The 7 things about Salem you should know are;
1) He was founded in 1630 and became a state in 1780, his nicknames are, Dumbass is from England, Quebec, Ontario, Prussia, and Berlin. Sally is the nickname Canada, Sealand,America and New York, gave him. He is called Lamb by France, Tonks, London, and New York when she's upset or scared. Salem's the youngest of the trio. His favorite colors are cobalt blue and blood red

2) He speaks English with his entire family. However he is fluent in French, and German he understands Italian, Japanese, and Russian .

3) He sees Natalie, Alfred, Mathew, Coraline, Benjamin, and Regina as siblings. He sees Arthur his wise Dad, Alistair as his annoying uncle and Francis as his flirty Mom. Salem sees his siblings as such, Alfred is his best friend and favorite brother, Natalie is favorite sister who is grumpy and tends to protect him, Matthew is a lovable dork cinnamon roll, Benjamin he sees as his partner in crime, Regina his rival and seen as a diva, he tends to listen to Coraline out of all his siblings and he is super protective of his cousin Peter and will tell off Arthur for ignoring him.

He is amused that Natalia and Alfred are a couple. He and Ivan are aware that both Natalie and Natalia have similar names and both have a temper.

4) He has PTSD,Celiac He hates llamas, fears fires. Thanks to the Salem witch trials he will become very violent and rude. His favorite foods are  gluten free grilled cheese sandwiches, Gluten free Whoppers, lobster, corndogs, candied apples, and corn chips. He loves girl scout cookies,Samuel Addams beer, coca-cola, and coffee.

His blood type is O- .

5)He loves reading historical texts, he watches action movies, horror movies, breakdancing, making YouTube videos, his favorite games are Undertale, Risk Yahtzee, and Chess, and the instrument he plays is a bass guitar. Salem plays
video games with Natalie and the awesome trio. He understands Tony and is aware that besides Alfred, Tony trusts Belarus, Natalie, Matthew, and himself.

Salem loves heavy metal music, off roading, historical documentaries, playing, hockey and baseball, often is skateboarding with Natalie and the awesome trio.

6)He is able to use magic, went to Hogwarts was in Ravenclaw house under the surname Kirkland, he was the same year as Percy Weasley. He also is classified as a Halfblood and enrolled under the name Salem R. Kirkland.

7)Francis Snape is his future girlfriend. Best friend Lovino Vargas (Romano), Percy Weasley is his wizard best friend. Friends Ivan Braginsky(Russia), and Elizabeta Héderváry(Hungary)

Salem's sugar glider Asriel who is a gift from Alfred to help him feel better after he felt like a failure in looking after his elder sisters

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     Hogwarts Sorting  1987

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  I am hyped to start Hogwarts with my geeky big sister Natalie, it's stupid Dad decided it was best for us to attend using the last name Kirkland. I knew Dad was a Gryffindor, Uncle Alistair and Natalie both were sorted into Slytherin, I honestly don't mind being a Slytherin or Ravenclaw.  I am as wicked smart, can kick ass, I am skater boy, and metal head. I shared a boat with two other boys Marcus Flint, a very dense plug ugly dude, and my new friend Percy Weasley. Percy knew all about having a lot of siblings and seemed baffled by the fact both Natalie and Uncle Alistair had been sorted into Slytherin.

  I grin looking up to see the enchanted ceiling has I get in line for my sorting ceremony, Gryffindor's colors were cool as they are red and gold. I just find a lion mascot to be over used in many schools.  The Hufflepuff mascot is badger, it's a bit scary as it reminds me of Benji's pet wolverine Logan. I still have a scar from the day that I woke him and Natty when they were asleep  under a tree in Matty's yard. I definitely don't want to be in Slytherin seeing as first of the color green just is weird, the second Uncle Alistair and Natty are both in Slytherin, and third the mascot is a fucking snake, and like Indiana Jones, my hero I hate snakes. I pay attention seeing as I had two others before I was going to be sorted.

