I don't know what to put for part two, so I might as well make it as white and superficial as possible. Here are some pranks you can do to all those amazing (note the sarcasm) families!

-Ruin their Starbucks

-Somehow ban them from dabbing

-Take away their Uggs

-Punish them every time they say 'I can't even' or 'omg I am LITERALLY dying'

-slutty Halloween? Give them bedsheets. They can be ghosts. I don't care.

-haunt them every time they say the word 'hi'

And if they are Jacob Sartorius:

-he doesn't deserve your time. He already set himself up for a bad life so you don't need to ruin him anymore.

Know it.
Love it.
Live by it.