seonghwa: bru wtf that dude at the store was so creepy

hongjoong: ...

san: ew what happened now

seonghwa: i went to the store to buy some stuff we needed like groceries and diapers and all

seonghwa: was feeling cunty so i wore a mesh shirt

seonghwa: i went to the shop bc it's near by and i took baby with me because yes

seonghwa: i was in desperate need of some chips omg i would've exploded if i didn't buy it btw

seonghwa: and a dude kept staring at me while i was picking some vegetables like lil bro stop staring 💀

seonghwa: i glared back like tf u doing

seonghwa: then

seonghwa: i saw his hair

seonghwa: and realized it's fuckass hongjoong

seonghwa: his rat ass hair he was wearing a cap

yeosang: RAT ASS HAIR 😭⁉️⁉️⁉️

seonghwa: he dyes it so much that shit is fried to crisp

seonghwa: it's blue rn and GOD

seonghwa: IF I PULL IT A LITTLE TOO HARD HIS ENTIRE SCALP WILL FALL IN MY HANDS

hongjoong: i did not stalk you there i promise i just wanted some ramen to continue rotting in my editing studio

seonghwa: come back home and rot how much ever u wany

seonghwa: i need a break 💔💔💔

hongjoong: ok wait the last shoot is going on

hongjoong: after that

seonghwa: thank you

mingi: god i wanna suck your dick. i wanna pull your pants down as you sit on the bed and slip your underwar off until your hard cock flings out like a sausage on a stick. i wanna drag my tongue up and down and all around your meaty shaft, taking in the smell and the flavor of your sexy musk. i wanna turn you on by slurping on your tasty joosi delishus nuts and jerking you off for a little bit. i wanna slide your thicc, horny cock into my mouth as i start succing on your cute little mushroom ass tip, swirling my tongue all around that swollen crown. i wanna start sliding your cock in and out of my mouth as i suck on that joosi man rod, savoring the flavor of your slimy pre babies as my lips tighten around your dicc and my tongue drags across the underside of your cocc with every push and pull of my face. i want you to grab my head and start thrusting into my mouth as my mouth suddenly becomes a pussy for you, like im an asshole you know, happily letting you dick down my face as your dick tip punches the back of my throat. i want to choke on u daddy. i wanna feel your cock throb against my tongue and lips as you gets faster and faster, getting closer and closer to your orgasm. f i n a l l y, i wanna feel u jerk ur scrumptious dick out of my mouth as i watch you jerk it off oooo la la until you blast on my face with hot, sticky ropes of your smelly, tasty, white jizz with xtra pizazz of your babies, tasty semen painting me like a canvass. god I wanna suck your dick.

san: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM NOT READING ALL THAT

mingi: cmere i'll suck urndick

san: no thanks

jongho: fuck my life

jongho: im jumping out the nearest window

yeosang: what happened

jongho: HAERIN WON'T STOP CRYING AND I DON'T KNOW FOR WHAT FJCKING REASON

jongho: she keeps hanging on to my pyjamas while trying to go and shower

jongho: should i give up and take her kn the shower with me? probably

jongho: but i have no energy to deal with this shit no more imma scream

hongjoong: what happened tho

jongho: I DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWW

jongho: i dropped hyejin off w my mom so that i could focus on our older baby for a day

jongho: BUT SHE KEEPS CRYING WHILE CLINGING ON TO MY LEGS LIKE A FUXKING KOALA AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

jongho: I TRIED TO CALM HER DOWN BUT IT'S NOT WORKING

yunho: hi freaks

seonghwa: hi

yunho: getting my dick sucked rn

san: shut up

yunho: aren't u supposed to be teaching rn???

san: lunch break 

jongho: so nobody is gonna help me?

jongho: no experienced parents??

san: try and carry her

san: hold her maybe she just wants you to hug her 

seonghwa: i have diarrhea

san: very inspiring information

san: now make hongroach lick your ass 

hongjoong: ?????

hongjoong: what is this behaviour 

seonghwa: suck my dick babygrill 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

hongjoong: you're fucking weird

seonghwa: shut up

seonghwa: you chose to be with me your fault go eat my shit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

wooyoung: guys do u know something about yeosang

jongho: what

mingi: no we don't know

wooyoung: one day

wooyoung: like 15 years ago

wooyoung: he drank coffee that had cow milk and got terrible diarrhea

wooyoung: he took a FAT SHIT on the walls and it was DRIPPING DOWN LIKE WATER

yeosang: ????

yunho: that's nasty...

wooyoung: you know what's nastier

wooyoung: when i shoved my massive dick up his ass that night

wooyoung: it was a lovely session

wooyoung: i fucked him so hard he went to heaven i can't lie

yeosang: ??

yeosang:

yeosang: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

seonghwa: that's DISGUSTING

seonghwa: shrek is hot

seonghwa: like WOAH PLEASE SUCK MY DICK

yunho: i genuinely thought y'all would've changed at least a tiny bit after having kids but no

yunho: creeps

jongho: you shut your ass you have a feet fetish

yunho: YUCK

mingi: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mingi: my feet are nice

mingi: maybe i should start selling feet pics on onlydans

yeosang: wtf

yeosang: absolutely not

yeosang: ur feet look ass

mingi: see look this is blatant homophobia 

yeosang: shut up 

jongho: ew i just met our school principal in the grocery store and she looked like she has finally started eating grass

seonghwa: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

seonghwa: i do not want to talk about her

wooyoung: is she balding

jongho: WHY IS THAT THE FIRSY QUESTION YOU ASK

jongho: anyways 

mingi: i need to be railed and fucked slowly and intimately but while being tied up to spell and i dont understand but i love u at a beach resort

hongjoong: ???

mingi: ADD FAST PACE, SHADOW AND LIGHT A FLAME TO THAY

jongho: YES OH MY GOFFDDSOEKSKSKEMDM

yeosang: omg

yeosang: add ruby to that

wooyoung: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck that's so KEMSMEKD

seonghwa: hot, yes

mingi: i would instantly orgasm ngl like oooh

mingi: @yunho

hongjoong: BITCH IR RITN NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT WHAT TBRNFUCK 😭😭😭😭😭

yunho: what

yunho: NAHHHH

yunho: BRO PUT HIS FANTASIES OUT IN THE OPEN FOR EVERYONE YO SEE

jongho: the bro zone is crazy

seonghwa: LULILULULILALALALALALALALALALALLAALSLA 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

hongjoong: ?

seonghwa: 🥰🥰

wooyoung: you will turn into a roach one day

wooyoung: and that roach will start woofing

yunho: BREASTFEEDING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

yeosang: wtf is wrong with you all

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i hope this book isn't boring