Later, in snowy Manhattan, Clyde was floating down the sidewalk, when he noticed a streetside kiosk. "Oh, that's perfect! Just the thing for a sad koopa!" Clyde got on the stand, and started to browse through the selection. A couple seconds later, Blinky, Inky, and Pinky were peeking out of a manhole cover, before phasing through said manhole cover. "Inky, analysis." Blinky asked. The blue ghost tasted the snow with a hint of orange slime. "Slime and slugs. This snow is fresh."

"He's close, I can feel it." Blinky said

The three multicolored spooks were now looking around a corner, Pinky handed Inky a pair of homemade hi-tech binoculars. Taking a closer look at Clyde, and saw an eldery Magikoopa in purple by the name of Kammy Koopa coming up to the kiosk. "What kind of cut-rate junk is this? It's lousy workmanship, it's what it is."

"We may have a problem." Inky said.

Kammy begins to tear up the plush toys. "Everywhere I look, junk. These are no good at all! Junk!" she shouts as the orange ghost attempts to hide. "We need to get closer. Ten o-clock, gang."

The three multicolored spooks were hanging onto jackets of three kids passing by, one red, one blue, and one pink respectively. "Blend! Blend! Blend!"

Soon the ghosts were hiding behind a trash can, Blinky was now holding the binoculars. "Ha! So, this is where you're hiding all the good stuff." Kammy said as she stretched out Clyde. "He's in trouble!" Blinky yelled as Pinky pulled out a stick of dynamite plus a lit matchstick. "Kaboom!"

"Stand down, Pinky. We're in observation mode." Blinky said as Pinky groaned in disappointment. "Now this is workmanship. So where's the gosh darn squeaker on this thing? It's gotta have a squeaker." Kammy said as she squeezed Clyde, that he farted next to her ear. "Now that's more like it! Hey, stupid! I found this one. Hey! Where's my change!?"

"Grand Coulee Dam! Clyde's been kidnapped!" Blinky yelled as Clyde got kidnapped, well... ghostnapped. "TAXI!!!" A taxi cab drove up, and Kammy got in. "Not on my watch, Glasses. Inky!" Blinky said as Inky laid down a trash lid, and Pinky clips a rope with a hook at the end onto the back bumper. The taxi drove off, carrying the lid in the process.

The taxi drove up to an apartment building, the ghosts veered to the side, jumped in the air, and slid in the snow. Soon, the three were hiding behind a snowman. "I got a tip for you, drop dead!" Kammy yelled at the cabbie, slamming the door. The eldery koopa walked towards the apartment as an amiable doorman greeted her. "Good evening ma'am. Merry Christmas."

"Buzz off!" Kammy yelled as she punched the doorman. "Blinky, how are we doing to get inside?" Inky questioned as Pinky pulled out the same stick of dynamite and lit matchstick. She then lights the fuse. "Kaboom. Kaboom! Ah-haha!"

"I got a better idea." Blinky said as he snuffs out the fuse, causing Pinky to groan in disappointment. Soon, the three multicolored specters were performing a Trojan snowman as the doorman was getting up. "Oy, that's gonna hurt." He groaned as dusted himself off, and readjusted his cap. He saw the snowman that Blinky, Inky, and Pinky were inside of. After ten awkward seconds, the snowman was somehow holding a twenty dollar bill. The doorman takes the twenty bucks. "Very generous, sir. You have a Merry Christmas." He said, granting them access.

Once inside, Kammy hops on an elevator. "Hold that elevator!" Blinky yelled. "Blinky!" Clyde cried out. "Clyde!" Blinky shouted out. "Step on it, Inky!" Blinky yelled as Kammy pressed the button to Floor Thirteen, they tried to make it, but collided when the doors closed. Pinky noticed something. "Blinky, look." Pinky said. The something in question was a mail duct. "What comes down must go up." Blinky remarks.

"Blinky." Inky motions to a shop vacuum, putting two and two together, Blinky remarked. "All right, gang. Commence Operation: Special Delivery."

Inky plugs in the vacuum and Pinky puts the vacuum in 'Reverse'. Blinky and Inky put stamps on each other's chests. Pinky flips Blinky and Inky into the vacuum, the pink ghost quickly puts a stamp on herself, and joins in with the others. The added pressure caused the ghosts to shoot up like a high-speed elevator. As Kammy exits the elevator, the ghosts launch out of the upper floor mail chute. As they land, they try to float towards Kammy's apartment, but she closes and locks the door.

"Shiitake mushrooms! No more Mr. Spooky and Loveable." Blinky said.

"Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom! AAAAAHHHH!!!" Pinky laughed, while getting out the dynamite and match. "Pinky, enough with the dynamite!" Blinky chided. "Aw, man..." Pinky said in disappointment as she slumps and puts the dynamite away.