chapter 15
Alicorn: we gonna have you punishment! Ar-bi-ter!~
Justice: a heavy punishment
Arbiter seems she can't do anything she accept their punishment
Arbiter: I'm sorry! I accept the punishment!!
Alicorn: well then...
Alicorn stare at arbiter
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
Arbiter:(mind) is he gonna kill me?!!
Purifier wakes up from her little nap
Arbiter: purifier help!
Purifier: oh look! *Hic* it's azur lane! *Hic* let's play a game! *Hic* hey you little girl!
Ayanami: huh me?
Purifier: look at that girl! *Hic* that girl being bullied by little boi! *Hic*
Ayanami: please purifier you are drunk
Sirius: that is not normal looking purifier
Furutaka: she is drunk, is she drink to much alcohol?
Yorktown: yup purifier is drunk because alicorn forced her to drink vodka?
Avrora: how the hell he got our vodka!
Bataan: well he said to me he got vodka bottle on somewhere in island where a box full of vodka bottle
Gronzy: so he use vodka to make his enemies drunk?
Purifier: ah look! "Hic" a cute little girl! *Hic*
Gronzy: get away from me you drunk lolicon!
Gronzy doesn't have a time to dodge purifier, purifier then hugs gronzy
Purifier: you are *hic* a cute girl! *Hic*
Chapayev: get away from her you siren!
Chapayev pulls away purifier
Purifier: you meanie! *Hic* I'm gonna kick you! *Hic*
Purifier use her leg to attack chapayev she evaded then purifier immediately fell sleep
Chapayev: I guess she is can't handle the vodka
Gronzy: she is not worthy chapayev, she can't handle vodka, vodka can only be drink by the true soviet soldier
Chapayev: ah you right comrade grozny.
Back at alicorn
Justice: so you want to escape huh?
Arbiter: umm yes! I want to go home!
Alicorn:, not so fast there arbiter!~ you need to clean this meet before you go!
Arbiter: can I just go home now?!! I promise I will not attack your base again! Please!!!!
Alicorn: is that a promise?
Arbiter: YES!!!
justice: what happend if you broke the promise?
Arbiter: *GASP*
Justice:, I think you will dead tho, all I want to live in peace! Where no enemies attacking... Bad luck for me I can't enjoy my sleep if enemy is attacking.... And you gonna pay it arbiter!
Arbiter:, please forgive me everything!!! I promise!!
Justice: is that ,so? Alicorn what do you say?
Alicorn: arbiter! Do you want to get free?
Arbiter:, YES PLEASE!!!
Alicorn: well then you have 2 option!~
Option 1 is stay here cleaning all of these mess from siren destroyed mass production ships and planes to!
Justice: if you pick this option and you run away...
I. Make. Sure. U. Died.
Arbiter: Ehh?!! Please just forgive me already, and what is option 2?
Alicorn: the option 2 is
Me and justice must punch you in the face! Then you can leave immediately!~
Arbiter: eh?!!!
Arbiter:(mind) what options I should choose?!! The options 1 seems fine but tired! All of my mass production ships are everywhere! And also the plane too, and the option 2 is the quickest, but that can really such an pain!
Arbiter: umm I choose uhhhh 1?
Alicorn: you want to choose options 1?
Arbiter: WAIT NO!! Let me think again! Uh........
Arbiter:(mind) screw it! I'm gonna choose options 2
Arbiter: I will choose option 2!
Alicorn: are you sure?
Arbiter: yes!!!
Alicorn: well then prepare to have a barrage of my punch!
Arbiter: I will accept the punch!
Alicorn: well then it's really hurt even can crack on of your skulls
Arbiter: NANI?!!!
justice: HOHO!! YOUR OPTIONS CANNOT BE CHANGED ANYMORE!!
Shangri: hey bunker do you think alicorn will do the "muda muda" thing?
Bunker: don't know, but I think he gonna do the "muda muda" thing
Essex: huh? What's "muda muda" thing?
Bunker: well gotta see for your self
Alicorn: yes I glad you choose this option arbiter!~ I'm so happy!
Arbiter:(mind) IS HE GONNA KILL ME NOW?!
alicorn:you know arbiter you said that your orochi is stronger than me and justice, but where's the proof? Should they stronger than me and justice? NO. NO. NO. NO
NO!
arbiter: *GASP!!*
alicorn: here is the question, I'm gonna hit you with my tight hand or left hand?
Justice: try to guess arbiter! The more you answer the wrong question, the punch will be add 10 seconds!
Arbiter*GASP!!* j-just h-h-hit me with y-your right hand...
Alicorn: NO! NO! NO! NO!
NO!
arbiter: (mind) noooo I'm so dead!!!
Arbiter: left hand?
Alicorn: NO! NO! NO! NO!
NO!
arbiter: or it is both hands?!!!
Alicorn: YES! YES! YES! YES!
Y.E.S!
arbiter: are you gonna to do "muda muda" thing like purifier said?!!
Maya: oh he gonna do the "muda muda" punch!
Javelin: I don't think arbiter will survive that many punch
Helena: maybe she can be unconscious after that many punch!
Enterprise: what's "muda muda" thing?
Alicorn: MUDA MUDA
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
M.U.D.A!!!
Arbiter: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!
justice: don't forget your purifier!
Alicorn give arbiter his last punch then she fly out to the sky, along with justice throws purifier into arbiter
Alicorn: well then, we should clean this base up from those siren Mass production
Justice: I cannot sleep in peace when the condition is messy
Bunker: do you think we should clean our base?
Alicorn: yes of course
Kako: hey look at siren mass production!
