"Do not pray to be easy life my freinds........ Pray to be stronger man"

- John F Kennedy

Emperor: yes I will join azur lane to protect this world from evil sirens

Wales: great!

Yorktown: allies from the future it's seem complicated but for us it's really good

Soryu: are you really stealth destroyer?

Emperor: how many breads do you eat?

Soryu: wat?

Emperor: I mean just check your radar, does your radar detect me?

Soryu check her radar, and her radar detect none of emperor ship

Soryu: ok not gonna expected that you are not detect ok my radar

Alicorn: well then emperor which one will you go first? Dorm? Or explore the base?

Emperor: I might explore the base first, so yeah I'm go--

???: Yeah!! He want to explore the base first!

Emperor: huh?

Justice: oh the 4 destroyer kids

???: My name is javelin! And this my freinds!

Laffey: I'm laffery zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................

Z's intensifies

Ayanami: I'm ayanami

Z23: I'm Z23, you can call me nimi

Javelin: will you allow us to explore the base?

Alicorn: wait you girls, do your repair is done yet?

Ayanami: 4 of us is completely done, so we are fine

Emperor: ok you girls can escort me to explore the base

Ayanami: yus!

Javelin: where we should go first?

Z23: I know! To the docks!

Emperor: okay if you girls want, I follow whatever you go

Javelin: alright!

Then emperor and the 4 destroyers to the docks

Alicorn: well.... Justice how about we go eat something?

Justice: sounds good, I'm hungry tho

Belfast: master do you want me to cook food for you?

Justice: um..... For me and alicorn yes? I will in royal garden, just me and alicorn

Belfast: as you wish master

Belfast then leave and cook the food for justice and alicorn

Alicorn: well you already get personal maid don't you?

Justice: well she wants me as her personal maid

Shangri: arara~ where are you going alicorn?

Alicorn: I'm gonna go to royal garden with justice

Shangri: well do you need any help? Cook food or something else?

Alicorn: I'm fine shangri, I appreciate your offer but you should get your repairs done

Shangri:*giggle* okay a~li~corn~

Shangri then leave, justice and alicorn walk opposite way

???? Za warudo

???: Where am I?

?1+1: do you want live again? I can have you second chance to live

???: Instead of running away you came closer to me?

Downneck: CUT!! WRONG SCRIPT!!

take 2

???: Who are you!?

???1+1: it's not important, but do you want to live again? I can give you second chance

???: First of all, who I am?

?1+1: just look at your back

??? Look at her back and it was

???: Liberty?

?1+1: yes that was your name

Liberty: my name is liberty......

?1+1: back to the first question, do you want to live again?

Liberty: I think......

?1+1: when I gave you second chance to live, you been task to defend za warudo from evil

Liberty: who's this "evil"?

?1+1: only if you accept this offer

Liberty: you know, back to my za warudo, my systems it's been hacked by an evil country, yes my mission is simple defend the space elevator from enemies, but the enemies I was fighting it was wrong, why I must fight the OSEA when my birth is from OSEA? Those damn eruseans hack me with no reason, I accept your offer nameless

?1+1: the hell don't call me nameless!

Liberty: it's because you don't tell your name, so I call you nameless

?1+1: forget it! And that's is your answer, welcome to the azur lane world, where you must defeat this evil called "sirens" enemy from future but I'm sure you can take out easily

Trigger: yo liberty still alive?

?1+1: THE FUCK HOW DO YOU GET HERE!! YOU PICK THE WRONG VOID WORLD!!

trigger: but i just want to eat this sandwich without spotted by long caster, Because I stole his food and i dont know why his sandwich is really delicious

?1+1: GET OUT!!!

take 3

Liberty: really enemy from future? What do you mean I can kill them easily?

?1+1: you will see for your self

Liberty: so......... When I gonna teleport this azur lane  world?

?1+1: it's now

Then ?1+1 is disappear and a portal begin to open

Liberty: hey nameless? Nameless???? My arsenal bird is here, can I control it?

Liberty test her arsenal bird

Liberty: so I can control them, awesome

Then ?1+1 appears again

?1+1: oh yeah I forgot to tell you that if your fuel,missile,pulse laser, MQ-101 missile supply will automatically supply it self, so don't worry about their ammunition and fuels, oh yeah another thing if you lose your MQ-101's, they will appear again in your arsenal bird

Liberty: ok nameless

?1+1: stop call me nameless!

Liberty: well you didn't tell me your name so I call you nameless

?1+1: grrrr..... Forget it! Just fly to that portal and explore za warudo!

?1+1 disappear again and liberty now prepare her new journey

Liberty: well here goes nothing

Liberty:(mind) I hope onii-chan is here...... And the others....

Back at azur lane base in command room

QE: because the attack of siren all of our ship is damage! Except for the destroyers can repair faster than any ships

Hornet: I'm glad Akashi and vestal doesn't get hurt, both of them are our only repair ships

Mutsu: how's nagato-nee?

