Got Stank!
It is nighttime and in the school a game is going on, by the sign outside of the school, Randy and Howard were seen almost naked wearing their underwear thankfully.
Howard: So, remind me again how this is going to get us a seat at the cool seats?
Randy: Trust me Howard, we're going to enter in like BOOM, and they'll be like oh no you didn't, and we'll be like oh yes, we did!
Howard: Whatever, let's just do this my butts starting to itch.
Randy and Howard make their way to the gym where the basketball game is, in the crowd Akin is by himself eating some chilly fries with a coke. He got a text from Randy saying prepare yourself.
Akin: What the juice?
Then the gym door was kicked open and Randy and Howard covered in blue paint, Randy blared his air horns.
Randy: What's up Norisville High!
The entire game stopped looking at the two teens. Akin was less than pleased breaking the silence
Akin:
https://youtu.be/CZDGbbexysU
The crowd was a mixture of laughter, groaning in disgust, oddly some girls looked interested in them. Randy and Howard sat next to Akin who looked at them disappointed. The two sat down next to him.
Randy: I don't get it, even with that performance we still didn't get into the fishcage.
Akin: Well, I don't think coming here Neary naked wearing Mcdaddy underwear is cool enough for the hot seats.
Randy: Yeah, I was hoping to get the three of us into the fish cage.
Akin: So, you thought coming to school half naked would work?
Randy: Yeah, in my head it sounded better.
Howard: Well now thanks to you Cunningham, I'm freezing my butt off over here.
The three then saw Doug get sent flying back down to the floor bouncing past the three.
Randy: Nice try Doug.
Howard; At least we're not sitting with the marching band, that sections got a splash zone.
Below them, the marching band was using their instruments to play for the event, though they had to deal with falling drinks. Bucky was getting too excited and started playing triangle faster than usual.
Flute Girl: Bucky, there is no triangle solo in this song, or any song.
Eventually everyone started to boo the marching band.
Wickwhacker: Bucky, what'd I'd tell you about showboating?
Bucky ignored her and continued to play the triangle only to be pulled to the side.
Wickwhacker: Handsletter, your triangles writing checks your dinger can't cash. You're benched till further notice!
Bucky: But the Triangles my life.
Wickwhacker: Put your dinger in my hand son.
Bucky: You can take my dinger, but you'll never take my back up dinger!
Bucky pulled out his back up dinger surprising Wickwhacker, Bucky ran off sobbing knocking the school mascot to the ground. Stevens takes this chance to perform the sad trombone.
Howard: Oh, sad trombone.
Randy: Ultimate band burn.
Akin: Eh, I just hope the kid doesn't take this too hard.
Bucky slammed the hallway door shut crying to himself, unknown to him that right below and green skinned man with messed up teeth and chains on his wrists sensed this gaining a smirk licking his lips.
Sorcerer: Mhm, misery, with sutile nuts of humiliation and the slightest hint of flop sweat. He will do nicely.
The Sorcerer began laughing and gathered a weird green mist, he launched it into the air into the pipes above him making its way to Bucky. It traveled to his dinger and Bucky started to mutate.
Bucky: They'll pay, they'll all-
Then the door was slammed open stopping his transformation.
Bucky (Weakly): Pay.
The door was opened again by a girl walking very slowly humming to herself leaving Bucky stuck to the wall. Randy and Howard finished getting the paint off their bodies as Akin felt uncomfortable.
Akin: Look, I need you two dorks to at least put some pants on.
Randy: Yeah, you're right. Now we are just two first-year students wearing speedos.
The three hear screaming in the music room.
Randy: Hey Akin, something tells me it Ninja time. Well also Phantom time but Ninja time.
Akin gave him a smirk waiting for his call, Randy reached into his speedo pulling out his mask.
Akin: Oh hell no. You are really going to put that on you're face?
Randy: Yes, I am.
Howard: But it was in your pants
Randy: Yes, it was!
Randy put his mask on his face transforming into the Ninja.
Akin: Whatever, (Focuses) I'm going ghost!
