Dear Diary-Blog,

I finally had my get-away trip from Russia and met a beautiful woman that is now my girlfriend. She feeds me, cleans my glasses, and let's me use her computer! I mean, Russia never let's me have the time to go on, and instead-cleaning his house ..but this is great!

I love her enough already and I show that by using my technology a little less and go on dates with her.

Latvia is a little jealous of me not spending time with him...I feel bad but at the moment it was all worth the while!

Sincerely,

TechBird

P.S.: Lithuania and Poland are getting married! I'm going to be the best man!