Privet little book,

I do not understand why my owner have brought me this but it sure should use my little expertise in writing.

I am secretly spying on a certain Chinese bird who is just snuggling away on his panda if you know what I mean. Sometimes I wonder why he does that it, it is kind of strange when he so much acts like my sister Ukraine when she isn't running away from me.

By the way, do you by any chance know why everyone is scared of me? I know I tend to want to kill them but I never harm anyone except a chair...Chirpingeyebrows wasn't very happy about that.

For once, I am kind if scared if China. He hits people with a pan and not on his own panda.

Maybe ... I should become one with panda, da? He knows ways that I, myself don't even know....

See you later, my little book!

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