The same white rings covered Akin's body, turning him into the Phantom. The teens made their way to the music room. Bucky was destroying the place, breaking instruments and scaring his bandmates. He picked up the piano and was going to throw it when Phantom entered the room.
Ninja: Smokebomb!
Ninja appeared from the smoke cloud with Phantom behind Bucky.
Phantom: I'm in a good mood today, Bucky. How about you let go of that table and turn back to normal for us.
Bucky ignored Phantom and slammed the Piano on Ninja, Ninja managed to cut through the piano in the shape of his figure.
Ninja; You really should have worded that better.
Bucky took every instrument he could find and threw them at Phantom and Ninja, they used their agility to dodge. Bucky threw a flute at Ninja who caught it and gave it to flute girl
Flute Girl: Princess Toote, I thought I lost you.
Bucky then snatched two other flutes to use as weapons. Phantom made ice daggers while Ninja was trying to look for something to fight him with.
Ninja: Hey, cowbell. Cowbell me!
The girl threw her Cowbells at Ninja, he caught the cowbells and twirled them using them as weapons. Phantom and Bucky charged in first with Bucky swinging his flutes at Phantom's head as he phases through the strike, jumps into the air and slices the flutes in half. Ninja jumps off Phantom's back and slams the bells between Buckys' head, stunning him.
Ninja: Bucky quick question. What's going on over here? Like is this a Halloween costume or what?
Phantom: Yeah, you look like a mutated pile of slobs?
Bucky: if I can't play triangle in the band, then no one will!
Phantom: This is all over a stupid triangle?
Wickwhacker: M-my no showboating policy, he was showboating you all saw it!
Bucky roared, throwing two more instruments at the duo before running to the window and bashing through the wall, escaping outside. Both teens looked at the banged up music room.
Phantom: Smokebomb?
Ninja: Smokebomb.
Ninja slammed his ball to the ground allowing the two to escape. We cut back to the next morning to a tired Randy and Akin
Randy: We were up until curfew looking for Bucky. You just can't find a runaway monster on a school night.
Akin: I'm curious on how Bucky turned into that thing. Next time he shows up we have to find a way to turn him back.
Randy: You're right, Akin, the Ninja and Phantom must do something.
Howard: No, the Ninja and Phantom need to help come up with a plan to get us into the fish cage tonight.
Akin: I think trying to save someone from being a monster is more important than some seats Howard.
Howard: Come on guys, us three could be the first freshmen in the fish cage. I believe in both of you. *Yawns* Being inspiring makes me tired.
Howard pulled out a pillow to rest on falling asleep.
Randy; Something turned Bucky into a monster. You think the Ninjanomicon knows who did it?
Akin: Yeah, I mean it's like an 800 year old book, something like this is not new to it.
Randy nodded, took out his hand book opening the pages, the book glows sending him into the book.
Randy: The evil funk possesses the vulnerable using that which he holds most dear.
Randy snapped back into reality now knowing what to do.
Randy: I have to destank him bro!
Library Guy: Really, yelling in the library. We got like one rule, and you just broke it.
Randy: Sorry, sorry.
Time passed and Howard and Akin were at their lockers listening to Randy.
Randy: Hey guys,
Howard: So, what's the plan for-. Ugh, oh hell no.
Akin: What is it?
Akin turned around to see Randy in the marching band uniform.
Akin: Oh, dear god.
Howard: Why are you wearing that?
Randy: I joined the marching band.
Howard: Why would you say that?!
Randy: Because you asked.
Howard opened his locker and pulled both Randy and Akin in. Let's just say it was less than comfortable.
Akin: Okay Randy spill it. Why are you in the marching band?
Howard: Yeah, how did this happen?
Randy: I auditioned.
Randy was in the fixed music room with a triangle, he tapped it once looking back at the judges.
Wickwhacker: You're in!
This was a surprise to be sure but a welcome one.
Randy: Didn't know I was so musical, did you?
Howard; Why when we're trying to sit in the cool section did you go join the dorkest dorks on earth.