"FLINT, MARCUS !" shouts Professor Mcgonagall as the plug ugly guy from the boat walked up and sat upon a three legged stoll. The guy wore a shit eating grin as the hat barely touched his head and shouted.

"SLYTHERIN " 

  I shoot a glare his way seeing him trying to sit down next to Natty, who thankfully was channeling her fuck off or suffer side, I honestly saw the guy piss himself as he went to sit with all the other first years. I chuckle as I rub the back of my head as my sister gives me our signature thumbs up with while making two gun gestures with her hands. I do likewise just as Professor Mcgonagall called another name.

"Weasley, Percy "says the witch clad in green wearing a tartan scarf as the redhead boy walks up, his hair kinda reminds me of Uncle Alistair. I swear that I heard his laughter as I watch the hat hit the head of the boy and like before with Flint it figured out the proper house right away.

"Gryffindor!"

   I gave Percy a thumbs up as he heads to Gryffindor, he arched a brow while giving me an awkward one back as he sat with two other redhead boys who probably were his brothers Bill, and Charlie. I know that Charlie Weasley was the guy Natalie liked in that puppy dog obsessed way Mom did over hot guys and girls. I  soon realized that I was up next .

"Kirkland. Salem R."called out Professor Mcgonagall as a few teachers and students look towards me I swear that I was probably going be judged based off  relatives. I sat down as the hat was placed upon my head it began to chuckle it spoke in an amused tone as clearly it knewof my Dad, sister, and uncle Alistair.

"Ah, you're the youngest of the Kirkland family,  your father was a Gryffindor you know, and a rather...." I snort as I spat out.

"I sure as Hell am not a lion, I honestly think that mascot is lame, and my dad is set on me bieng like him."I mumbled as I noticed that both Mcgonagall and Dumbledore look offended, whatever they aren't that scary.  I jump as the hat laughs again.

"I see you share the same temper as your older sister and uncle. Hmm ah so you fear snakes and worry if you're going to anger..." I cut the hat off as I knew Uncle Alistair and Dad were betting on if I was going be a Slytherin or Gryffindor.

"I fear snakes for a few reasons,  same goes for badgers especially after last year..." I explained as I sulk from the memories of pissing off both Logan and Natalie. The hat bobbed up and down on my head as it soon shouts.

"RAVENCLAW !" 

   I trip as I head to the Ravenclaw table as my sister jumped up on Slytherin table making several people freak out. I watched as she whistled, before she leaped from the table as she rushed over toward me while shouting

"SALLY, HELL YEAH LITTLE BROTHER, I WIN THE BET THAT I HAD WITH MUM AND UNCLE ALISTAIR ."Natalie tackled me as I noticed Professor Mcgonagall, and Professor Dumbledore, shared a look of amusement as I pulled my sister into a bear hug.

"I better get a cut Natty, you are almost as tricky as Uncle Alistair." I say as I noticed all the sudden everything went quiet as I see Uncle Alistair appears from the shadows laughing hysterically as he approaches me and looks towards someone scowling at me and Natty.

  "Albus and Minerva, first off it seems that both me and my brother owe wee Natty for figuring out little Sally was going to be a Ravenclaw, next subject, I was asked by Professor Kettleburn to take over Care of magical creatures while he is on holiday." Uncle Alistair had pulled Natty and I into one of his bone crushing hugs while looking toward a greasy haired guy "yee must be the git Snape, who my little Darling Natty made a fool of during potions last year. I highly suggest you take her on as an assistant.." Uncle Alistair smiles as gave Snape a look that says do it or I will make you suffer a fate worse than death itself.

"Alistair, my dear friend would you
care to explain why you are late to the ceremony?"asks Professor Dumbledore as he looks to Snape with a pissed off look that was nearly as bad as Dad if Alfred was being a jackass.

"I had to help my brother Artie and my nephews Alfie, and Matty sorting out a few family issues. I swear that Sally and Natty are a lot like them." Uncle Alistair soon asked for me and Natty to follow him into the hallway.