In honor of this story being posted for roughly 6 months now, I figured I'd share Sirius's list for Nova's what not to do.

She obviously didn't listen.

No-No's for Nova

▪︎ No cocaine

▪︎ No rats, they're filthy and unloyal

▪︎ No firewhisky

▪︎ No more than 3 cups of Butter Beer per month

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No dueling Voldemort

▪︎ No dragons...except Nyx, I like that dragon

▪︎ No Reggie...he's a bad influence
         • Regulus denies the claims and revokes rule - RAB
         ▪︎ Too bad, Reg - Siri

▪︎ No outer space. It's sketchy.

▪︎ No hanging out with Moony on full moons. Just because I'm dead doesn't mean the rule has changed.

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No rookies
          ♡ It's not like she's gonna ask to be drugged! - Lily
           ▪︎ Irrelevant - Sirius

▪︎ No sex

▪︎ No eating food offered by strangers. I don't care if it's chocolate.

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No Greyback. You see him, you run IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.
           ♤ Did you really need to clarify that? - James
            ▪︎ Have you met my daughter? - Sirius
           ♤ Fair enough. - James

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No Gatorade. It has the word "gator" in it, and it gives me bad vibes.

▪︎ No sex

▪︎ No prophecies

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No dueling Voldemort

▪︎ No sex

▪︎ No going after Bellatrix

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No sex

▪︎ No cats...except Shadow. Thay car scares me, so I'll let her be near you.

▪︎ No getting kidnapped

▪︎ No prison

▪︎ No muggle prison

▪︎ No Order missions

▪︎ No chocolate donuts. They're clearly a ploy and filled with drugs. White powder donuts only.
            ♡ Sirius, they're the same... - Lily
             ▪︎ That's irrelevant and a total lie. - Sirius

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No sleeping in any other bed except your own

▪︎ No sleeping in Harry's bed

▪︎ No oceans

▪︎ No sharks

▪︎ No spiders. Anything with that many legs came from the deepest bits of Hell.
            ◇ Does he know there are bugs with 100 legs, and even some with more than that? - Dorcas
            ▪︎ WHAT?!?! - Sirius
            > It would appear he did not. - Alex

▪︎ No bugs with 100 legs

▪︎ No sex

▪︎ No bugs with more than 100 legs
            > What about bugs with 6 legs? - Alex

▪︎ No bugs with six legs

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No going in any body of water that goes past your waist without the proper floatation devices
            × You know she can swim, right?  - Marlene
            ▪︎ HoW wOuLd yOu kNoW ? - Sirius
           × She did complete the Second Triwizard Task, did she not? - Marlene
           ▪︎ Irrelevant- Sirius

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No socks with sandals. It's a disgrace to fashion.

▪︎ No jean jackets. They're weird.

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No sex

▪︎ No sex

▪︎ No sex with Harry

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No motorcycles. You can siriusly injure yourself on those.

▪︎ No chasing bad guys

▪︎ No setting off the taboo i.e. screaming "Voldemort" to lead snatchers to your location.

▪︎ No Edward Cullen. He gives me bad vibes
            ▪︎ I revoke previous claim. He's alright now. - Sirius
           ♤ Oh! I see how it is! You'll allow her to hang out with a human mosquito but not my son! - James
           ▪︎ I don't make the rules, Prongs. -  Sirius
           > Isn't that what you're doing? - Alex
          ◇ It's pointless to reason with him. - Dorcas

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No following Strangers

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No sex

▪︎ No drugs

▪︎ No faking your death

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ Definitely no Harry
           ♡ Jeez. Like we haven't gotten that message already! - Lily

• No marrying until you're 55. - Reg

▪︎ No hanging out with Granby Greatest

▪︎ No Har-
             ♤ WE GET IT! - James

▪︎ No hair spray. It'll ruin your beautiful hair.
             ♡ Not if she uses a good one. - Lily

▪︎ No hanging out with homophobics

▪︎ No hanging out with sexist

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No hanging out with anyone that disproves of the LGBTQIA Community
            × i don't think you need to tell her that. - Marlene

▪︎ No jelly fish

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No dungeons

▪︎ No parties

▪︎ No giving Remmy more grey hair

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No sunscreen with anything less than 3000 spf
            ♡ that's not a thing. - Lily

▪︎ No giant chess pieces

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No Devil's Snare

▪︎ No sex

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No basilisk

▪︎ No chickens

▪︎ No Harry

▪︎ No killer trees

▪︎ No Harry James Potter

▪︎ No flying cars

▪︎ No breaking into Grinngotts

▪︎ No Harry