Randy: I know, I know it's bad timing but if the band has a new triangle player, then Bucky is bound to show up and when he does the Ninja and Phantom will take him down!
Akin: Well, this does look like it can work but what if he doesn't show up?
Randy: I pray he does, this uniform is tight in all the wrong places.
Howard: Your hero identities are ruining our popularity.
Randy: it's a price I must take.
Akin: Besides I would rather be happy knowing we saved someone rather than sit in some seats.
Howard: ugh, look just make sure it's quick alright, faster you help Bucky then the faster we can get into those seats.
Akin: Alright then, let's go get that dork.
Time passed to the game, Randy was in the band seats with Akin on the other side with the same chili fries and coke, he finds it easy to eat first before a possible fight, that and he has been hungry all day, so he needs fuel. He was about to finish his fries when he heard banging on the door. Everyone stopped and they saw the mutated Bucky enter the gym making everyone scream in terror. Akin and Randy looked at each other with a smirk. Akin went to a hiding spot while Randy managed to find one time.
Akin/Randy: It's Ninja Time/ Going Ghost!
A split screen appeared with both teens transforming into the Ninja and Phantom. Phantom arrived at the scene first reeling, his fist back punching Bucky in the face. Bucky crashed into a wall. Ninja stood beside Akin waiting for the guy to get up.
Phantom: Got a plan this time Ninja?
Ninja: We have to look for something he holds most dear, once we find it, we must break it to return to normal.
Phantom was about to say something when he noticed Bucky throw a table at them, Phantom put his hand on Ninja's shoulder and they phased through the table, Phantom shot ice at Bucky's feet and he charged in with a knee to the chin, he performed sideway spin and kicked Bucky on his head. Ninja performed a flying kick, hitting Bucky in the stomach, the two then attacked Bucky with a barrage of punches and kicks overwhelming him. Then they both pulled back their fists and punched him across the face sending him through a wall.
Phantom: Okay, we need to look for that precious it-
Before he could finish, Bucky came through the wall and grabbed Phantom throwing him into the food table.
Ninja: Phantom!
Bucky picked up Ninja shaking and squeezing him.
Ninja: Gotta destank this geek!
Ninja noticed Bucky's back up dinger near his belt.
Ninja: That's it. Phantom his back up dinger!
Phantom got back up and saw what he was talking about. Phantom made a clone to throw him at Bucky to kick him across the face making him let go of Ninja. The two rushed Bucky attacking him with a barrage of attacks, but what Bucky didn't know was that Phantom managed to secretly take away Bucky's dinger. They performed a backflip landing together. Bucky roared but noticed in Phantom's hand was his dinger.
Phantom: Boom, you looking for this?
Bucky charged at the two. Phantom tossed the dinger in the air as Ninja pulled out his sword and sliced it in half, Bucky reverted to normal with his clothing covering his naked body. The remaining student's cheered for the duo.
Ninja: Ready to bounce?
Phantom: Oh, it would be my honor.
Ninja: Smokebomb.
Ninja and Phantom disappeared satisfied with their victory.
The friends were seen sitting in the fishcage looking satisfied well Akin was alright, but it did feel better than the rough benches
Randy: Well guys, we did it, we're the first freshmen to sit in the fishcage.
Howard: Technically it's true. We have to take what we can get.
Akin: I admit, these seats feel good.
Howard: Sorry for being harsh to you about joining the marching band.
Randy: Forgiveness accepted buddy, forgiveness accepted.
Akin: Enough talking friends, let just enjoy this moment. I managed to get some nice nachos.
Akin pulled out a bag of nachos with cheese sauce on the side.
Randy: You just made this so much better!
Howard: I love you man.
The three friends cheered together and decided to look down at the crowd over Bucky. He then appeared from his clothe pile and was embarrassed
Bucky: Why am I naked?!
Bucky covered his crotch with hat and ran to the bathroom.
Randy: I did not need to see that.
Akin: None of us did.
The three then leaned back and sighed enjoying the seats of the fishcage.
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