Dear Diary,

It has been a year since my owner had bought me from the pet shop. It took me weeks, days, maybe almost a month but I could never forget how I asked her to be mine.

She was beautiful in many ways no man could describe her. She showed me how to be a human. In fact, she even taught me how to shower!

But as the months passed by and our anniversary came by the corner, I could never stop dreaming about me and Holy Roman Empire together at our last kiss.

Was this a sign we shouldn't be together?

I don't want this to end. In fact, I want it to last forever. She is my heart, my soul, my everything.

I just hope I get to have the chance that no bird could ever do.

Ti amo bella, if you get the chance to read this...

Will you marry me?

Love,

Felicheepano