It will be fun, I promise, plus I'm never wrong wrong." I announce with confidence.
"Mhm..never wrong.." Momo muttered with sarcasm.
I look back at my phone, the app fully downloaded on my home screen. I excitedly open the app.
"This is gonna be so fun!" I squeal in excitement.
I begin to make the account first by putting in her age.
"Damn.. how old is she again.." I mutter.
"What year was she born?" Momo asks.
"1992 I think."
Momo thinks for a quick moment.
"That would make her 29."
"Ma'am how the hell did you do that math so quick!? Damn.. I knew you were smart but not that smart.." I shake my head and set my aunt's birthday in the app.
"I'll take that as a compliment." She leans over and kisses my cheek.
"Alright, so.. Sherri y/l.. age 29.." I mumble as I fill out the profile.
I add some pictures of her to the profile.
"Okay.. time for the bio. This is the hardest part, people are going to read this first. First impressions are always important." I begin to fill it out.
"You remember when we first met? Our first impression?" Momo questions, her eyes focused on me.
"Ugh.. yeah. Wasn't my best first impression. I literally fell for you, or err.. on you.." I bite my cheek, embarrassed.
Momo lets out a small adorable giggle.
"I thought it was cute, plus I had to catch you, I couldn't let a gorgeous girl like you fall flat on her face." I blushed at her words.
"Mm, then thank you for catching me Momo Yaoyorozu, my knight in shining armour." I wink.
She chuckles shaking her head lightly.
"Okay.. I think i'm done writing the bio." I state
"Let's see.." She takes the phone and begins to read.
New to tinder o.o Got bored and decided to download, being single has been a pain. Honestly just looking for a person who I can laugh with, care for and have a great time with... bonus points if you cook. Anywho, swipe right and I'll make it worth your while ;)
Momo looked up at me, an unsure expression written across her face.
"I dunno y/n this still seems like a bad idea.."
"Look, it will be fine okay, we haven't even tried. Just this once, Auntie really needs someone.."
"Okay, then let's just get this over with, make it public." She looks down at my phone.
I pressed the complete button, I was taken to the matchmaking page of tinder, the first person to show up was some middle aged musty looking dude, he held alcohol in his hands along with some gun.
"Yikes, hell no."
I swiped left quickly.
"Here, sit next to me so we can both judge these people." Momo patted the space beside her.
I looked at her then back at my phone. I crawled into her lap, resting my back against her chest.
"Nah, I much rather here, more comfy."
She wrapped her arms around my waist, holding me closely. Her warm embrace brought me a sense of peace, I could literally melt in her arms. She kissed the top of my head before resting her chin on my shoulder.
"C'mon lets get swiping." She said softly in my ear.
I nodded, another musty looking old dude came up. I swiped left again.
"Damn, this algorithm sucks. All these people look like they'd come home drunk every night and disown me." I sighed.
"Yeah.. this might take awhile, I have a feeling that your aunt has a strict taste."
Momo and I spent a good 30 minutes swiping left on each profile. Hope slowly leaves our systems. Momo yawned beside me.
"Ugh, why is everyone so.. ew?" I complained.
I swiped on the last profile until... she showed up. My jaw nearly hit the floor.
"Oh my- GAWDDD." I squealed like a gay listening to Lana Del Rey.
"Woahhh.." Momo gasped.
"This can't be real, why is a pro hero on here?!"
"Wait, she's a pro hero? I just thought she was really pretty, what's her name?'' Momo questioned.
"I know she's so stunning, her hero name is Blade, she's pretty new but she's a badass."
I stared at her profile pics, they consisted of her hella cool pro hero outfit and some casual photos of her. She dressed like some rich mafia mother, which was cool as hell. I stared in amazement.
"What's her quirk?" Momo asked.
"Well, she can turn her limbs into knives and swords, she can also summon different types of sharp weapons from her skin." I explained.
"That's so cool! I'm jealous."
I kissed her jaw softly.
"Between me and you, you're way cooler." I winked at her.
"Mmm, I love when you flatter me.'' She placed a small kiss on my cheek.
I swiped right on the profile and to my surprise...
"OMG WE MATCHED!" I panicked.
It took us straight to the chat, she messaged first.
"No way.. This is awesome!"
"Ooo looks like I got lucky today, I was hoping to match with you ;)"
"Oh my god Momo, looooook." I could feel her hovering over my shoulder.
"Oh my- Reply!"
"I don't know what to say, this is so stressing." I huffed.
"Here give me that." She snatched the phone.
I watch her begin to type, her face looking just as focused when she does her math work.
"Looks like we're both damn lucky, wasn't really expecting to match with you but I just had to try, glad I did so now." Momo replied like a genius.
"Wow you're the first person to not fangirl over me right away, you seem special.'' Blade replied.
"This feels so wrong, but I will admit it's pretty damn fun."
"I told you it would, see I'm always right." I nudged her playfully,
"Don't push it." She rolled her eyes.
"Well I was a little taken back to see a pro hero on here, but I guess you guys also have a love life, not just saving people 24/7." We write back.
"I do enjoy saving people, but some romance is needed in this girl's life, gotta have some sort of spice."
"Seems like you g0t a lot of spice ;)"
"In fact I do ;P Okay enough about me, what do you do for a living?"
"Oh! Well actually I'm a writer, I write all sorts of books, mostly horror and thrillers."
"Ooo that's hot lol That's pretty sick, I'd love to read some of your works one day."
"Well.. If you impress me enough I'll get you some free copies."
"Is that a challenge? Cause I like a good challenge, especially with a girl like you."
