jongho: is it bad that i smother my girls with kisses after i come back from work and they get annoyed at me

wooyoung: yes

seonghwa: yes

san: yes

yunho: yes

wooyoung: yes

mingi: yes

hongjoong: yes

yeosang: no

yeosang: i do the same

yeosang: i love them

wooyoung: you shut up you're a lost cause

yeosang: ???

yeosang: that's rich coming from you 🤠

yunho: im ngl i'd do the same with my kids

mingi: :D

mingi: the appointment is day after tomorrow im so so so so so so excited

seonghwa: you'd be a great dad

mingi: STOPPPPPOOPP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

yunho: yes stop he'll start blushing so much he'll turn into a hot air balloon and fly away like a fuxkinf crow that goes kaw kaw but it's a crow that loves fapping

mingi: wtf

yunho: KAKA BITCH 👅👅👅👅👅

mingi: wow you concern me

yunho: you chose to marry me now you deal with the shit i do 🫵

wooyoung: ok but seriously do you guys want some tips on how it will go

yunho: yes pls

wooyoung: right

wooyoung: they'll ask you about your fertility and all and some other stuff iw forgot

wooyoung: don't be nervous though

hongjoong: then they will make you suck each other's dicks there

hongjoong: and they record it

mingi: shut the fuck up and go suck haghwas dick

seonghwa: STOP BRINGING ME INTO THE BULLSHIT THAT MAN SAYS

mingi: 😁😁😁🔥🔥🔥🔥

yeosang: sometimes it can be scary though because they may ask things you've not heard

yeosang: they also do a fertility test on both of you

yeosang: you'll have to give them a specific amount of your ejaculation for testing like a sample of it

yeosang: they'll either ask you to masturbare and give it in a cup they provide ot they ask for a used condom

san: don't give them ideas they'll fuck in the bathroom of the hospital

wooyoung: bffr rn

seonghwa: san are you dumb or something

san: yes 🤩🙏

seonghwa: didn't you do biology in 11th grade

yunho: isn't that the whole fucking point of it???

yunho: dumbfuck

yunho: how else are you supposed to give a sample of fapping resultant

san: right

mingi: ZAMINANMAA EH EH WAKA WAKA EGE EG 😁😁🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

wooyoung: talking from experience tho it's suuuuuuuuper difficult to find a potential healthy candidate for surrogacy after you're done with all the procedure

san: oh my god yes

san: fuck it was a bad experience for us with minji

jongho: i'll never actually forget how tough it was for y'all after she was born

wooyoung: yea the surrogate passed away during birth because her body couldn't handle the distress it went through because of her age

wooyoung: she was like 43 and wr didn't even know because we had decided to rather not know information about the surrogate

wooyoung: god knows why they matched us with someone of that age

wooyoung: i still remember that we were in the er with hwayoung because she swallowed a whole fucking lego piece from seonghwas lego set when he was babysitting her while we went on a date

seonghwa: NOOOOOOO I REMEMBER THAT 💔💔💔💔

seonghwa: i panicked so hard

san: well who asked you to leave a one and a half year old unsupervised while you went to shit

wooyoung: then WHILE WE WERE AT THE ER we got a call from the hospital saying that our surrogate baby girl has been born three ish months earlier than expected date and you need to come and meet the baby sign legal stuff 

wooyoung: i think it was two months preemie

wooyoung: i was like we are in an emergency right now can the surrogate mom handle this

wooyoung: they were like no she passed away during birth i was like oh fuck im sorry please give my condolences to her family

wooyoung: i felt horrible because what do you mean our baby was the cause of her death

yeosang: i remember coming to the er and hwayoung being abnormally normal until i found out she swallowed a lego

san: sorry but thinking about it now it was kind of funny but it was scary too

mingi: we were all there to help you huhuhuhuhu

mingi: because the rest of us then werent even ready to have a baby

mingi: haerin was adopted only two years later 

wooyoung: yea i remember

wooyoung: while i was telling the er nurses that we have another emergency with our newborn baby san started crying 