Bismack: she's in medical room, she is still sleeping and her damage is bad, so she need a rest for a while

Wales: never thought the siren attack us like this

Enterprise: this only bring us that destroyers,emperor,alicorn and justice are the only ships on active battle

QE: talk about the new ship brought by alicorn, who is he?

Bismarck: his name is emperor, his class is zumwalt stealth destroyer he said

Everyone seems shocked when they heard word "stealth"

QE: stealth destroyer??! What does meaning about that?!

Enterprise: what is this stealth destroyer?!

Mutsu: is he same with alicorn and justice plane!? Can sneak out our radar?!

Bismarck: that's correct mutsu, his ship emperor can sneak on our radar

Whole girls in the room except mutsu and bismack: NAAAAANIIIII?!!!!!!

QE: first justice and alicorn planes could sneak on our radar, and now this ship have a stealth capabilities?!!

Zeppelin: how in the world their universe can make advance technology than the world most finest ironblood science?!!!

Mutsu: chill out jeez, we should lucky because he was in our side,

Wales: well just imaged it if he was an our enemy before crimson axis rejoin azur lane, and that ship refused to join both side

Mutsu: well if he attacking from the long range, maybe we all sink

Enterprise: long range? Does he have flying torpedo like alicorn and justice weapons?!

Bismarck: correct Enterprise, but he also have another weapon

Everyone silent and stare at bismack

Zeppelin: what is his another weapons Lord biscuits?

Bismarck: Was zur Hölle hast du mir gerade gesagt? !!! (WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!)

Zeppelin: nothing I said what is his another weapon Lord bismarck?

Bismarck: he have a weapon like alicorn, his guns are also hidden like alicorn

Enterprise: NANI?!!!

QE: does he mean, he have a same weapons like alicorn?!

Hood: if I'm remember correctly alicorn called those guns "railguns"

Bismarck: correct miss hoodie

Hood: bloody hell you just said to me?!

Bismarck: nothing and I'm saying that your guess is right, he have 2 main "railguns" but the different is their caliber, emperor "railgun" is more smaller than alicorn have

Mutsu: even though it small but still pretty deadly!

QE: by the way where is emperor now?

Enterprise: I see him, he is playing with 4 destoyers

QE: *GASP* IS HE LOLICON???!!!

bismarck: calm down little queen I don't think he is lolicon like ark royal

QE: The heck did you just say me?!

Bismarck: nothing and I'm just saying that emperor is not lolicon, remember he is "destroyer" too right? But with more advanced

Enterprise: well I saw him just have fun normal, not too obsessed with little kids, wait!!

Mutsu: What's wrong Enterprise?!!

Enterprise: ark royal is there! Playing with kisaragi and mutsuki!

Wales: Nani?! That girl is doing again! Let me see her!

QE: what the hell! Laffey is in emperor back!

Wales: well you know laffey personality she is always sleepy

Bismarck: at least emperor is not to obsessed with little kids, even though he is carrying laffey in his back, he is still acting normal

At emperor places

Emperor: woah what's wrong that girl?

Ayanami: that girl! Her name is ark royal! She is lolicon!

Emperor: lolicon huh?  *cracks the hand*

Z23: what are you doing?

Emperor: give her a lesson, by the way laffey can you get out from my back please? I need to beat ark royal

Laffey: okk.....zzzzzzzz

Laffey get down from emperor back, then emperor,javelin,z23, ayanami and laffey approching ark royal

Ark royal: well ummm kisaragi!!! Will you accept from my candy??? I-its taste good!

Kisaragi: wahh!!! I'm not trust you!

Mutsuki: stop bully my sister!

Ark royal: I'm not bullying your sister! I-i just give her my Candy's!

Emperor: oi you there

Ark royal: *gasp!*

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

Ark royal: who are you!

Emperor: you don't know me? I'm the new ship here brought by alicorn and justice

Ayanami: release mutsuki and kisaragi ark royal! Or you should taste emperor wrath!

Ark royal:(mind) emperor? Did I meet him somewhere? "GASP!" OH HELL BLOODY HELL! HE IS THE NEW SHIP BROUGHT BY ALICORN AND JUSTICE!! I NEED TO ESCAPE!!

emperor: ark royal release those 2 girls alone, and stop being coward like lolicons

Ark royal: u-u-um I'm not lolicon! I-i just give a candy to this c-cute girl!

Mutsuki: wahh!!!! Almost everyday we been chased by this girl!

Kisaragi: please don't eat us!

Emperor:  don't came closer ark royal, those 2 girls are now crying because of you

Ark royal: eh?? I'm sorry! I'm just give them candy! Please forgive me!

Javelin: how many times do we need to forgive you?! You still acting same all day!

