Dill pickle, apple-mustard, sour cream

Ketchup, and every flavour you could ever dream.

Some salt 'n vinegar when you got the crave,

Or some lightly salted if you want to save.

Crunchy or sweet with a little savoury,

Can even get those oven-cooked ones like from a bakery.

Tortilla chips with a squirt of lime and salsa,

Doesn't it make you want to salsa?

Cheddar crunch and cheese fizz,

A little bag for the trip,

Spicy dill and popcorn,

My brother ate one when he was born.

Cheetos that pop,

With a tiger that tops,

Make sure to add them when you shop,

Or else your head's gonna

Blast off!

When you drop.