"Tough challenge, I wish you best of luck lol. You'll need it Hun xx"
"I don't like to wait, I like to face my challenges head on, so.. go on a date with me tomorrow, there's a nice little cafe around my apartment."
Momo and I look up at each other.
"We can't just say no.."
"How the hell is this gonna work."
"We're just going to have to convince my aunt to go on the date. We've already made half the effort, we can't back out now."
"Okay fine, let's do this."
"I like the sound of that. I also happen to be free tomorrow so you're in luck."
"Great it's a date than, I'll send you address of the cafe, I'll see you tomorrow at 4:30, see you than sweet heart x"
-Offline-
"Oh.. my.. god.. we just did that.'' She says in minor shock.
I laugh a little, still amazed. I can't believe that just happened..
"I swear, if your aunt gets mad you're taking the blame."
"But..'' I give her my fake puppy dog eyes.
She shakes her head, holding my chin with her hand, tilting my head up and making me look at her directly.
"Those wont work on me y/n.." She mutters sternly.
Hot...
I connect my lips with hers, she quickly kissed me back, still holding my face firmly. I let my hands travel to her waist, holding her close so our bodies were up against each other's. We broke apart the air, then clashed our lips together again. My hands trailed up and down her torso. She broke the kiss and leaned into my neck.
"I'm not getting in trouble for your mistakes.'' She whispered softly, her hot breath hitting my neck.
I felt a chill go down my back. She placed kisses on my neck, leaving marks. My face heartened up quickly. She pulled away and giggled, Biting her bottom lip lightly.
"I love it when you're flustered. It's cute." She gave me one last peck before getting up.
"Come, we have to explain to your aunt that she's got a busy day tomorrow." She said and left my room.
I sat up, dumbfounded. I walked by my mirror, taking a moment to look at myself in it.
"She.. she gave me.. hickeys-." I stare at my reflection. My face highlighted with red. I push my hoodie up a little in an attempt to hide the bruises.
I walk downstairs like nothing happened. I gave Momo a quick look, she wore a smug smirk, winking at me then bringing her attention back to my aunt. I shook my head lightly, yep, I love that girl.
I walked into the living room to where my aunt and girlfriend sat, I plopped down next Momo. My aunt looked at us suspiciously. Her eyes scanned us like she was trying to solve a murder case.
"What's going on?'' She finally questioned.
"Well Auntie, y'know how you're painfully single and lonely.." I began but Momo stopped me by kicking my shin.
"Ow...'' I said under my breath.
"Well, I know it wasn't our place to do such a thing but we did this with good intentions of course.." Momo added.
"What did you guys do?" She sighed slightly.
"We got you a date with a smokin' hot pro hero tomorrow at 4:30 and it's at a cafe." I finished.
Her face went pale, like full on ghost pale. She looked like was at loss for words, her system completely shut down.
"Again, we're sorry, we can cancel!" Momo scrambled for excuses to save her petty ass.
"You guys can't be serious- y/n you know I haven't been on a date in like 3 years.." She finally spoke.
"we'll it was going to be longer than that if we didn't do anything. Auntie you can't be lonely for the rest of your life, I'm not always going to be there for you, you need someone romantically." I explain, trying to get through her thick skull.
"I do appreciate the effort girls.. seriously that's so sweet, but I don't know.." She looked at her tea.
"Miss y/l er- I mean Sherri, y/n does have a point. Maybe it is time to put yourself out there. I know it's scary but you'll regret it later if you don't." Momo explained in her soft mother-like voice.
Sherri sighed, she shook her head lightly. She was definitely thinking hard.
"Alright.. Fine I will, but just this once." She looked back up, knowing we would make her go no matter what.
"Yay!" Momo and I both cheered in excitement.
"You wont regret it, we'll even help you pick out your outfit." I added.
"I think i'll let Momo do that, I don't want to show up looking like the absence of light if you dress me." She teased.
"Fine.."I bite the inside of my cheek.
"Thank you girls, you guys are too thoughtful. But.. how the hell did you manage to me a date?" She arched a brow.
"Tinder..." I muttered.
"You- you made me a tinder profile and pretended to be me- This is going to make for a great conversation starter." She shook her head in disbelief.
'... But I love you both." She held her arms out, both Momo and I got up and hugged her.
"I don't know how I would manage without you two."
"You wouldn't." I giggled.
"I'm just glad we could help." Momo smiled, looking relaxed again.
My aunt turned us both around and pushed us a little in the direction of the stairs.
"Time for bed you two, we have a long day tomorrow.
"Nightly then!" I said as I made my way upstairs.
"Good night." Momo said as she followed me up the stairs.
I entered my room and sprawled out on my bed right away. My favourite place in the house.. My sweet sweet comfy bed. I melted into it's soft cushions. I was so relaxed I hardly noticed Momo lie down next to me. I turned over on my side to face her. She brought her soft hand to my neck, running her cold and silky fingers across the marks she left on my skin.
"You gave me damn hickeys." I said with my eyes locked with hers.
"Mhm." She hummed softly, still caressing my neck.
She put her arms around me, pulling me into her warm embrace, nuzzling up to me.
"Momo.."
"Yes darling..?"
"I love you."
"I love you too."
"I love you more."
"I doubt that."
"I love you the most, you can't top it."
"Go to sleep you dork, we have a date to spy on tomorrow."
"Fine, love you."
"Love you more..." She kissed my head. I swiftly fell asleep in her secure embrace.
I really love her, I fell in love like I fall asleep, slowly then all at once.
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