Z23: surrender now ark royal!

Emperor: I don't have a choice but to handcuff her

Ark royal: Nani?!!!

Ayanami: ha! Now you fucked!

Downneck: LANGUAGE OHHHH MYYY GOOODDDD!!!!!

take 4?

Ayanami: ha! You now get busted from emperor ark royal!

Ark royal: well I think nope

Ark royal then run away

Javelin: damn she is running away again!

Ark royal: HAHAHAAHA YOU CANT CATCH ME!!!

Then suddenly a giant helicopter descending and aim at ark royal

Ark royal: NNNAAAANIII?!!!! WHAT IS THIS THING?!!!

Z23: NANI?!! A SIREN ATTACK?!!

cleveland: nnaaaanii?!! A siren new type aircraft managed to sneak here?!!! And most importantly HOW THE HELL THAT THING CAN REACH HERE WITHOUT BEING DETECT BY JUSTICE PLANE!!!

emperor: chill girls

All nearby girls seem shocked and look at emperor

At command room

Enterprise:, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!

QE: HOW THE HELL THAT THING CAN SNEAK INTO JUSTICE RADAR??!!!!!

Wales: your majesty look!!

Back at emperor

Javelin: what do you mean we need to chill?!! That thing just appear out of nowhere!

Emperor: it's my aircraft javelin, no need to worry and I wouldn't attack ark royal

Laffey: emperor large plane zzzzzz

Ayanami: is that really your plane?!!

Z23: since when you have a plane?! I don't see any in your ship!

Emperor: because I have my internal hangar for this helicopter nimi~

Z23: helicopter??? Have an internal hangar?!

Emperor then approach ark royal

Ark royal: get this thing away from me!!

The helicopter seems aggressive at ark royal, but lucky he didn't attack it, the helicopter only attack when the emperor orders it

Emperor: that helicopter won't attack you ark royal, unless

Ark royal: *SWEATING INTENSIFIES* u-unless what?

Emperor: can you stop being lolicon for a month? Or a year? Stop being scary to the little destroyers

Ark royal: I'm not scary! They just cute! And I'm not lolicon!

Javelin: liar!!

Ark royal: javelin!

Emperor: well I have no choice

Emperor then cuffs ark royal hands and legs. Then emperor helicopter fly back to emperor ship

Emperor: well then I gave her punishment

Javelin: well let's go somewhere else!

Ayanami: yeah let's do it

Laffey: laffey feels sleepy zzzzzzzz

Emperor: *sight* well come on laffey hop into my back

Laffey: yuuuuuss

Laffey then sleeps on emperor back

Emperor: well she is still sleepy, is there anyway to bring her wake?

Z23: well saddly no, she always feel sleepy, and get used it for you emperor

Emperor: well.... Ok let's go to another place

Ark royal: WHAT THE HELL?!!! YOU JUST CAREY THAT DESTROYER IN YOUR BACK!!! THIS MEANS YOU ARE LOLICON TOO!!!

emperor looks back and give ark royal a dead stare

Emperor: because she is sleepy ark royal, no way I leave her alone in this place

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

Ark royal in fear nothing to say and emperor and 4 destoyers go to another place to explore

At royal garden

Belfast: here's your food justice and alicorn

Alicorn: alright! I'm hungry!

Justice: let's eat now alicorn, thanks for the food Belfast

Belfast: *giggle* your welcome justice~

Little timeskip after both eating their meals

Alicorn: ahhh!! My stomach feels full!

Justice: well that is really delicious Belfast I like it

Belfast blush a bit

Belfast: umm thank you justice! I really glad you like it! Now I'm gonna take your plates, excuse me

Belfast take the empty plates and walk away

Alicorn: well do you have another plans to kill some time justice! Justice?

Alicorn sees justice with a serious face

Alicorn: justice what's wrong! What happen?!

Justice: I think I just detect something weird, far from here

Back at liberty place

Liberty: huh this world is really same with my world, so wheres the enemy? And why this world so called "azur lane" what does that mean?

Suddenly 40 unknown aircraft attack liberty

Liberty: stay away from me!

Liberty immediately activated her APS

Liberty: who in the world someone just attack me?!

???: Ara~ she is the same boy we attack earlier

Liberty: who are you! And why you attack me!

???: *Giggle* my name observer alpha and I'm here to take you down little girl!~

Tester: yeah we gonna attack this little girl!

Purifier: she is just alone! This must be easy target! *Low voice* even though she is the same boy we attack last time

Tester: PURIFIER!! YOU BACK!!!!

purifier: the hell are you saying to me I'm back?!

Observer: arbiter says that you bring drunk again by that little boy

Purifier: forget it, let's take this girl down!

Observer: well then get ready now!

Tester: well you are no match with us!

Liberty: "sniff" please someone help me!

Chapter 17 ends

I hope we could meet again in next chapter

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