All siren mass production ships and planes start to disappear
Alicorn: I think it's really worth to punch arbiter,
Justice: I still not believe if she gonna broke the promise
Alicorn: don't worry comrade, we will not let her destroy this world
Akagi: well I'm gonna say the arbiter is an idiot isn't she?
Alicorn: what kind of idiot she have?
Akagi: you know... If arbiter choose to clean our base, she would do this in lest than a minutes, I think she is fool, why she still choose options 2?
Alicorn: maybe she is bored with her life, so she just want to die
Kaga: that's deep but ok
Justice: well then alicorn let's summon our ships
Alicorn: just remembered your ship is an aerial fortress don't park near me
Justice: I might sink my arsenal bird if I put it on sea alicorn
Alicorn and justice summon their ships to take off their shipboy equipment
Justice: well that was fun isn't?
Akagi: yes!
Alicorn: I'm kinda thirsty here
Laffey: alicorn is thirsty mmm~~~ you can have my oxy cola
Alicorn: well no thanks laffey I want just water
Bunker: well here's your glass of water alicorn
Alicorn: thank you Bunker
Justice: hmm... I want hot tea.
Belfast: master wants tea? Here
Justice:(mind) wait a minute why master?
Justice: umm Belfast you can call me justice instead
Belfast: well kinda not want, you are my master and I'm gonna be your personal maid
Justice: don't you are Enterprise personal maid?
Belfast: well yes, but she is now already changed her way of living in good health
Justice: glad to heard it
Enterprise: hey alicorn what's that muda muda thing?!
Alicorn: what? It's just my ultimate punch! Do you want to try it Enterprise?
Enterprise: hell no!
Wales: at least alicorn is saving the base
Bunker: we were so happy with you alicorn
Alicorn: ah you girls can count on me and justice!
Justice: you girls are our freinds, even though you girls are not from our universe, but the way you treat us like freinds, I will happy to help with you
Belfast:*giggle* you can count on me justice I'm your personal maid now!
Justice: thanks Belfast I appreciate it
Rossiya: hey alicorn!
Alicorn:yes?
Rossiya: my comrades says they want to celebrate the victory by invade you to drink vodkas!
Alicorn: EEEHH??!!!
shangri: Rossiya I think alicorn will never drink vodka
Rossiya: then what's the point you got vodka?!
Alicorn: I only test on siren just to find out if they can survive vodkas
Kirov: well purifier is drunk and fell asleep, we can say sirens can't hold the vodka!!!
Hood: you gentlemens want have to break?
Justice: ah yes we want it
Bismarck: hey girls!
Enterprise: what is it Bismarck?
Bismarck: we found some anomaly far from here
Cleveland: do you think it's siren?
Bismarck: we don't know but we need a ship to find out
Tirpitz: we all hurt no one prepare to leave the base
Alicorn: well the I take the mission
Shangri: are you sure?!
Justice: I'm in with alicorn
Illustrious: justice you too?!
Alicorn: look we just want to confirm if that was a siren or some ships like us
Victorious: but wait! Our ships is damage and we have nothing to defense!
Justice: don't worry victorious, me and alicorn have advanced radar system, if there were an enemy, my planes and alicorn will help you on the defense, right alicorn?
Alicorn: yes!
Yorktown: well then becarefull out there justice and alicorn
Justice: we will
Rossiya: i Will not forgot what have you done comrade justice and comrade alicorn
QE: first you save northern parliament ships and you save our whole base, your kindness will not forget with me
Alicorn: thank you girls we gonna off no to search this anomaly
Justice: stay safe everyone, if the sirens attacking again I will send my plane to help defend it
Formidable: stay safe you 2
Alicorn: I'm off now one-chan wish me luck
Shangri: stay safe little brother!
Bunker: I hope you guys come back in peace
Alicorn: I will
Alicorn and justice leave the base and sail toward the anomaly
Eugen: that guys is really kind isn't it?
Hornet: yeah glad they in our side
Bunker: anomaly
Shangri: what's wrong Bunker?
Bunker: do the anomaly give another Freind from alicorn universe?
Shangri: I don't know but I hope its real
Back at alicorn
Alicorn sub was followed by justice arsenal bird, justice sit in alicorn
Alicorn: hey justice check out this music!
Justice: show me
Alicorn plays the narkotikal music
Justice: isn't this northern parliament language?
Alicorn: yup! Comrade avrora give me this!
Justice : what is this song about?
Alicorn: the song tells us that drugs are shit, and they tell us to do hardbass dance
Justice: could you do the hardbass dance?
Alicorn: yup!
Justice: teach me then, I'm kinda bored here, I'm gonna do this dance to kill some time
Alicorn: da comrade let me teach you
Alicorn teach justice narkotikal dance just for killing some time
Timeskip 2 hours
They arrive in anomaly place
Justice: I don't see any strange in here
Alicorn: yeah Bismarck said there was anomaly here
???: That's right Mr alicorn and mr justice
Alicorn: who is that?!
Suddenly an sound of camouflage technology could be heard by alicorn and justice, when the camouflage is deactivated they see a destroyer
Alicorn: an zumwalt class?! Since when they put an camouflage technology?!
Justice: who are you mister?!
???: My name is emperor the 6th class of zumwalt class stealth destroyer
Alicorn: since when they put a camouflage technology?!!
Emperor: well about 2 days earlier they install me an camouflage technology
Justice: how you can sink?!
Emperor: well I'm not sink actually, I got pulled by portal and end up in here
Alicorn: so it almost same with me
Emperor: also the unknown voice tell me the reason I teleport here is to join your fleet
Justice&alicorn: EHH??!!
chapter 15 End
I hope we can meet again in another chapter
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