wooyoung: FULL ON SOBBING

wooyoung: it took me ages to tell them show them proof by then the other hospital had called us again to come there because baby was becoming critical and we had to sign legal docs to put her on a ventilator 

wooyoung: we got the nurses convinced and we left for that other hospital

wooyoung: once we got there they put us in these weird looking suits and they took us to the nicu

wooyoung: when i saw minji

wooyoung: i started ugly crying 

yeosang: san sent me the video 

wooyoung: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP NOT THAT VIDEO I LOOKED SO BAD 

yeosang: huhuhuhuhuhu

seonghwa: its a cute video i saw it

seonghwa: something pure 

yunho: dont yall have to do skin to skin 

san: YA THEY MADE US DO SKIN TO SKIN 

san: everyday half an hour for the each of us 

san: some days it was different like it would be just an hour of him or hour of me 

san: they told us that she would get out of the nicu quicker if we did that because she would develop faster or something

san: i dont know we just trusted them 

jongho: omg theres a video of you singing lullabies to her 

hongjoong: what do you even do during skin to skin contact 

san: we would either sleep off sometimes

san: or we would talk to her, or just sing to her 

san: when she would start fussing we would just gently rub her back so that she would get the attention she wants 

mingi: OHHH THATS WHY SHE NOW ONLY SLEEPS WHEN YOU SING HER LULLABIES

wooyoung: right

wooyoung: WHAT A GREAT REVELATION

san: shes damn picky that she only wants me to do it 

san: because i did it to her from quite literally day one \

san: if wooyo goes in the room to say goodnight shes like wheres daddy i need him to sing me to sleep and unless and until i sing her to sleep, she will wait for me even i

yeosang: the way theyre both so similar to the both of you

yeosang: especially wooyoung 

yunho: IKR THEY ARE

yeosang: i was once babysitting hwayoung and she was sad for some reason

yeosang: i wanted to make her laugh thats why we played a game

yeosang: omg her laugh sounds exactly like wooyoungs

san: i dont think my genes even tried ngl for hwayoung

san: because she looks speaks talks behaves all exactly like woo 

san: if we go out together people wouldnt even believe if i say im her other father

wooyoung: HELOPPP I REMEMBER ONCE SOMEONE THOUGHT YOU KIDNAPPED HER UNTIL I CAME AND STOOD THERE 

san: the egg donor for minji was very similar to wooyoung too 

san: my genes didnt stand a chance 

yeosang: fml i cant breathe rn im so sick 

mingi: you have a small dick

mingi: microscopic

yeosang: ???

yeosang: wtf

wooyoung: suck my dick bitch 

wooyoung: mole rat ass

wooyoung: i bet u dont even have lips to suck it 

mingi: you dont even talk you are microscopic forget your dick

seonghwa: ?!#?!! #+$€=¥=°•'{¥[

san: HELLP THATS SO DOUL

hongjoong: CHAMCHI SUPER TUNA RRARARARARARA

wooyoung: omg do u guys remember in 11th grade when we all got kicked out of the class for eating there and not in the cafeteria

yeosang: right

yeosang: i was gonna kiss u that day my bro

hongjoong: ewww

hongjoong: gays suck eww

jongho: shut up you are the biggest home essential 

mingi: that day the teacher started hating me

mingi: she was only attacking me as if i did everything like it wasnt even my idea

mingi: i was new i didnt even know we couldnt eat inside the class

mingi: SHE WAS SO PETTY 

mingi: anyways hard sex rough sex 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

seonghwa:

mingi: oh my god i haven't seen this since med school

seonghwa: sucking massive dick rn do u want video sucking MASSIVE MASSIVE COCK rn do u want

wooyoung: get therapy 🙏🙏🙏

seonghwa: sending sex tape rn bbg daddy is right on it 😘😘

seonghwa: sent it to u bbaabgroll 🥰🥰

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